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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart the Daredevil (S02E02)

"-Are you all right? -Better than all right. I got stitches!"
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"Bart says he got hurt training for a career in death defiance?"
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"...and monkey see, monkey do."
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"I know something that may discourage this behavior."
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"These children have been hurt doing stunts..."
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"...they saw on television, movies and the legitimate stage."
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"This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman."
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"His brother hit him with a wrench, mimicking a TV wrestling match."
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"I won't show the horrors of our Three Stooges ward."
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"I didn't know TV was a dangerous influence."
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"It's tragic, but it's a small price to pay for top-notch entertainment."
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"Amen! Has Dr. Hibbert made his point?"
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"He certainly has. I learned a real lesson. Thanks, Dr. Hibbert."
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"-Awesome! -You're the king!"
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"Thank you! How about a hand for these brave animals?"
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"-What's the matter? -I'm running on empty, Milhouse."
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"You kids like my jumps, and I love you for it..."
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"...but it's too easy."
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"There must be a challenge worthy of me."
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"Hi, children. Welcome to Springfield Gorge."
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"Wow!"
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"As the only adult here, I feel I should say something."
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"-What? -Cool!"
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"Hey, Otto! Can I use that microphone?"
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"Sorry, Bart-dude. It's for emergencies only."
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"-I wanna tell them about my jump. -Okay."
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"This Saturday I'll be jumping Springfield Gorge."
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"There's a good chance I'll fall to my death. Hope to see you there!"
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"Springfield Gorge! You'll be killed!"
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"I can't explain it, but I get the same thrill from jumping stuff..."
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"...that you do from reading."
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"Before you do anything, there's someone you should talk to."
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"Thanks for arranging this."
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"Anything that decreases entertainment-related injuries."
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"This is Lisa and Bart Simpson. Bart's one of your biggest fans."
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"It's an honor, Lance. How you feeling?"
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"I'm afraid it's broken. That's all of them."
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"I've broken that dozens of times."
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"I bet you'd like an autograph. Nurse?"
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"-Who should I make it to? -Just Bart."
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"To Bart: Thanks for visiting me..."
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"...at Springfield General Hospital."
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"Your visit was a ray of sunshine..."
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"...on an otherwise cloudy day."
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"Your pal, Captain Lance Murdock."
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"-Wow, man! Thanks, Lance. -You're welcome. Take this thing."
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"My brother's gonna jump Springfield Gorge on a skateboard."
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"Could you leave me with the kids, please?"
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"Let me start by saying, good for you, son."
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"Good to see kids interested in danger."
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"People will say you're nuts. Maybe they're right."
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"But the fact is: bones heal, chicks dig scars..."
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"...and the U.S.A. has the best doctor to daredevil ratio in the world."
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"-But Captain Murdock-- -Thanks!"
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"You're welcome. Tell the nurse it's my bath time."
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"Springfield Gorge! We settled this daredevil junk!"
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"...despite the attention I'd get, I'd miss you."
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"-I forbid you to jump. -You can't."
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"I can and do! Go to your room! There, I did it."
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"I'm glad somebody stepped in and put an end to this nonsense."
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"You can tell me not to do it, but you can't watch me 24 hours a day."
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"And the minute your back is turned, I'm heading for that gorge."
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"He's got us. There's nothing we can do. He's as good as dead."
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"Come on, Homer, a heart-to-heart talk with your son."
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"-You've got to try. -Okay, okay. I'll try."
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"-Bart? What are you doing?! -Nothing."
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"-You were gonna jump the gorge. -Maybe."
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"Look, I know I can't stop you. I can only ask you..."
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"-...to promise me you won't do it. -Okay, I promise."
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"-What? -You didn't mean that!"
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"This isn't a promise I don't expect you to keep."
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"-lf you promise, you have to keep it. -Why?"
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"If you don't, I'll never believe you ever again."
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"-Come on. -I mean it, boy!"
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"Okay, Dad. I promise. I won't jump Springfield Gorge."
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"-How did it go? -We got a pretty good kid there."
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"Well, he's got a pretty good father."
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"Hey, boy. Wanna toss the old--?! Why, that little liar!"
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"I should have-- And I was gonna play pickle."
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"Hey, what gives?"
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"I tried ordering you, punishing you, and I even tried reasoning with you."
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"-Now, I have to jump the gorge myself. -What? Why?"
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"You'll see what it's like to watch a family member risk his life..."
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"...for no good reason!"
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"-Dad, you'll never make it. -Don't you think I know that?"
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"-Goodbye, son. -Wait! Don't do it!"
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"-I won't jump anymore. I promise! -Thank God! Thank God!"
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"I don't think I've ever felt as close to you as I do right--"
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"I'm gonna make it!"
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"This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world!"
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"Think you got guts? Try raising my kids!"
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"-Rasputin, the Friendly Russian. -Wasn't he the Mad Russian?"
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"-8:00, but what does it matter? -Lisa's recital starts at 5:00."
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"-The best defense is a good offense. -Faster, Dad. Truck-a-saurus awaits!"
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"Wow, a woman mud pool driver."
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"When he's not in class, he risks his ass!"
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"You're meeting the world's best daredevil, Lance Murdock."
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"That never works. He's a goner."
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"Attention, please."
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