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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Flu Season (S03E03)

"with high fevers and diarrhea."
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"And one of those"
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"dehydrated, high-fevered miserable people"
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"Then I want a janitor. They can do what you do, right?"
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"when they want to be slutty."
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"for kissing Andy..."
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"No, I'm not. What are you talking about? That's crazy."
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"and I need at least 80 local businesses"
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"but I'm just feeling really tired."
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"Hey, if you see Andy, will you not tell him I'm here?"
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"I once worked with a guy for three years"
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"I'm not sick. It's just allergies."
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"What's your excuse? You want to go there, Jerry?"
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"I think the pavement in this town is soft."
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"No."
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"Way to go, buddy. Way to go."
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"I really like him."
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"who's both aggressively mean and apathetic."
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"Check this out. I just invented it..."
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"So just sit here and do your thing."
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"Let 'er fly."
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"and misting myself with hand sanitizer."
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"You're burning up. What?"
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"Leslie, go home."
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"And she's the most beautiful nurse in the world."
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"Stay back, slut."
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"You're never gonna be able to pull it off."
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"They have one that's called the meat tornado."
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"Good as new."
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"or I will strap you down."
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"Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?"
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"Preston."
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"Hey, Ann."
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"Andy, this was delicious."
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"run a few pass plays to burn off the calories?"
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"I'm surrounded by a lot of women"
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"in this department."
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"Hey, April."
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"and then disappeared through that hole in the wall."
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"Uh, hi, Leslie."
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"- Good to see you. - You too."
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"Libertarianism is all about individual liberty,"
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"And then I said, "uh, you know what?"
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"I think we need to get these bananas out of here.""
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"a couple of car dealerships in town,"
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"Hey, this ain't your call, McCluskey."
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"she'd understand, but she's avoiding me."
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"- Is she okay? - Yeah, she's fine."
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"Anyway, uh,"
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"was the cornerstone"
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"The time is now."
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"That was a flu-ridden Michael Jordan"
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"Kirk Gibson hobbling up to the plate"
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"you can just direct them, uh, towards me."
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"It's not a big deal, but..."
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"I will not leave your side."
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"And they have a new assignment for us."
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"There is a crazy flu going around."
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"Lots of miserable dehydrated people"
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"is April..."
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"Who hates me."
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"- I want another nurse. - Well, there are none."
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"We're stretched pretty thin right now."
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"Yep, nurses and janitors are totally interchangeable."
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"Except no one dresses up like a janitor"
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"I get the sense that maybe you're angry at me"
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"And that you think it might be fun to take it out on me."
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"Please don't do that."
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""Do"? I can't do anything."
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"I'm sick."
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"My blankets are on the floor."
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"So, JJ, we wanted"
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"to talk to you about the harvest festival."
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"Yeah, I heard you were bringing that back."
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"Sorry, I haven't been feeling myself."
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"Well, I'm organizing this huge harvest festival,"
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"to participate."
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"And normally, this is the kind of thing"
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"I would love to do,"
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"I think maybe my allergies are acting up."
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"I've already vomited, like, five times today."
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"We're having a meeting tonight at the Chamber of Commerce,"
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"and we're gonna go over all the details,"
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"and we'd just love if you could come and join us."
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"Sure, anything for my favorite customer."
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"I bet you say that to all the girls."
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"Oh, no, no. Actually, you're my favorite."
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"You spent over $1,000 last year on waffles alone."
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"Here."
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"I didn't know what to bring you,"
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"so I just got some magazines and lipstick..."
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"woman stuff."
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"Thanks."
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"All my parents got me was that."
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"Okay, well, I'm not very good"
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"at visiting people in hospitals,"
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"so I'm going to go."
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"- Okay. - Because of what happened,"
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"- I don't want him to think... - Stop."
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"Don't want to know."
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"The less I know about other people's affairs,"
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"the happier I am."
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"I'm not interested in caring about people."
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"and never learned his name..."
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"Best friend I ever had."
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"We still never talk sometimes."
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"Mmm."
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"So we've developed a revenue-sharing formula"
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"that will hopefully appeal to most business owners."
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"Leslie!"
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"Go home. You're sick."
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"Come on, guys. Just let me in there."
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"- No. - You can't come in here."
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"You're not coming in."
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"Leslie, you look tired, and you're all sweaty."
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"You look tired, and you're all sweaty all the time."
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"- No. - Fine, I'm coming in."
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"Donna, barricade the door, now!"
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"Un-uh."
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"Either go home, or go back into quarantine."
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