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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Rhinitis Revelation (S05E05)

"...she's about to make a pecan pie that'll be so good..."
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"...I'll almost forget how she blew it with the fried chicken."
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"Sheldon, your friend is hurting."
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"What do we do when someone's hurting?"
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"Offer them a hot beverage."
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"When they're drunk as a skunk, what beverage do we offer?"
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"Coffee."
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"And what do we do it with?"
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"Now, you listen to me."
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"I know you feel like you can't find someone..."
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"...but there's a lock for every key."
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"Back home, there's a girl works at the Walmart. Tall, tall girl."
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"Thought she'd never find a man, then one day, wouldn't you know..."
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"...Harlem Globetrotters come to town."
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"Long story short, today that woman travels the world..."
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"...with a semiprofessional basketball player..."
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"I didn't get a lot of that because of your accent..."
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"...but the general tone was soothing and somehow I feel better. Ha, ha."
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"I'm not gonna get my pecan pie, am I?"
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"You want some Oreos?"
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"- Double Stuf? - No, it's regular."
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"Nice. Kick a man when he's down."
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"I'm glad we're finally getting to do something together, just the two of us."
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"Sure. One thing you really miss when you're on vacation is laundry."
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"Careful, you're using too much Downy."
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"You know if my clothes get too soft it makes me sleepy."
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"Well, this takes me back. Me doing your laundry, you next to me criticizing."
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"It is nice, isn't it?"
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"Mrs. Cooper."
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"- Hi. - Oh, hello, darling."
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"Sheldon, you didn't tell me your mom was coming."
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"It was in my weekly e-mail blast."
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"Right between "Beet season is finally here"..."
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"...and "Uh-oh, red stool from beets leads to cancer scare.""
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"- So how have you been? - Good, good."
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"Leonard has a new girlfriend. How are you doing with all that?"
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"Oh, fine. You know, it's, been a while. I'm getting back out there."
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"Let me ask you, when you get back out there, are you wearing this?"
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"Well, it's super cute on."
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"Yes, Penny has a lot of money tied up in promiscuity futures."
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"Hon, you think maybe the reason why you're having trouble..."
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"...finding a guy is because you're letting them ride the roller coaster..."
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"...without buying a ticket?"
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"Oh, they don't always get to ride the roller coaster."
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"Sometimes they only get to spin the teacups."
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"I'm going out. Would it be crazy to ask you to look at the outfit I'm gonna wear?"
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"Oh, not crazy at all. And don't beat yourself up."
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"When I was your age, you could have me for a car ride..."
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"- ...and a bottle of strawberry wine. - Ha, ha."
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"Yeah, that will not be in this week's e-mail blast."
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"So this spring, I get to go to the International Space Station."
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"Oh, my word, a trip to the heavens."
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"If you ever wanna live there eternally, I've got a good book you could read."
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"I watch the Charlie Brown Christmas Special every year..."
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"...so I get the gist."
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"I bet your mom is really proud of you."
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"Nope. She says if I don't back out, she's gonna go on a hunger strike."
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"Um, it would take years before she'd be in any kind of danger, but still."
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"I've got a treat for us tomorrow, Mom."
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"I'm taking you to see Saul Perlmutter give a lecture..."
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"...about his Nobel Prize-winning work in cosmology."
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"And the best part is, at the Q and A afterward..."
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"...I've worked up a couple of Q's that will stump his sorry A."
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"I don't know, Shelly. I thought we could do a little sightseeing."
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"What sight is better than your little boy embarrassing a Nobel laureate?"
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"Come on, we'll take your mom to see the Hollywood sign..."
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"...the Wax Museum, the Walk of Fame."
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"Ooh. Maybe a little Rodeo Drive."
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"Well, I can't spend $12,000 on a handbag..."
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"...but it's free to look upon those who do with righteous condemnation."
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"- What do you say? - What do I say?"
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"I say you people need to stop ruining my mom's visit with your sushi..."
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"These are delicious."
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"The trick to pancakes is bacon grease. I cook everything in it."
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"Everything? Aren't you worried about your health?"
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"Doctors are always changing their mind."
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"One week bacon grease is bad for you."
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"Next week we're not getting enough of it."
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"Good morning, Shelly."
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"Apology accepted."
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"Great. Now, you're gonna love the Perlmutter lecture."
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"...but you could stick your fingers in your ears..."
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"...and hum "Amazing Grace" during those parts."
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"I am still going out with your friends."
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"But I apologized."
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"And that was hard for me because I didn't do anything wrong."
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"Shelly, I hung out with you in enough dusty lecture halls..."
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"...while you were growing up. I wanna go sightseeing."
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"So why don't you have some pancakes, get dressed and come with us."
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"I'm not going, and you can't make me."
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"You're right, I can't. Have a nice day."
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"Well, I'm going to stand here until you change your mind."
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"Then you are gonna stand there all day."
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"I'm just gonna take my bacon grease and slide over there."
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"I can't believe my own mother is abandoning me."
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"I am not abandoning you."
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"Sheldon, abandoning you is leaving you in a basket on a church doorstep."
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"I am going to Hollywood and thank a wax Ronald Reagan..."
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"...for his service to our country."
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"We appear to be at a crossroads in our relationship, Mother."
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"- Well, I guess we are. - Sorry. Syrup."
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"All right, Mom. When you're at the Ripley's Believe it Or Not Museum..."
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"...if they have an exhibit about a mother who threw away a chance..."
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"I hadn't..."
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"That lecture was a waste of time."
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"I made more accurate diagrams of the expansion of the early universe..."
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"...on the nursery wall with the contents of my diaper."
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"Are you getting sick?"
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"No, I'm just allergic to people who get Nobel Prizes for no good reason."
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"...to use the clinical term, bitchiness..."
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"...is because your mother isn't making you a priority?"
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"Nuh-uh."
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"Are you sure? The infant-mother pair-bond..."
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"...is the building block of primate psychology."
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"Oh, there it is. It always comes back to monkeys with you."
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"Just monkeys, monkeys, monkeys."
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"Sheldon, we're all animals."
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"Granted, there are aspects of you that are extraordinary..."
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"...but when it comes to emotions and relationships, you're like everybody else."
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"Are you trying to suggest that my emotional problems..."
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