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Clips from Family Guy - Stewie Is Enceinte (S13E13)

"* Yes, you do *"
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"* Times Square can't shine as bright as you *"
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"* I swear it's true *"
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"Yeah, so we're, uh, thinking about selling the house."
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"Hey, stop squirming in there."
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"This one's bones all feel loose."
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"And I think that one is blind."
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"We'll have to get him little sunglasses."
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"Great, because dog-head/human-ears over here doesn't react to anything I say."
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"Hey! Hey, you!"
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"Okay, this one is deaf."
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"We are going to be spending a fortune on schools."
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"How are we gonna pay for that? Well, you tell me."
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"You're the one who insisted I be a stay-at-home mom."
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"I don't even have a job. Well, you better get one."
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"And not "writing." A real job."
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"Why are you being such a jerk?"
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"I just feel like once I get them on a schedule, everything will be fine."
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"I can't believe we couldn't come up with a viral video."
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"We should've just gotten Jimmy Fallon to do any lame thing."
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"Coming up, a white waiter at a Chinese restaurant?"
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"We'll get you the facts on this bizarre story."
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"But first, this week's viral video,"
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""Fat Kid Hustles Through Crosswalk.""
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"Here it is. Here's little Chubbo pulling up the rear."
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"Oh, he's got to get moving now."
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"That's right. Don't let your chocolate levels get too low."
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"I can't believe Chris gets four million hits just crossing the street."
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"I guess we were trying too hard."
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"Hey, I went by your house the other day."
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"Is your baby pregnant?"
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"I don't know. Lois is in charge of the kids."
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"Stewie, this is awful."
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"I don't know why anyone would want to be a parent,"
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"especially to four children."
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"Four? I thought we were down to five."
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"Yeah, the deaf one didn't hear Joe's lawnmower."
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"Oh. That's really upsetting."
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"I-I can't take this anymore, Stewie."
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"What? Where are you going? Stop doing that!"
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"I need a break, all right? I-I j... I just got to get away for a couple weeks."
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"A couple weeks? Y-You're not leaving me alone with these things."
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"Wait, what are you talking about? The whole point of what?"
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"Well, you've been so distant lately."
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"I thought if we had a baby it would bring us closer together."
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"What? I was only distant because you've been so moody lately."
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"I thought you needed more space. I always want to hang out with you."
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"Well, I was only moody because you were so distant!"
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"I always want to hang out with you, too!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"So we didn't have to do any of this."
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"I-I guess not."
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"How attached to them are you?"
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"Not at all. Yeah, me either."
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"Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they'll be adopted."
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"Oh, God, yeah."
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"I'm still keeping all the gifts from the baby shower."
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"You had a baby shower?"
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"Oh!"
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"Now this makes it real!"
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"Oh, my goodness. That's enough cake for you, Mary Beth."
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"Good afternoon. I'm Tom Tucker."
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"All right! Awesome! Let's do it!"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"I saw a scary boy doing this, and I thought I'd try it."
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"Well, this slut is having your baby!"
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"* Having my baby *"
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"It's a divorced woman who knows about lady parts and cheers you on. Let's go!"
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"Mazel tov!"
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"I don't understand."
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"* And you're to blame *"
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"And they're coming out of everywhere!"
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"* Shot through the heart *"
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"* Lucky there's a family guy *"
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"* Laugh and cry *"
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"* Having my baby *"
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"* But where are those good old-fashioned values *"
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"I'm gluten-free now. But, you know, I'm not gonna be annoying about it."
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"* It's another way of sayin' how much I love you *"
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"* On which we used to rely? *"
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"* I love you *"
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