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Clips from Scrubs - My Bad Too (S07E07)

"Now she's going to get kicked out."
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"She's going to start dating some gangbanger,"
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"to get his life together until he snaps and shoots you in the face."
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"Whoa. Wow, you're bringing the crazy extra hard today, huh?"
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"- Take a deep breath. - Okay."
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"It is?"
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"I'm just playing, man!"
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"Try and stay together, for goodness' sake."
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"Eat it!"
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"Josephine, use your annoying voice to make the Mother Ship sound. Go."
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"We're tired of your speeches."
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"If you can't stop, I'll have to hire an orchestra"
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"they use to hustle long-winded Hollywood fruitcakes off the stage."
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"Does it matter what I say?"
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"Emery, my name is Dr Dorian."
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"Speaking of getting badly burned..."
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"classy stuff they can wear in their ears, around their necks,"
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"Now we can finally talk to them."
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"to his high school graduation this weekend."
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"- "What-er"? - Breakfast for dinner."
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"He's obsessed with it."
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"Yeah, I'm going to be doing that even if she's not crying."
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"- I know! - Right?"
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"- Bye, baby. Bye, baby. - Bye, Daddy."
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"Come on, Elliot. You know when people ask for advice,"
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"they're really just looking for someone to back up"
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"You said no, but it didn't matter."
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"You look absolutely amazing,"
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"Perfect. Anything for me?"
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"There's no way he's going to graduation."
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"Yeah!"
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"It got me flapjacks for dinner."
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"You got brinner? Damn, Turkle-dawg!"
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"Still, I gotta tell her. I feel like I'm spying on her."
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"except we men have been given no weapons."
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"That's why I break into Enid's e-mail account."
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"Not telling Jordan that I've been reading her journal"
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"We can still pull this off."
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"Perry, since I won free muffins for life, I know I have packed on a few,"
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"Hey, random employee, blah, blah, blah."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Remember what I said?"
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"I'm going to graduation, to graduation"
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"- Emery Redmond! - All right. Enjoy it."
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"Even though we couldn't actually see"
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"I think we all felt like this was one of our proudest moments."
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"That's just because we're both usually seeing someone."
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"Or if it's someone, like, preposterously hot."
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"I think in the end, life is about the connections we make, and the way..."
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"- Turk, I totally ruined lzzy's life. - Already? It's only 8:30."
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"I totally forgot there was a parents' meeting for her playgroup this morning."
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"She won't have any friends. She's going to drop out of high school."
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"who you're going to harass over and over and over again"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You're the most amazing mom I've ever seen."
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"One tiny mistake can't ruin something that good."
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"That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me."
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"This is going to come back to you in a good way."
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"What kind of a good way? In the boudoir, right? Up high."
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"We're getting a little old to be making such a big deal out of having sex."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"Thank goodness. When you said that, I died a little inside."
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"Give it up for me getting some!"
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"- Upstairs! - Downstairs!"
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"I don't really like "downstairs.""
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"Really? Well, I wanted to try it. You ready to do this?"
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"As attending physicians, it was important"
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"that Turk and I took an interest in the interns."
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"Game on!"
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"All right, Boon, you're the Mother Ship."
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"Somebody get him some ice!"
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"Does anyone know why we did that?"
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"Because you're so mean and stupid?"
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"No. We did it to teach you an important lesson about medicine,"
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"which we'll reveal to you once you've changed into dry scrubs."
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"- What's the lesson? - I don't know."
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"because Boon has a concussion, and his father's a lawyer."
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"What could we have been teaching them?"
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"All right, listen up. I'll tell you one thing, people."
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"- That's perfect. - I'll go tell the interns."
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"Wait, wait. Let me write it down so you don't forget."
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"That's a good idea."
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"Continue."
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"I've got an overweight patient back there"
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"who has already had his stomach stapled"
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"and is now taking diet medication that gives you painful diarrhoea"
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"whenever you eat more than 15 grams of fat at one sitting."
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"Anyone want to guess what he's in the hospital for?"
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"I'll give you a hint. It is very painful and it rhymes with "shmiarrhoea.""
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"You know what? Here is an idea."
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"Patients should just pay me to take the food right out of their hands"
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"before they even have a chance to cram it down"
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"those disgusting doughnut-mashers they call mouths."
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"I mean, honestly..."
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"God, Perry, how many times do I have to say it?"
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"to play that award show music"
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"I'm just sick and tired of..."
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"Do you think I should try my new"
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""I'll take that food right out of your hands" diet on him?"
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"- Does it ever? - No."
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"Some burns are so bad they still get our attention."
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"I'm gonna take good care of you, okay? I promise."
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"I'll tell you why I threw water balloons at y'all, all right?"
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"I threw water balloons at you guys because..."
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"- I'm so calling my dad. - You're in trouble now, Mr Man."
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"I'm gonna kill J.D."
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"So, Emery, your skin grafts are looking great."
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"It should only be a few more weeks and we'll have you in physical therapy."
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"No, I have to be out of here by this Saturday."
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"Why? You got a..."
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"Careful, he's a burn victim. Don't say "hot date.""
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"Hot rendezvous?"
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"- Damn it. - No, it's my high school graduation."
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"Look, all my friends are going off to different colleges."
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"This is the last time that we'll be together."
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"Please, just don't make me miss this."
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"I'll see what I can do."
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"Turk, don't forget to get your shift covered tonight."
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"It's the six-year anniversary of our first date."
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