Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Family Guy - Stewie Is Enceinte (S13E13)

"Some of these I'm paraphrasing."
Family Guy
"Hey, I need you to take me to the doctor for my prenatal vitamins."
Family Guy
"I'm not taking you anywhere. Geez, how far along are you?"
Family Guy
"I'm not really sure. Two days, six months..."
Family Guy
"there's a certain amount of guesswork involved in this."
Family Guy
"Oh, and while I'm pregnant, I'm going to need you"
Family Guy
"to change the cat litter. We don't have a cat."
Family Guy
"Ugh. Please don't fight me on this."
Family Guy
"Oh, my back is killing me."
Family Guy
"And I've also been experiencing a little..."
Family Guy
"morning sickness."
Family Guy
"It's for the baby, it's for the baby."
Family Guy
"Not too ridiculous for you to put a baby in me."
Family Guy
"Okay, Raylene, I'm Dr. Hartman."
Family Guy
"Now, before we begin, I want you to know the record is just past my watch."
Family Guy
"Well, it takes two people to break a record."
Family Guy
"Uh, 13? 14?"
Family Guy
"15. B-But he didn't force himself on me. I wanted it, too."
Family Guy
"Well, that's the important thing."
Family Guy
"That's odd. Your vagina seems to have a penis and two testicles."
Family Guy
"and all that came out. Ah, that explains it."
Family Guy
"Could you do that thing where you take some fluid"
Family Guy
"and tell me if it's going to be an imbecile or a cretin?"
Family Guy
"Oh, not to worry, there are places where those people can be warehoused."
Family Guy
"But from strictly eyeballing you, I'd say everything looks fine."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's wonderful."
Family Guy
"Now, Brian, did you have any questions for the doctor?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. Are there a lot of stairs in this building?"
Family Guy
"God, we need so much stuff."
Family Guy
"Look at how tiny all these clothes are. It's so adorable."
Family Guy
"I mean, what kind of feet can fit into these shoes?"
Family Guy
"Your feet! That's getting old, you know."
Family Guy
"You better get on board with this."
Family Guy
"Aw, how far along are you?"
Family Guy
"Eight months. You look amazing."
Family Guy
"Let me ask you, are you leaking? Because I've been leaking."
Family Guy
"How old are you?"
Family Guy
"which means whatever you've got in there is 100% brain-damaged."
Family Guy
"All right, you have a good day."
Family Guy
"I hated that lady."
Family Guy
"I like these. These are good. Very classy."
Family Guy
"This feels incredibly wrong."
Family Guy
"Oh, we're going to want these, Brian, believe me."
Family Guy
"You can't see my nipples, can you?"
Family Guy
"They're getting really large, and I'm not sure if I'm completely covering them."
Family Guy
"Eh, you know what? We'll see what we see."
Family Guy
"Let's get a few candids."
Family Guy
"Dad, can I get one of your head on the belly?"
Family Guy
"Oh, "Dad." I just got emotional."
Family Guy
"* And I love what's goin' through me *"
Family Guy
"* Having my baby *"
Family Guy
"Okay, now people really love that viral video"
Family Guy
"of a monkey forcin' that sex act on a frog at the zoo."
Family Guy
"So maybe we can find another frog for somethin' like that."
Family Guy
"You mean like that frog? Who?"
Family Guy
"That frog in the miniskirt putting a quarter in the jukebox."
Family Guy
"* You give love a bad name Bad name *"
Family Guy
"* And you play your game * Bingo."
Family Guy
"* You give love a bad name Bad name *"
Family Guy
"* You give love... *"
Family Guy
"I'm concerned that frog's in more trouble than she realizes."
Family Guy
"I'm having such a craving for burgers."
Family Guy
"It's like my body is just craving red meat."
Family Guy
"And mint chip ice cream. But only mint chip."
Family Guy
"Any other ice cream makes me want to puke."
Family Guy
"Isn't that weird? Yes, Stewie,"
Family Guy
"that's the one weird thing in all this."
Family Guy
"What are you looking at?"
Family Guy
"Go push your buttons. My husband'll kick your ass."
Family Guy
"Brian, I need you to take me to the hospital."
Family Guy
"Why?"
Family Guy
"My water just broke. Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"It's okay. Don't panic. Call the doula."
Family Guy
"Brian, you've got to call the doula!"
Family Guy
"Doula? I-I don't even know what that is!"
Family Guy
"You're gonna have to drive a little faster!"
Family Guy
"I'm already going over the speed limit."
Family Guy
"Too late! Pull over! It's starting to come out!"
Family Guy
"Brian, I'm going to need you to deliver the baby."
Family Guy
"Uh, uh, o-okay, c-can you wait a second while I put a towel down?"
Family Guy
"I don't want anything to get on the seats."
Family Guy
"Oh, no, of course. Our first priority should be to keep the vinyl clean."
Family Guy
"Oh, God. Oh, God, it's coming! Oh..."
Family Guy
"Well, maybe you should look at the part of me where there's a baby coming out!"
Family Guy
"How did Murphy Brown make this look so easy?!"
Family Guy
"...seats."
Family Guy
"Oh, God, I think another one's coming!"
Family Guy
"I don't see it!"
Family Guy
"I think it's coming out of my mouth!"
Family Guy
"There's more!"
Family Guy
"Ah! Kill me! This hurts too much!"
Family Guy
"Holy ! What is happening?!"
Family Guy
"Do you even have a placenta?"
Family Guy
"Oh, God, they're crawling all over me!"
Family Guy
"- How many are there now? - Four, five, six, seven."
Family Guy
"I just put Jack and Rose down for their nap."
Family Guy
"This is a nightmare."
Family Guy
"Oh, I caught two of them trying to eat each other,"
Family Guy
"so that's something we need to watch out for."
Family Guy
"Look, Bri, that one looks just like you."
Family Guy
"Huh. Well, you know what? I guess he does."
Family Guy
"You know, I was actually thinking,"
Family Guy
"this could be a chance for you to finally make things right."
Family Guy
"What? What do you mean?"
Family Guy
"Well, you do have a son that you were never there for."
Family Guy
"This is your opportunity to do things differently."
Family Guy
"Wow. Maybe you're right."
Family Guy
"I suppose I could give it a try."
Family Guy
"There you go. Aw, Dick really likes you."
Family Guy
"I like Dick. You like Dick!"
Family Guy
"His name's not Dick, you idiot. It's Finn."
Family Guy
"All right, let's check our YouTube channel and see how we're doing."
Family Guy
"Boy, they just went right after Cleveland, didn't they?"
Family Guy
"Geez, that word looks even harsher when it's in all caps."
Family Guy
"Wow, people really seem to hate everything we put on here."
Family Guy
"That sucks. And I worked really hard"
Family Guy
"on taking a picture of myself every day for a year"
Family Guy
"and then setting the photos to an emotional song. Look."
Family Guy
"* Hey there, Delilah, what's it like in New York City? *"
Family Guy
"* But, girl, tonight you look so pretty *"
Family Guy
Show more clips