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Clips from Family Guy - Mr. & Mrs. Stewie (S10E10)

"Um, excuse me. I didn't bring any of my toys. Can I play with some of yours?"
Family Guy
"No! Mine!"
Family Guy
"(BRITISH ACCENT) Are you all right?"
Family Guy
"I'm fine."
Family Guy
"I didn't push him back because he has leukemia."
Family Guy
"Stewie. I've never seen you around here before."
Family Guy
"I'm new to town and I don't have many friends."
Family Guy
"(CHUCKLING) All right."
Family Guy
"A lot of pressure on me instantly, but okay."
Family Guy
"Would you like to play with some of my toys, Stewie?"
Family Guy
"I have a set of jacks, a paddleball and this taffy with superglue."
Family Guy
"Isn't that the little boy who pushed you?"
Family Guy
"Hmm.Yes."
Family Guy
"You, there. Would you like a piece of candy?"
Family Guy
"Don't push."
Family Guy
"Uh, Lois, why do we have Lucy and Ricky beds?"
Family Guy
"Dr. Hartman called about my x-rays. He said my spine is now disfigured."
Family Guy
"Lois, if God wanted me to not sleep with my wife,"
Family Guy
"he would have made me John Travolta."
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm really tired, okay? Just give the bed a try."
Family Guy
"There you go. Good night, Peter."
Family Guy
"I can't sleep like this, Lois. I need someone to cuddle with."
Family Guy
"Believe it or not, men like to cuddle."
Family Guy
"Even cold, unfeeling men like Charles Bronson."
Family Guy
"Hey, Charles Bronson's wife. Scooch over. I want to cuddle."
Family Guy
"Mmm! That's nice."
Family Guy
"(DOORBELL RINGS)"
Family Guy
"All right, as soon as they answer, you can go."
Family Guy
"I don't want Penelope to think I need an escort to a playdate."
Family Guy
"Oh, you got yourselfa little girlfriend, huh?"
Family Guy
"She's not my girlfriend."
Family Guy
"Unlike you, I don't view every female I meet as some kind of pork holster."
Family Guy
"Stewart, darling. Hello."
Family Guy
"What? That's how they do it in Europe."
Family Guy
"Now, get out of here!"
Family Guy
"Go sit in the car and agree with yourself while you listen to NPR."
Family Guy
"I don't know what the big deal is. I stopped for one drink after work."
Family Guy
"Yes, but it's every night."
Family Guy
"There! Now you can be upset about that."
Family Guy
"This is fun. I like playing with you, Penelope."
Family Guy
"- What shall we play next? - Well, let's see what you have."
Family Guy
"You have a pop-up version of The Unabamber's Manifesto?"
Family Guy
"Yes. At the end the brother pops up and turns you in."
Family Guy
"What's this on your Etch A Sketch?"
Family Guy
"Oh, those are some advanced mathematical formulas"
Family Guy
"I've just been tinkering with."
Family Guy
"But what are these formulas for?"
Family Guy
"- For these. - (BEEPS)"
Family Guy
"(WHIRRING)"
Family Guy
"(GASPS) Oh, my God! You've got a weapons room, too?"
Family Guy
"And look at the size of it. It's amazing!"
Family Guy
"Yes, although sometimes I think it's too big."
Family Guy
"Was already broken."
Family Guy
"My word, Penelope,"
Family Guy
"you and I seem to have quite a lot in common."
Family Guy
"Do you actually use these?"
Family Guy
"Only when fear, spite, jealousy and revenge demand."
Family Guy
"I bought that to kill the women from Sex and the City,"
Family Guy
"but time seems to be doing it for me."
Family Guy
"I don't really have to worry about her anymore."
Family Guy
"Oh, do you have one of those white-wine zombie moms?"
Family Guy
"No, she died."
Family Guy
"She was taking a tub and somebody came in and cut her head off."
Family Guy
"Did you kill her?"
Family Guy
"Well, I held the knife."
Family Guy
"And her hair."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"I've been dreaming about doing that for years,"
Family Guy
"and you've actually gone ahead and done it!"
Family Guy
"Penelope, I've never said this to anyone before,"
Family Guy
"my one true soul mate."
Family Guy
"- Do you feel this way, too? - I do, Stewart."
Family Guy
"It's as if our meeting were more than a mere coincidence."
Family Guy
"Indeed."
Family Guy
"This must be how Maverick felt when he met Goose."
Family Guy
"I feel the need."
Family Guy
"- The need for speed! - The need for speed!"
Family Guy
"- And Scientology. - No, just speed."
Family Guy
"So, listen, Quagmire,"
Family Guy
"there's something I kind of wanted to talk to you about."
Family Guy
"Ever since Lois got us twin beds, I can't fall asleep."
Family Guy
"I'm used to having another person there."
Family Guy
"I know. I always sleep better when l'm next to someone."
Family Guy
"Yeah, it's only natural, right? I'm glad to hear you say that,"
Family Guy
"I want to propose an arrangement that could benefit the both of us."
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"Men need someone to spoon with and snuggle with"
Family Guy
"just the same as women."
Family Guy
"And when you don't have that, it's..."
Family Guy
"I... Well, what l'm getting at is,"
Family Guy
"I would like for you to sleep with me in my bed."
Family Guy
"And this is not about sex, it's about sleep."
Family Guy
"Right, I mean, who says that the body next to you"
Family Guy
"has to be male or female or, you know, whatever?"
Family Guy
"Well, no, but, yeah."
Family Guy
"Look, I think it's a great idea, and I'm completely with you."
Family Guy
"I'm in. Let's try it."
Family Guy
"Yay! That is such good news!"
Family Guy
"And I'm so happy they gave us a booth."
Family Guy
"I know, 'cause they're supposed to be reserved"
Family Guy
"for parties of three or more."
Family Guy
"I know!"
Family Guy
"to finally have someone to do naughty things with."
Family Guy
"Definitely."
Family Guy
"All right, I made a wallet bomb and I planted it on Mort."
Family Guy
"As soon as he opens it, boom!"
Family Guy
"(DOOR OPENING)"
Family Guy
"(BOTH GIGGLING MISCHIEVOUSLY)"
Family Guy
"Yeah, he's been out to dinner, like, four times."
Family Guy
"We're clearly not going to get him this way."
Family Guy
"I know,"
Family Guy
"which is why I just planted another bomb"
Family Guy
"that's set to go off every time he burps into his hand."
Family Guy
"(GROANING)"
Family Guy
"I'd better make sure my wallet's okay."
Family Guy
"I say, we're on quite a run."
Family Guy
""Dear Pakistan, up yours. Love, India.""
Family Guy
"Let's see what happens."
Family Guy
"(COMPUTER BEEPING)"
Family Guy
"They did not need much."
Family Guy
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