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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Flu Season (S03E03)

"and then get everyone to refer to their packets,"
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"and, uh, blah, blah, blah."
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"No. No "blah, blah, blah," okay?"
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"You need to go over every single detail with me."
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"Leslie, I promise you, I won't half-ass this, okay?"
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"Now get some rest."
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"I have some great news. I think my fever just broke."
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"Good-bye."
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"This came out."
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"Eh."
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"I am starving."
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"I haven't had lunch since yesterday."
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"So I'm gonna head over to Callahan's."
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"Oh, no, no, no. Don't go there."
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"They totally skimp on pickles."
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"Let me go to Bighead Joe's for you."
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"They have the most insane burritos."
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"I don't much go for ethnic food."
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"No, no, no. Trust me."
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"Literally killed a guy last year."
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"You had me at "meat tornado.""
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"What are you doing?"
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"Hey, that flu medicine really helped."
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"I feel a thousand percent better."
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"Does this scarf look okay? I don't want to look stuffy."
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"But I also don't want to look too schlubby."
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"- Get back in that bed. - So no to the scarf?"
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"- Get back in the bed. - No, I'm going to that meeting."
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"Either you get back in the bed,"
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"- Okay, okay, okay. - All right."
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"Now, what superpower would you rather have?"
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"Ed, go first."
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"- Uh, fly, I guess. - I forgot to tell you."
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"You can only fly five feet above the ground."
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"I bring a certain panache and spice"
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"to the spa experience for these guys."
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"Before I joined, they were just three old white dudes"
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"quietly boiling in hot water."
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"Would you rather live in the pocket"
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"of a giant kangaroo"
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"or have a pocket on your own stomach"
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"that has a tiny kangaroo in it all the time?"
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"Tiny kangaroo in my stomach pocket."
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"Forgot to mention, the tiny kangaroo is a racist."
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"What happened?"
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"I just saw you a few hours ago, and you were fine."
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"Not like, "damn, you're fine,""
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"but fine health-wise."
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"My body has no fat to protect itself from disease."
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"Things happen very quickly. Listen to me."
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"It's very important that you replenish my body"
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"with electrolytes"
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"after every involuntary loss of bodily fluids."
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"- Oh, boy. - My body tends to lose"
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"a lot of fluids when it's sick."
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"My brain is on fire. I'm dying."
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"Mm. Well, you definitely have the flu."
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"Oh, my God."
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"The microchip has been compromised."
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"Pierre Garcon was a sixth-round pick."
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"Collie was the fourth round."
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"Indianapolis Colts know how to draft so well."
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"They really do."
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"It's awesome, huh?"
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"It's a whole new meat delivery system."
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"Thank you, son."
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"What do you say we go out to the parking lot,"
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"You are an unstoppable good-idea machine!"
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"I like Andy."
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"And that includes the men."
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"Hup, hup, hup!"
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"Peyton Manning reading the defense!"
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"Reggie Wayne, post corner!"
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"Andy, wait up!"
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"I saw that you called for me. What can I do for you?"
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"- I need more flu medicine. - Oh, an actual request."
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"Well, you can't have any."
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"That stuff is powerful... no extra doses."
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"I didn't take any."
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"Leslie came in here and stole it and left."
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"Leslie?"
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"Leslie!"
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"Hey, have you seen Leslie?"
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"I had a dream"
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"that she came into this room,"
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"stole my flu medicine, told me not to tell you,"
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"The door?"
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"Maybe we should get a suite here for them, okay?"
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"Ben Wyatt! Hello!"
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"Wow, you're really burning up."
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"Can I get some money"
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"for the cab that I took over here, please?"
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"Sure. How much?"
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"I'm not sure."
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"I looked at the meter,"
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"and it had Egyptian hieroglyphics on it."
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"- Wow. - Do you know the exchange rate?"
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"So should we do this?"
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"Oh, boy. Hold on."
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"- Be careful. - What?"
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"The floor and the wall just switched."
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"Okay."
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"Walk very carefully."
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"You know, I find it a little insulting"
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"that you don't trust me to handle this."
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"It's not that I don't trust you, okay?"
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"It's my career on the line."
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"And I just need to make sure"
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"Okay."
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"It's showtime."
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"Okay."
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"Good evening, everyone. I'm Leslie Monster."
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"And this is Nightline."
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"Okay, I wouldn't open with that."
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"No?"
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"- Why don't we sit down. Okay? - Yep."
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"and it should never be defined"
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"by the terms "liberal" or "conservative.""
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"And communism is no good, right?"
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"That's right."
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