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Clips from Family Guy - Mr. & Mrs. Stewie (S10E10)

"All right, Stewie, your turn."
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"Okay, I have to destroy Copenhagen with a"
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"tidal wave,"
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"and the theme is"
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"the Roaring Twenties."
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"That's... That's a challenge."
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"(PEOPLE LAUGHING)"
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"(LIVELY '20s-ERA MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Peter, what's going on?"
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"Quagmire's having a sleepover with me."
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"- You can't be serious. - Look, Lois,"
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"I told you that I need to have somebody sleeping next to me, all right?"
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"Now if that's not going to be you..."
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"Fine! Do what you want. I don't care."
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"But I think it's very strange."
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"- Okay, that's the one thing it's not. - Yeah, it's not strange."
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"- It's not strange. - I know."
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"All right, let's see here. Now, just, uh, wrap yourselfaround me."
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"Is that okay?"
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"Yeah, actually, you can hold me even tighter."
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"Okay, I just need to put this arm"
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"(STRAINING) right around here."
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"Yeah, there we go."
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"(EXHALES) Good. Now let's just fall asleep like this."
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"Your boxers are a little starchy. Can I take 'em off with my foot?"
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"Sure."
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"Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker."
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"Our top story, authorities are still searching for the culprits"
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"in a series of horrific acts of destruction all across..."
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"...the globe."
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"That could've fit an there."
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"My God, it's you, isn't it?"
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"It's you and Penelope"
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"who've been doing all these horrible things!"
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"So? I've always been about world domination."
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"What the hell did you think I was talking about"
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"when I said, "Victory shall be mine"?"
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"You have not said that in a very long time."
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"Well, I'm back on it."
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"Stewie, Penelope is taking you down a dark path."
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"Look, in the past you've done terrible things,"
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"but it's always been about the pursuit of your greater goal of world domination."
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"But this girl, she just creates chaos for the sake of chaos."
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"So what are you saying?"
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"I'm saying, she's a bad influence on you,"
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"and you should stop spending time with her."
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"I shall do no such thing!"
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"Penelope is wonderful. We're going to be together forever."
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"Well, Rupert, this is a big mess."
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"What the hell were you doing talking to him?"
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"You know who I think is an ugly slut?"
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"Miss Sharon."
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"- Miss Sharon from your daycare? - Yes."
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"This is a map of her house."
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"I thought we could burn her in her bed while her children watch."
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"You know, Penelope,"
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"maybe we don't have to kill someone every day."
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"There are other things to do."
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"- Like what? - I don't know..."
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"You know what? Forget it."
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"I think Brian just got in my head a bit. That's all."
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"Brian? Why? What did Brian say?"
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"Oh, nothing. He just thinks you're a bad influence on me."
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"Stewart, do you love me?"
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"More than anything!"
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"Then swear on that love that you'll do what I ask."
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"Just name it."
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"Kill him."
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"Kill Brian for me."
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"(EERIE ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"AXE Body Spray."
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"Spray it an after gym class instead of getting beat up in the shower."
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"Kind of weird those guys want to fight you naked, huh?"
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"AXE Body Spray."
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"Oh, God, I can't kill Brian. Even for Penelope."
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"He's my dog, my friend."
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"Well, I wonder what words are gonna come out of this pen today."
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"All right, I can do this."
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"(TWANGING)"
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"(THUDDING)"
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"(SNEEZES)"
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"(ROMANTIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(SINGING) You're looking kind of lonely, girl"
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"Would you like someone new to talk to?"
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"If you don't mind Can I sit down here beside you?"
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"Oh, yeah All right"
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"I hope that you will understand"
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"I say these things 'cause I'd like to know If you're as lonely as I am"
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"And if you'd mind"
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"Sharing the night together"
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"Whoa, oh Yeah..."
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"I don't care how many children you've lost in childbirth."
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"You're fired!"
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"But I was only having a child because you and the mister..."
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"Oh, Stewie. So, did you do it?"
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"Have you removed that wretched cur from our existence?"
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"Brian is my best friend."
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"Perhaps you're right."
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"Perhaps it was wrong of me to ask you to do such a thing."
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"I'm so glad you're being so understanding about this."
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"I was actually dreading having to tell you about this. (CHUCKLES)"
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"(IMITATES SHUDDERING)"
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"- It appears I'll have to kill him myself. - What?"
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"I knew you were too weak to do this. You're nothing but a coward."
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"No, Penelope, wait!"
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"(GROANS) Strong women always turn out to be nightmares."
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"Like Joan of Arc."
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"Hey, guys, I'm not like other girls."
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"I kill people and burp and watch so much porn."
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"- Isn't that cool? - No."
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"I like a lot of goofball comedies that other chicks don't like."
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"My favorite thing to play is Call of Duty."
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"Look me up. I'm GuitarGurrrl76."
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"Let's burn this chick at the stake."
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"I love steak! Other girls don't."
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"I'm actually more like a dude."
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"Peter, this is ridiculous. It's time for you to come home."
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"I live here now, Lois."
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"Look, I'm sorry that I ever got us separate..."
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