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Clips from Veep - Library (S06E06)

"- I did not recognize that command. - No."
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"You have to really enunciate. No. No."
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"Message number one... "I can still taste you in my mouth from last night.""
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"That's probably to her boyfriend."
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"I imagine she's texting while riding her bicycle"
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"and sent it to me by mistake."
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"Second message... "You came so much."
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"Andrew, we ruined your wife's pretty office chair."
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"I get so hot thinking of the president sitting in our love puddle."
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"Call me after the fundraiser.""
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"That was a long one. She must be at a light."
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"Look, Lee..."
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"Not one fucking word."
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"You are the devil!"
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"- You are the fucking devil! - Jesus Christ, he's crazy!"
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"- Gary! - I swear to God!"
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"- President Meyer! - Hello. Hey!"
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"So happy to see you. Thank you."
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"- Does the library have a name? - It's the Selina Meyer"
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"Presidential Library and School for Public Policy, and that's all."
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"Thank you so much. Yeah, we have a lot of good friends here."
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"So, luckily, the doctors"
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"were able to remove the mass without a full mastectomy,"
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"I'm gonna go ahead and be honest with you."
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"That was the most disgusting story I've ever heard."
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"Now I can't... I can't finish my chicken piccata."
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"We're gonna get her dessert to go."
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"Sorry, I think I have to use the restroom, okay?"
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"I mean, I just can't believe I fell for it again!"
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"Andrew is very hard to get rid of."
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"You can't just be that woman"
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"who's standing by her man,"
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"smiling like Lobotomy Barbie"
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"- while he goes fucking... - I know, I know."
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"- But, Amy, do you think that... - Ma'am, I gotta go."
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"Well, Amy Brookheimer just hung up on me."
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"Doesn't get lower than that, does it?"
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"Oh, you are really loving this, aren't you?"
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"Well, I just didn't wanna tell you "I told you so," but..."
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"- Because you didn't. - Okay."
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"Right? You just rolled your eyes like the world's bitchiest mime."
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"- And there it is again, see? - Hey, Mom?"
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"I just wanted to see how you were doing."
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"God, I'm really starting to understand this whole lesbian thing now."
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"on Gary's great bourbon from his inbred backwoods family."
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"- Well, that's not true at all. - And only case of schizophrenia,"
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"and we are all good..."
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"Now he's just going on and on for no apparent reason."
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"that I fired the art skank."
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"- Yeah. - Well, I'm not gonna tell him you said that,"
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"but I am really sorry that Dad did this to you."
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"Oh."
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"That is just the sweetest thing."
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"We're just one big, happy family!"
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"- Oh, no. - Okay."
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"You know what I'm thinking? Maybe..."
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"maybe this isn't a good time"
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"for you to get pregnant."
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"- You are the worst. - Oh."
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"- Ugh. - What?"
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"Where is that... what?"
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"- That's from her father. - Yeah."
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"you are unstable and manipulative,"
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"- Mm. - but your ex is worse."
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"You're like a son to me."
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"Thank you, ma'am."
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"You can call me "Mom.""
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"Except, you know, it doesn't quite sound right,"
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"- you know, when you hear it out loud. - Mm-mm."
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"- Yes, ma'am. - Yeah, yeah, thank you."
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"- Yeah, that was a good edit. - Right?"
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"- Yeah. - Really good edit."
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"- Go back to where we were with that. - Yeah."
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"Ugh."
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"- Do you wanna label any of these boxes? - No!"
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"And I want all the touch screens"
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"to say that they're powered by my clean energy initiative"
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"'cause those ecotards love that shit."
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"- Do you want a butterscotch? - Oh, never for me."
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"It's in the "Post" and getting traction elsewhere."
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"She's telling the world about how she was blowing Andrew"
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"in my office chair?!"
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"how she's the victim, how she lost her job,"
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"What nickname stuff are you talking about?"
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"Apparently, Andrew kept referring to his penis as the "First Chubby.""
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"- Oof. - Oh, God."
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"- All right, your fly is down. - What?"
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"Oh, wait, guys, we don't have a problem."
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"Helen signed an NDA."
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"We're gonna sue her for breach of contract."
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"Well, we could had we paid her."
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"- Who was in charge of that? - Andrew."
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"Okay, well, fucked again by the First Chubby."
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"And both of your shoes are untied."
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"How did that happen?"
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"I got one theory."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- What? - This Helen thing is exploding."
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"It's everywhere. Are you sure you don't wanna hire a communications director?"
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"- Okay, fine, you're hired. - Oh, congratulations!"
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"What are they saying?"
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"Well, they're mad at you for victim-blaming Helen"
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"for Andrew's behavior."
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"- You're fired. - Tough break, buddy."
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"in this "trifuckta.""
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"And now I'm wearing the scarlet letter?"
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"Oh, ma'am, look how excited they are to see you."
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"Oh, wait, you may not wanna look out the window."
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"...no library!"
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"- No justice, no library! - I understand everything."
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"because I'm very emotional, too, about this issue."
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"- Helen Wright is a victim! - I think that we are both victims..."
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"- How the fuck can you say that?! - I can say that..."
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"- Don't talk over me! - Okay."
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"Why are you even here?!"
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"Scandal continues to dog Selina Meyer..."
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"- What is this snapping? - as allegations of sexual misconduct"
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"swirl around her ex-husband, Andrew Meyer."
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"he's 28 feet tall and only bathes once a year."
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