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Clips from The Good Place - The Trolley Problem (S02E02)

"Huh."
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"Look, I don't know what to tell you."
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"If Chidi can't take a joke, that's on him..."
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"No matter how badly I want to."
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"Look, this isn't about Chidi not being able to take a joke."
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"This is about you. You're doing what I used to do."
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"You're pulling an Eleanor."
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"Posting my cousin's credit card number on Reddit"
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"I forgot I did that."
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"No. No."
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"They made you feel dumb and small,"
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"so you took it out on the teacher."
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"I can see from your aura"
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"that you're about to fart quietly and then lie about it."
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"Dude, you can bluster and insult all you want..."
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"also classic Shellstrop moves, by the way..."
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"Eventually Chidi will get over it."
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"yet another classic Shellstrop move."
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"You and I are really very similar."
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"Look, bro,"
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"it's 100% on you to make this up to him."
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"I mean, I'm a superior being..."
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"I ought to act like one, right?"
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"Yes, that's better. Thank you."
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"Tahani, here's yours."
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"Holy mama."
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"Is this a diamond?"
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"in the most boring way."
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"They're worthless space garbage. What you're holding right now..."
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"that's basically meteorite poop."
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"And I have the biggest piece!"
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"Oh!"
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"This is the dream."
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"Jason, here you go."
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"Pikachu!"
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"Guys, it's Pikachu!"
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"Aw, man."
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"It contains never-before-seen thoughts and musings"
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"and several, uh..."
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"crude erotic doodles."
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"The point is, no one on Earth has ever seen this..."
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"except for you."
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"Cool."
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"Yeah, we can't be bought."
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"What do you want from me, man?"
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"You want me to give you a golden nameplate for your office?"
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"Oh. Oh, okay. Ah, I get it."
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"I get it. You want me to admit that I was wrong."
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"You want me to say, "Oh, Chidi, I'm so sorry"
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""because I didn't understand human ethics and you do."
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""It made me feel insecure, and I lashed out."
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""And, oh, please help me because I feel so..."
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"so lost and vulnerable.""
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"Oh, Chidi, I am so sorry. I, um..."
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"I didn't understand human ethics, and you do."
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"And it made me feel insecure,"
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"so lost and vulnerable."
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"Have a seat."
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"Nobody try mystery flavor."
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"Listen, we just wanted to thank you for all of your help."
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"over the past few weeks, and we owe it all to you."
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"Congratulations."
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"Hi, there."
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"What's happening? What's wrong?"
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"I am wrong."
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"I can't stop glitching. I don't know why."
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"I fear this neighborhood is in danger of total collapse."
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"So that's the main thing. How are you?"
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"Okay, well, then that's easy. I switch tracks."
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"Does that change the equation?"
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"But that's not the same thing."
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"Why is that so hard to remember? People... What is it?"
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"Eleanor seemed a little suspicious earlier,"
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"Why are you so scared"
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"But then that person would know we were together."
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"I think that's a terrible idea."
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"Cool."
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"How would you even do it?"
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"you can teach anybody."
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"Have a seat."
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""All the whiny prostitutes are bad."
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"Chidi, I've been around a long time..."
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"You've never dated anyone like Jason before."
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"I mean, I've dallied below my station."
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"That's pretty cool."
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"Okay, Michael..."
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"Oh, God! Michael, what did you do?"
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"Make a choice."
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"No time, dude! Make a decision!"
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"Well, it's tricky! I mean, on the one hand,"
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"Quick, Chidi! What's your decision?"
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"I am choosing to switch tracks,"
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"an almost impossibly lifelike simulation."
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"Unclear."
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"But if I'm helping you guys, I say..."
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"Dude, what the fork?"
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"I-I won't do it."
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"I just needed to let off a little steam."
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"I'd rather just be tortured than choose it."
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"Also, I really don't think that's true."
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"picks flowers and brings them to me."
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"You do sit in a lot of gum."
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"but deep down you know I'm right."
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"Ah!"
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"Leaving it up to the other person to be the grown-up..."
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"I'm owning it."
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"So I really thought about each one of you,"
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"Diamonds are literally carbon molecules lined up"
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"Eleanor..."
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"You were a tough nut to crack, but I think I figured it out."
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"Interesting guy, actually."
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"I don't want anything."
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"And I really need your help because I feel..."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"I believe in you, nerd boy."
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"My name is Kierkegaard,"
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"Okay, fine. I'll leave."
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"Eh? Eh?"
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"and although five people will die,"
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"No, a tiger can't change his stripes."
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