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Clips from Family Guy - Stewie Is Enceinte (S13E13)

"* It seems today that all you see *"
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"* Lucky there's a man who positively can do *"
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"* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *"
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"Hello? Oh, hi, Bonnie."
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"and then we had to root through her feces to find it."
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"Is... is that it?"
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"There he goes again. He's being so standoffish."
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"Oh, we used to be that happy."
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"Babies save relationships!"
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"We're going to have a baby!"
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"Three suits for 99 bucks?!"
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"It'll just take a second. I-I normally wouldn't do this,"
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"Ah, yeah."
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"Really? What's his name?"
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"he's, uh..."
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"I don't know, was he in Black Hawk Down?"
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"Ron Livingston! Thank you!"
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"Oh, no! I slammed it too hard, and the house is gonna squash me!"
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"All right, Rupert, the fertilization device is complete."
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"We do not judge the machine. We do not judge Stewie."
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"How dare you! So I'm just some slut?!"
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"What kind of monster hits a pregnant toddler!"
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"You look ridiculous like that."
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"You look a little young. How old are you?"
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"Oh, right. I, uh... sneezed real hard"
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"How old are you? You look like you're 40,"
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"* Having my baby *"
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"* I'm a woman in love *"
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"* Having my baby *"
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"* I play my part *"
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"Stop saying I'm your husband."
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"Of where? I'm not sure exactly."
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"Can you see the head? I don't know where to look!"
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"Careful, don't get anything on the..."
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"I don't know! Brian, save the placenta."
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"Well, whatever comes out, save it. I want to eat it."
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"And I'm trying to keep the more attractive ones in this area."
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"* I'm a thousand miles away *"
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"I don't know. I'm sorry. I just..."
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"I-I'm sorry. I got to get out of here."
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"The whole point of this was for us to spend more time together."
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"This is for the best."
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"* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *"
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"* All the things that make us *"
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"We now return to Top Chef: Looney Tunes Edition."
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"Okay, Chef Fudd, I was a little disappointed in you this week."
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"Your dish was just a live rabbit who thought he was taking a bath."
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"But I used carrots and celery."
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"Yes. I saw he was scrubbing his back with a long celery stalk."
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"Chef Sylvester, on the other hand, I'm happy to say"
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"your sufferin' succotash was absolutely delicious."
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"Thanks."
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"No, I'm not doing anything. Just sitting here with the baby."
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"Yeah, screw you, too."
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"Oh, hey, Bri. Hey, you want to go out and get some gluten-free pizza?"
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"Too late. Oh, we should be gluten-free together!"
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"Let's go to Whole Foods and buy a bunch of stuff"
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"from that weird aisle nobody else goes down."
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"I can't. I got plans. I'll see you later."
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"Oh, sure. Maybe another time."
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"Ugh. I didn't seem too desperate, right?"
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"Don't answer. It's just that Brian's been so distant lately,"
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"and we used to be inseparable... like Jack and Jill."
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"Oh, so then Jack takes these two pails of water"
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"and trips and totally falls down the hill."
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"Ha, ha, ha."
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"Yeah. Hey, I got a funny story."
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"Jill had a tooth fall out, and she swallowed it,"
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"And we did. And then we took it to the dentist,"
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"and he put it back in her mouth."
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"So I guess we're both klutzes, huh?"
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"Why don't you spin another tale, crap-tooth?"
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"No? My turn again?"
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"Okay. Jill's barren."
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"Some sad news this morning as 38 schoolchildren drowned"
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"when their..."
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"excuse me... when their school bus hit a patch of ice"
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"and drove off a loc..."
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"what is wrong with me today?"
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"and drove off a local bridge."
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"And now the viral video of the week, with over seven million views."
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"For those of you who loved "Screaming Sheep,""
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"we've got "Opera Penguin.""
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"* La, ah, ah, ah. *"
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"Is he gonna do it again? No?"
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"Okay, so just normal penguin stuff now."
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"Okay, cut back to me."
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"Uh, y-you can't? The button broke off?"
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"All right, well, a U.S. convoy was ambushed in Kabul this morning, so now"
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"we're going to have a moment of silence in remembrance..."
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"PENGUIN * La... *"
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"Oh, he does do it again."
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"That could be my favorite thing I ever seen."
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"What is a penguin? Is it some kind of bug?"
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"What? You serious? So it is a bug?"
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"Hey, you know, that's what we ought to do."
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"We ought to make a viral video."
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"Oh, wait, I don't know if you're gonna be in it, Joe."
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"I thought, while we filmed, we'd just keep all of our stuff on your lap."
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"All right, have fun. I'm late."
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"Late? But I thought you and I could hang out"
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"and maybe watch Lois shush Peter while they watch Nashville."
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"Maybe another time, Stewie."
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"Wait a minute... Joe and Bonnie never used"
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"to spend time together until they had Susie."
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"Having a baby seems to have made them closer."
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"Oh, look at you... you're flyin'!"
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"Okay, thanks, Bonnie. Next I want to ride a bike."
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"That's it, Rupert! That's how Brian and I are going to improve our relationship."
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"I say, this is my best idea since I robbed a Joseph A. Bank."
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"Take me to jail!"
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"All right, I want tonight to be perfect."
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"I'm gonna lay it all out for Brian why we should have a baby together."
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"I don't know, I haven't even thought about that."
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"Why are you so obsessed with circumcision?"
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"Oh, hey, look, you made a little dinner party."
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"Hi, Rupert. He won't be joining us."
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"Get up! Please, sit."
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"You, uh... you okay?"
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"I'm terrific. And that is so sweet of you to ask."
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