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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Flu Season (S03E03)

"I'm not going home."
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"Get out of here, Leslie. Go home."
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"Hit the bricks."
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"Oh, come on. No, no, no, no, no."
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"She's germing up all my stuff."
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"Aw, yuck. Leslie!"
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"- Ann Perkins. - Hey."
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"How was your run?"
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"Ended with a 5 1/2-minute mile,"
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"my personal low."
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"- What's with the mask? - Flu prevention."
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"My body is finely tuned, like a microchip."
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"And the flu is like a grain of sand."
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"My body's like a chip too."
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"Potato chip."
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"Speaking of potato chips,"
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"you and I are on for dinner tomorrow, yes?"
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"Yes, definitely."
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"I'm super, super excited."
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"Looking forward to it."
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"Excellent."
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"We've been on a couple of dates."
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"I can't find one flaw."
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"There was one time I thought he farted."
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"I need to find someone to fill in for April."
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"Now, I know I'm not gonna find someone"
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"April really is the whole package."
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"But I think I might know someone"
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"who will be just as ineffective."
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"Hello, Andrew. What's new?"
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"Um, a whole lot."
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"super straw."
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"Ahh."
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"Do I have to tuck my shirt in?"
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"Because, honestly, that's kind of a deal breaker."
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"Hey, wait."
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"Where's April?"
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"Is she all right?"
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"Yeah. I just gave her the day off."
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"Would it be weird if I asked for the day off?"
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"Yeah, no. It's okay. I didn't think so."
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"I'm sorry. Are you leaving?"
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"- I thought we had a meeting. - No, we do."
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"It's just I think it's a little chilly in here."
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"Are you okay? Your eyes are glassy."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my..."
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"Is she... is she sick? Are you sick?"
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"- No. - Yeah, she's sick."
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"That's why I'm wearing this"
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"I am not sick."
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"I just have allergies, okay?"
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"I took a Claritin, and I threw that up."
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"So I took another one. I threw that up."
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"And then I took a third, and it stayed down."
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"I'm getting better."
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"All right, you're burning up."
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"I have to get out of here."
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"I have 2.8% body fat."
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"My body's like a microchip."
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"A grain of sand could destroy it."
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"My body's a microchip."
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"No, I can't. I can't go home."
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"I have to get ready for the Chamber of Secrets."
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"Commerce."
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"If this meeting does not go perfectly,"
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"then the harvest festival's gonna be over before it began."
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"I cannot go home."
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"- Okay, then who is your doctor? - Ann's my doctor."
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"- Come on. - Oh, God."
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"Now I'm hot. Now it's really hot in here."
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"Okay, well, that's your fever."
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"Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here,"
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"and it says you could have network connectivity problems."
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"104.1."
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"Leslie, you're dehydrated. I'm admitting you."
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"If I was sick, could I do this?"
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"- What are you doing? - Cartwheels."
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"Am I not doing them?"
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"- No. - Look, don't worry."
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"I've done presentations like this before,"
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"and Tom will be with me."
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"So you're in good hands."
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"It's not that I don't trust Ben."
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"It's that I don't have faith in Ben."
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"And also, I'm starting to forget who Ben is."
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"I'll handle the general outline if you want to uh..."
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"- Look. - Just jump right in."
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"The worst thing you can do"
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"with an important presentation like this is over-prepare."
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"- Well... - So..."
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"I think it's best if I go to the spa."
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"No, we promised Leslie we'd prep for the meeting."
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"No, Ben, you promised Leslie."
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"See, I never promise Leslie anything."
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"That way, I never disappoint her."
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"I try to be considerate."
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"Well..."
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"I am off for a soak and a schvitz."
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""Arrivederch.""
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"Ron Swanson's office."
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"Yes."
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"I will transfer you."
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"I just dropped another call."
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"I thought you might like a fresh set of pillows."
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"Are you trying to smother me?"
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"Help! The slutty nurse is trying"
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"to smother me to death with a pillow!"
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"Okay, never mind."
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"I know what she's trying to do."
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"She's trying to get me to break."
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"And you know what? I'm not gonna do it."
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"I'm gonna be professional,"
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"and I'm gonna put on a happy face,"
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"and then I'm gonna go into a supply closet"
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"Okay, so let's, um, talk about your opening remarks."
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"I'll write you a rap. No, you know what?"
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"You're too white."
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"How about a show tune or something?"
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"I was just, uh, planning to introduce myself..."
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"Non-musically,"
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