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Clips from Family Guy - Stewie Is Enceinte (S13E13)

"You really are a natural caregiver, aren't you?"
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"Mm. Mm."
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"Do you mind not texting?"
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"Sorry, sorry. Just finishing right now."
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"Almost done. There, all finished"
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"riiiight..."
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"now."
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"Thhhhere."
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"Thanks. So, I wanted to talk to you about..."
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"A-Are you just gonna leave it on the table?"
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"I-I won't look at it."
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"Great. So, I wanted to... You're looking at it."
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"Sorry. Work. It's not work."
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"but I was already kind of in the middle of something,"
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"and I just need to quickly respond, and there I am"
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"finiiished."
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"Okay, just a few more worrrds..."
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"annnd..."
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"d-done. Sorry."
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"Okay, so..."
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"Nah, nah, I'm not gonna get it."
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"Then maybe we can take it off the table."
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"No, no, just keep going."
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"I was thinking, we should talk about having a..."
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"This isn't fun for me, watching you text."
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"No, no, this is great. Mm, mm, mm. Yum."
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"But I-I got to go. I have a date."
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"This is serious, Rupert. I'm losing him."
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"If we're going to fix this relationship, we need a baby and we need it now."
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"I'm just going to take a little bit of his DNA,"
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"and soon we'll be proud parents, like Ron Livingston's parents."
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"You know, our son's a famous actor."
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"Oh, um..."
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"he was, like, the main guy in Office Space."
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"Yeah. What else?"
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"Uh... he has dark hair..."
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"Uh, he was in, like, at least five Sex "in" the Citys."
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"What is his name? What is his name?"
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"Is your son Ron Livingston?"
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"Yes! Oh, God! Thank God!"
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"That has been bugging me all day."
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"Okay, let's see. Now, what are the ingredients to a viral Internet video?"
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"Cats. Yes, cats. Good."
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"Uh, uh, people reacting to watching gross stuff."
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"Oh, yeah, 'cause they're like, "Rah! That's gross!"
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"Can I get a soda? What? No."
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"Th-This is, like, the worst time to ask for a soda."
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"Unbelievable."
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"You know what, we should just go out and start filming."
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"'Cause I think we're really gonna surprise everyone."
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"Like Buster Keaton did in his first talking picture."
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"Here we go. I'm moving through the scene and I slam the door."
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"Oh, it turned out that window was there."
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"Pause for laugh and amazement."
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"This will impregnate me with the child that will bring Brian and me back together!"
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"First, I add Brian's hair and saliva,"
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"and some preschool applications, because we are already way behind."
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"There. Now I just have to get into the machine,"
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"and then the machine does whatever it has to do to me"
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"in order to successfully impregnate me."
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"Good-bye, body."
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"You're gonna watch me get pregnant."
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"I want to look at you when it happens."
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"Yeah, you watch me, bitch."
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"Good morning, Brian."
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"What is that? I smell pee."
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"Yes, you do, Brian."
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"Oh, my God, that thing's positive!"
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"Is Lois pregnant again? No..."
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"Meg is pregnant?"
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"You're getting warmer."
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"Wha... What have you done?"
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"I think you mean, what have we done?"
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"What?!"
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"Brian... we're pregnant!"
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"Oh, my God! And in 18 years,"
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"he's going to move away!"
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"You're pregnant with our baby?!"
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"How could this even happen?!"
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"Simple. I took your DNA and inserted it"
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"into my temporary uterus through my fertilization device."
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"Oh, my God, you're serious! People are gonna think"
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"I had sex with a male baby and then got him pregnant!"
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"Oh, thank you for finding a way to make it sound horrible."
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"We can't have a baby, Stewie!"
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"Is this about money? Because I have a bit saved."
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"We could even use my old crib."
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"You use your old crib! Oh, right."
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"Stewie, you have to get rid of it."
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""Get rid of it"? You know, why don't you just say it?"
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"Say the word, Brian. I want to hear you say it."
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"Abortion! Abortion! You need to get a big fat abortion right this second!"
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"You can't even say it. I think I'm gonna throw up."
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"Oh, save the cheap theatrics. This isn't one of your crappy short stories."
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"This is real life, mister, so man up!"
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"You are getting an abortion, Stewie."
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"I will not! Our child is growing inside me!"
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"Stop talking like that!"
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"A-And how do you even know it's mine?"
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"Why would you even do this? I thought you'd be happy."
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"I mean, you have all these amazing qualities,"
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"and I'm kind of good-looking. I mean, I'm no model, but..."
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"Well, certainly not a runway model."
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"I'd-I'd be more catalogue, probably."
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"You know what? Why not a runway model?"
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"Why not? Why am I always apologizing"
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"for how good-looking I am? I'm sick of it."
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"I can model in Paris. We could take the baby with us."
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"We could be that kind of family. What do you think?"
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"Is it dead?"
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"You hit me!"
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"If you ever lay a finger on me again, I'll burn you in your bed."
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"Could... could you do that now, please?"
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"All right, Peter, get the camera ready. I got a viral Internet video"
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"that's gonna go straight to the top of the charts."
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""Show me the money.""
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""Oh, behave.""
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""Good morning, Vietnam.""
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""Wait until they get a load of me," said the Joker."
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