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Clips from Family Guy - Brian the Bachelor (S04E04)

"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"All the things that make us"
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"You got to get out and meet some women."
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"Open up, Stewie. The airplane's coming in for a landing."
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"You're like a circus freak!"
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"The operation was a success. What are you gonna go by now?"
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"Thank you."
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"Fine. I'll call you after I talk to Cleveland."
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"because I know how to talk dirty to the ladies."
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"You're weird."
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"Let me out of here! I need to get out of here."
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"Cleveland, no, you're staying. This is for your own good."
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"Nice little narrative. Beginning, middle, and end."
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"Okay, check under the bed."
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"No, no monsters in here."
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"Peter, I'm getting a little worried about Chris."
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"Talk to him and tell him to sneak out of the house and cause trouble?"
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"We're the best pals since the Snorks."
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"- Trevor. - That's what Trevor's talking about."
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"I feel like I didn't get to know you at all."
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"Oh, come on, you can't expect me to ride that thing."
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"- Hey, there, Adam. - Hello, Henry."
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"I am not coming back for Oates."
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"Really? After I drugged you..."
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"This is the final rose tonight."
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"Yeah, I mean, I know I was skeptical at first..."
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"but I got to be honest, I've never felt this way about anyone before."
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"I finally understand those songs on the radio."
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"I bet your stories will make me laugh so hard, I'll shoot milk out of my nose."
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"She's having dinner with us tonight."
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"I went over this with you a few minutes ago."
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"Why, it's wonderful to meet you. We've heard so many nice things."
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"I knew it. I didn't want to believe it, but it's true."
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"Who sold you the drugs?"
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"Don't you talk to Mittens that way. Mittens is a member of this family."
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"My God, you've just made me the happiest dog in the world."
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"- I love you, Brooke. - I love you, too, Brian."
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"On behalf of ABC, I'd like to give you this parting gift."
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"No givesies-backsies!"
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"Your voicemail was full, so I got you this answering machine."
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"So, what's going on?"
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"Brooke, I'm so in love with you"
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"- No. - Puspeak."
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"She told me she loved me on what used to be a hit TV show."
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"I can't believe I got sucked into that phony reality world..."
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"You got something new to write about now, you know."
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"I am super excited. You think she'll be hot?"
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"Now light it, ring the doorbell, and run like hell!"
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"Oh, good Lord!"
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"- Dude, put your pants on. - Shut up."
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"Oh, yeah? Two can play at that game."
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"Draw from a real-life experience."
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"He's a family guy"
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"This is ridiculous. Why did y'all drag me here?"
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"Because you can't just sit home every night since Loretta left."
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"Well, I suppose I could give it a try."
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"Hey, baby. How'd you like to go black and then have to make..."
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"a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back?"
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"Sorry, I went burnt sienna and I never went back."
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"Ready, baby? Who's this clown?"
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"I guess the pilot must have been JFK Junior."
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"Even I found that to be in bad taste."
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"Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad."
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"Good morning, Chris. Oh, my God! Look at the size of that pimple."
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"I'm kidding. You're just becoming a man, sweetie."
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"Yeah. I remember when I became a man."
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"Peter."
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"You know, Chris, we'll have to do something about that."
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"But I don't wanna get rid of my zit."
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"I like him. He's my friend. His name is Doug."
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"I just wish I didn't have to look at it."
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"We have to look at your anus all day."
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"The Bachelorette comes to Quahog in search of male contestants."
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"Story at 11:00."
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"Well, actually, that was pretty much it."
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"But there will be other stuff, too."
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"Look, I'm turning down the thermostat."
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"See Diane's erect nipples at 11:00."
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"Oh, my God! The Bachelorette is coming to Quahog."
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"That's, like, my favorite show ever."
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"Meg, how can you watch that crap?"
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"That show is not reality. It's all staged."
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"It's a complete mockery of human relationships."
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"You know, this could be the perfect way for Cleveland to meet Mrs. Right."
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"I got to tell him. Hey, Cleveland."
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"Joe? Sorry, I dialed the wrong number. I meant to call Cleveland."
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"No, I just wanted to tell him something."
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"No, I'd like to talk to you, too. It's just that..."
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"I don't feel obligated. I want to."
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"You're a good pimple, Doug."
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"Feed me."
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"You can talk?"
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"That's right. And we're gonna raise some hell."
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"All right! Raise some hell!"
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"So, why would you be a good candidate on The Bachelorette?"
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"I would be perfect for your show..."
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"Oh, yes. Oh, yes. That feels so good."
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"Spit in my mouth."
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"Two hundred auditions and nothing."
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"We still got one guy waiting."
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"You lined up 201 auditions? What a weird number."
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"Peter, I can't do this. I am too nervous. I got to go."
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"No, Cleveland, I'm not gonna let you do this."
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"I'll tie you down, if I have to."
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"Peter, this is only making it worse."
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"Oh, God, my claustrophobia is setting in."
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"It's all right. It's okay. It's the fabric."
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"It's your clothes. Let's get your clothes off."
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"Peter, what's wrong with you? I am naked!"
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"Oh, God, you're self-conscious. I'm sorry."
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"Here. You know what? Look, Cleveland, look."
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"See? Now you're not alone, Cleveland."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Hi, we're here for the interview."
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