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Clips from Veep - Library (S06E06)

"Oh. Uh-oh."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!"
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"Enjoying a stroll down memory lane?"
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"Well, I'll tell you something, if this were my library,"
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"I would make sure the people could sit behind the desk."
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"Can you even have a library?"
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"Seems like it'd be more like a bookmobile."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, my goodness, you're so funny!"
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"If only the American people could've known you for your sense of humor"
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"President Stevenson."
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"- Ah, Mr. Splett. - Ma'am, I found one."
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"You found what?"
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"You told me to find all the pictures of you."
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"No. Let's go and see what else Hughes stole from the West Wing."
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"You want to? I think we're about to start this thing."
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"I don't understand how a guy who never cracked a book can open up a library."
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"Let me tell you something,"
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"Hughes literally grabbed this chopper the day you left office."
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"How they "Jewed him down," as Mother used to say"
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"when she wasn't busy telling me he only picked me as a running mate"
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"so that he could look taller."
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"Oh, my God. Supermodels are your height."
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"It doesn't matter. She's dead. Who cares?"
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"Andrew fucks me in a way I really enjoy."
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"Ma'am, may I get one with you and the first ladies?"
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"Oh, absolutely!"
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"No Mrs. Hughes. She must be hanging from the rafters somewhere."
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"Madame President, you look stunning in white."
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"Where's la presidenta?"
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"I believe she is with President Hughes and the other formers"
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"taking pictures in front of Air Force One."
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"Wait, that wasn't on the schedule."
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"I think it was an impromptu thing."
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"They just happened to be chatting amongst themselves."
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"Former fuckers."
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"This is as impromptu as a colonoscopy"
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"except with quadruple the assholes."
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"Are we running from something scary, ma'am?"
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"No."
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"Richard, you slow down. It'll look like I'm not running."
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"- Gary, you go fast. - Yep!"
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"Oh, no, that's too fast."
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"No, no, no, I want a goddamn"
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""look at the size of my dick,""
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""bring history to life" presidential library."
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"I'm the only living president who doesn't have one."
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"And you wanna know why that is?"
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"Because you served less than one year?"
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"No. Because nobody gives me any respect."
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"I was a congresswoman."
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"- A mother. - No!"
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"And America cannot forget that."
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"Never forget."
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"Oh, sorry, that's the Holocaust."
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"- It was a spa. - Let's do this!"
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"Oh, you know what? We're on an airplane. I know that."
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"Yale has the prestige."
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"So, I mean, Yale's just perfect."
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"Your outfits alone are gonna be a wing."
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"I want you to start lining up architects."
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"Maybe a female candidate."
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"Well, we're not redoing a kitchen, here, you know?"
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"'cause, you know, he was also a part-termer."
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"Right."
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"Ah, don't bring a thing. I'm gonna make my famous paella valenciana."
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"We're looking forward to seeing you and your lovely wife on Saturday."
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"All right, can't be too safe."
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"That sweaty pederast has ruined more kids than the Common Core."
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"Luckily, Will's anal halitosis"
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"renders him completely unbouffable."
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"- Tell 'em why, Will. - I'm fortunate to be odious"
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"to all colors of the sexual spectrum."
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"So, what is it? Speak, Professor X-Gayvier."
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"Minority Leader Furlong, with Congressman Shields' retirement,"
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"there is an empty seat on Ways and Means, so..."
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"Yeah, let me save you the peanut log you're about to squeeze"
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"out of your face anus here... no."
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"You remain in detention on the Ethics Committee"
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"with the rest of the special ed Breakfast Club."
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"Nobody in Congress cares about ethics."
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"Jonah Ryan needs to make waves."
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"- Dismissed, GI Slow. - I'm free Saturday night."
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"Good luck getting your precious back from those mean hobbits, Sméagol."
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"- Uh, Kent. - Will."
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"The first couple of years are the toughest, but..."
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"- Kent! - Will!"
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"- What is this music, ma'am? - It's Brazilian music."
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"- Andrew gave it to me. - Ma'am, could you please stop dancing?"
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"'Cause I'm just... I'm framing out your dress right now."
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"You know, you're using an awful lot of paint for down there."
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"Maybe use it for up here and focus on this."
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"Oh, yeah, let's give the people what they want."
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"Okay, that's really..."
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"- I'm sorry, that was too much. - way out of line."
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"- But, yes. - Knock, knock."
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"Sorry to interrupt. Can we take five?"
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"Oh, uh, yeah. Sorry, Helen."
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"Just five for a second. No, Gary knows how to do this."
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"- Okay, ma'am. Oh, sorry. - What are you doing?"
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"God damn it, what is it?"
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"- Yes? - and it turns out that people are"
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"considerably more interested in your library than they are in adult literacy or AIDS."
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"Well, I guess AIDS had a good run."
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"It did."
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"Um, I have a Pakistani industrialist friend"
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"As long as he promises not to blow up my library,"
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"I mean, I don't really give a shit."
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"Richard!"
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"I've been standing here the entire time, ma'am."
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"Just trying to keep still in case I'm in the painting."
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"No, you're not in the painting. Come here."
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"So, listen, in terms of the library,"
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"I really wanna have a reflecting pool someplace"
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"for people to come and sit and reflect"
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"on what this cocksuck of a country did to me."
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"- My pen's just out of ink. - Let's go."
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"I'm gonna scratch it into the paper"
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"It's a no."
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"Okay, Helen, I'm so sorry. Can we just take another five?"
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