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Clips from Scrubs - My Bad Too (S07E07)

"I hope the present you got me is a good one,"
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"because the one I got you is slamming."
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"- I can't wait. - Okay."
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"So what's the big gift there, Gordon?"
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"- Who? - Black guy from Sesame Street."
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"Well, the past couple of months, I've secretly been taking classes"
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"and listening to tapes and I have learned Spanish for my baby."
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"That's fantastic. It only took you six years"
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"to learn the language that your wife speaks."
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"Hey!"
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"I've been eavesdropping. I got Lady a real gift"
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"for our one-month anniversary."
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"I cured her fear of the unknown."
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"Women are like crows. They like shiny things,"
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"- through their nipples. - Crows have nipples?"
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"Don't listen to them, C-Bear. It's an amazing gift."
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"across the street?"
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"Turk, look at the size of this churro."
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"And over there, there's a lake filled entirely with guacamole."
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"I'm sorry, I don't speak the Spanish-ita."
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"Do you guys have any idea when the black guy's coming down?"
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"Because he has the car keys."
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"Idiot!"
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"Score!"
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"Lloyd, you're an ambulance driver now?"
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"E.M.T. Emergency something-something."
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"Coolio. So how does it compare to delivering packages?"
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"- Excuse me. - What is it, bro?"
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"Shouldn't I ride in back with my fingers?"
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"- Pretty much the same. Late. - Late."
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"- Lloyd. - Dude!"
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"Elliot, can I get your advice on something?"
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"My burn patient really wants to go"
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"Why? Mine was awful."
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"I was the valedictorian, but instead of bringing my speech,"
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"I grabbed my mom's love letter to our pool boy."
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"Well, I was so nervous, I ended up reading that one anyways."
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"Apparently, I spoke a lot about my fondness for "throbbing members.""
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"Still, my closing words to my graduating class"
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"were actually kind of appropriate."
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"Something about wanting to make sure I chased all of my dreams"
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"before I was all old and dried up down there."
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"Okay, but do you think that I should tell Emery that he'll be able to go?"
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"That's a tough call. I mean, his skin grafts are improving,"
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"but he could take a bad turn."
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"Dr Reid, could you sign off on these test results?"
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"- Yes. - To hell with it."
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"Not at all, Boon."
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"Emery, I'm going to get you to that graduation!"
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"You know what? I wouldn't get his hopes up."
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"Thank you for your advice on that."
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"Yeah. It's tough."
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"So, you guys doing something special for your anniversary night?"
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"You know what would be great?"
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"- Here we go. - Brinner."
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"Well, I just don't see what's wrong with"
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"having a nice glass of wine with a pancake."
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"- Here. Bye, baby. - Bye, Mommy."
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"Hey, thanks for watching lzzy for us tonight."
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"- Hello? - Here's a list of things that I like to do"
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"for her that Carla doesn't know about."
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"For example, I'm not allowed to bother lzzy at night."
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"But if she starts to cry, you crawl in her crib"
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"and sleep next to her."
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"Okay, here's the other thing. Carla doesn't want her to have any juice,"
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"but if you let her sip from a juice box"
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"she gets really, really happy and starts squeaking like R2-D2."
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"Sugar juice equals happy squeaking. Got it."
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"I love how Carla's rigid parenting rules don't apply to us."
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"Come on, baby. I got the fever for some French toasty-toast!"
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"Turk, please. I'm on the phone."
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"French toast!"
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"Whatever you're making for dinner tonight, honey, is fine with me."
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"Hey. What do you say there, Barbie?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I just came to borrow this stroller to take lzzy to the mall."
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"I see. Do you think lzzy might like a muffin?"
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"She can't have processed food."
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"- Carla's not around. - Give me that."
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"Emery's grafts are looking great. Let's get that man a cap and gown."
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"Why would you bother asking for my advice if you're just going to ignore it?"
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"the decision they already made."
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"It's like when I asked you if I should buy those white cords."
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"I was gonna buy them anyway because they matched"
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"my white cord jacket."
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"Yeah, and that outfit's hideous."
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"Now you're just embarrassing yourself."
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"All right. Whoever stole my muffin is going to have"
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"to get this green fuzz out of my teeth."
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"Baby, I know you'll never believe me,"
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"but bacon ice cream is the perfect after-brinner treat."
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"So, are you ready for presents?"
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"Yeah."
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"They say it's better to give than to receive,"
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"but sometimes holding on to the perfect gift"
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"can get you more than you ever thought possible."
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"Tomorrow I'm taking you to the jewellery store"
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"where you can purchase anything you want."
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"Yeah! Right? You can have anything you want."
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"Right there."
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"Of course, sometimes the gift you give isn't as perfect as you thought."
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"Tough news there, Newbie. Patient's leg is infected."
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"- What? - All the best."
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"Today was gonna suck."
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"Plus, I had forgotten that Turk still owed me one,"
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"and that yesterday we made a water balloon so big"
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"that we actually named it."
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"Fat Daddy."
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"So, Gandhi, how does your wife like her terrible present?"
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"I haven't told her yet. I mean, I was going to,"
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"but her not knowing I understand Spanish is like having a secret power."
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"is one of the best decisions that I have ever made."
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"Now I know all of her hopes and dreams,"
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"which, of course, make them easier to crush."
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"You know, this morning I heard her tell a friend..."
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"Which meant,"
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""I wish he didn't smell like eggs every time he works out.""
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"So I put on deodorant. You know, when you think about it,"
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"Carla not knowing I understand her really is the best thing for her."
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"Welcome to the club. Have some pizza."
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