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Clips from Veep - Library (S06E06)

"That's right, Jane."
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"so I'm heading to DC."
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"Gonna check in with the people down there"
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"- Very exciting stuff. - What fun!"
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"Don't forget to pack your long johns, Danny."
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"Will do."
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"So, until tomorrow, I'm Jane McCabe."
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"- And we're clear. - Denise!"
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"- Do me a favor. - Sure, man."
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"Wrap that wire around my neck until I'm dead."
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"I am so sorry about the protest out there."
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"I don't like the word shrill because it's so misogynistic,"
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"- but in this case... - Believe me, I understand."
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"I mean, there isn't a tampon in the world..."
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"Right?"
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"big enough to soak up that mess out there, my God."
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"So, um, I think the architects are meeting us today or...?"
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"What?!"
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"Because of those 18-year-old bitches out there?!"
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"Oh, well..."
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"It would show that you listened if you made a public show of embracing her."
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"No, that's like Princess Di hiring Camilla Parker Bowles to be her limo driver."
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"it would've worked out better for her, obviously, but..."
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"Selina, we're talking about your legacy for the ages."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Just think about it."
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"Just... Regina, can we just... can we just take a pause here?"
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"- Okay. - Um..."
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"why don't you and I go out to dinner, okay,"
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"if we need more time, you know,"
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"and we can have that Chardonnay..."
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"Yeah, I really, honestly..."
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"I have no idea what you're talking about."
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"I can't believe I spent the night in jail."
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"It's a piddly DUI."
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"In Nevada, that's practically a resume builder."
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"There's a guy driving drunk on the state flag"
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"right next to the guy beating his wife."
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"Hey, hobos, get off the Internet. This isn't the library."
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"This is the dashcam footage from Buddy's arrest last night."
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"Ooh, easy! Easy, pretty lady."
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"- What, are you on the rag? - Calm down, sir."
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"Oh, yeah, you're all hot and juicy now."
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"you're just gonna lie there with your BlackBerry"
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"and no dirty talk for Uncle Buddy then."
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"- That is not about you. - You don't think I have balls?"
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"Guess what, I got balls. I got big, blue balls."
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"- You wanna see them? - Sir."
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"You wanna see my big, blue balls? This is them!"
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"- Get on the hood. - Ow! Oh!"
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"You know, I blacked out."
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"I... I don't remember any of that."
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"I'm on my way to check it out."
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"I love Sting's solo stuff."
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"Say your favorite album on three."
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"- Are you serious? - What else is it gonna be?"
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"- That's crazy? - Can I say something?"
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"- Sure! - You have a rockin' body."
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"- Oh, thank you. - You know, go ahead and order a dessert."
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"Hey, if it isn't Congressman Jonah Ryan of New Hampshire."
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"- who is just leaving. - Oh, what are you doing?"
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"Oh, shit, she can see. That's a shocker."
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"Oh, wow! You're Danny."
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"I watch you when I'm on the treadmill."
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"And let me give you one word of advice... run."
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"This predator has roofied more women than Kappa Alpha Cosby."
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"Okay, that's not an actual fraternity."
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"So, unless you enjoy the thrill of waking up in a basement torture dungeon..."
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"- No. - I'd say call it a night."
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"- You know, maybe I should go. - Kristal, it's fine."
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"It's just an unfinished basement, and he's just fucking with you."
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"This is for trapping me in a job"
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"And I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend."
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"- Oh, and, Kristal? - Yes?"
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"- Can I give you a ride home? - Okay."
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"Sir, can I have the check...?"
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"I'm sorry, could you move your head a little bit more to the light, ma'am?"
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"- Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. - Shh."
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"- Oh. - Sorry to interrupt."
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"Smith is a no."
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"Well, you can pack up your crayons and get the fuck out of here."
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"Oh!"
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"it is respect for a woman in uniform."
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"I have no hate in my heart."
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"I love women, especially my beautiful fiancée, Amy."
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"But now it is time to focus on the issues at hand"
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"that concern the people of the state of Nevada."
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"Let us pray."
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"warden of eternal light,"
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"teach us to love women,"
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"but in a way that is respectful."
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"And also, Your compassion."
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"And amen."
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"How is an ex-president's ex moving back in with her"
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"Got it. So good to see you!"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"And, boys, it's where I went to law school."
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"And we need to tell them that the Kennedy Library is a reference point"
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"I am shocked."
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"That's a false equivalence, but I appreciate the sentiment."
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"who's interested in donating $20 million"
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"Gary, I don't know why you keep doing that because..."
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"- It's great, right? - I don't think this is working."
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"Congressman, being a bachelor in this town"
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"take her to a movie, a little chit-chat,"
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"The Selina Meyer Presidential Library"
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"- Yeah, but... - I have to tell the world."
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"No."
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"- Of course. - All right, so who's hungry?"
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"You are the fucking devil!"
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"In this case, he gave me both."
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"- Glad you're coming around. - I'm just getting drunk here"
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"Listen, honey, I want you to tell your whore of a father"
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"and I worry about the genes you'll pass down to your child..."
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"and then there's this nickname stuff."
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"gonna go over with small-town America?"
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"Okay, folks, listen up."
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"- Yes. - So..."
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"I think we need to tone down..."
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"Jesus Christ."
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