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Clips from Daria (1997) - The Invitation (S01E01)

"Maybe she's taking a Jacuzzi."
Daria (1997)
"And the traffic was so tied up"
Daria (1997)
"that my mom finally hands Quinn the empty soda cup and says,"
Daria (1997)
"I have this great picture at home of Quinn in her chubby stage."
Daria (1997)
"Boy, you try to look out for your little sister..."
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"There's a wild party going on up at Deer View Court."
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"but that makes your popularity, like, even more amazing."
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"At least for a couple of hours?"
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"Okay, fine. He thought my head was a lollipop. Ready to go?"
Daria (1997)
"So, have fun?"
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"and I'm going home with a bonus sock. All in all, a great night."
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"Joey, Jeffy... Jamie?"
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"What?"
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"and you deserve a really great girlfriend. Three, actually."
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"But I feel that you're pressuring me to do things I'm not ready for."
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"What do you mean?"
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"That doesn't mean you have to stop paying attention to me"
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"and buying me stuff and driving me places, but it does mean that..."
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"Yeah. Sorry."
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"You came on too strong!"
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"The real cops are here now."
Daria (1997)
"New security precautions. May I see some I.D., please?"
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"You seem awfully young to be doing this kind of work."
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"It's a disguise, ma'am. We're actually much older."
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"Not as old as you, of course, ma'am."
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"Now, we have to a you a few questions."
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"Never colors it."
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"Known to the Greeks as...?"
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"Zeus."
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"Thanks for the party, Brittany."
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"It's okay. The wall-to-wall carpeting in the bathrooms makes up for it."
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"They beat each other up. It was kind of..."
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"You want to call Mom and Dad?"
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"But my shoes are all squishy."
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"Hey, it's a package deal, toots."
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"To your left, the home of the town director of public works,"
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"Stuff a sock in it, Upchuck."
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"Careful. Don't hurt yourself with that scrunchie."
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"Is that your sister?"
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"Make believe you're at the mall."
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"Can I?"
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"Sure!"
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"Don't mention it."
Daria (1997)
"I think she had her bursts done."
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"Sure. And after that, I think I'll swallow glass."
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"Oh, no, I'd much rather stay home and listen to my"
Daria (1997)
"Sheer, semi-sheer, or opaque? Textured!"
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"Might this party be at Brittany's house?"
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"Yes, and might you go away now? Hey..."
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"Thanks, but I'll find some other way to get there."
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"I mean it. And she doesn't have to know about it."
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"Is this your way of acknowledging how much more mature and trustworthy I am?"
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"I love being the hostess."
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"Don't do anything I wouldn't."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Uh... it's quite coordinated."
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"You know, just because people are cliquey"
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"and snotty is no reason not to like them."
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"Wow! Come on in!"
Daria (1997)
"Flat or ridgy. You make the call."
Daria (1997)
"Chuck Ruttheimer, here. And you are...?"
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"Of course."
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"Feisty..."
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"This five-bedroom house is designed in a"
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"Straight ahead, the family den, which was"
Daria (1997)
"Confidentially, it's really the laundry room."
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"then there was that unfortunate nose job."
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"Hey. Isn't that Quinn?"
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"I looked the hardest."
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"It's the bathroom!"
Daria (1997)
"I pay your salary. Are you sleeping in there?"
Daria (1997)
"You're not a real cop, you know!"
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"Take a hike, Joey. Quinn, if you were my girlfriend,"
Daria (1997)
"What happened to "Bobby Bighead"?"
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"Uh... I don't think this is working out."
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"You didn't give her enough space!"
Daria (1997)
"They're fighting over me."
Daria (1997)
"Is that your natural hair color?"
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"Ironic."
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"And shift the balance of power? We walk."
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"Transcript by Anne D. Bernstein www.outpost-daria.com"
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"Really? Hey, Quinn, what about you?"
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"Ugh! I hate it when the pudding has skin."
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"I mean, you're not popular,"
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"Why? Do you want to go?"
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"Ditch the bangs."
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"No problem."
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"No kidding? Are you going?"
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"Well, I didn't talk to a whole bunch of new people,"
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"I made Quinn want to throw herself down a well,"
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"I'm sending you both with a babysitter."
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"...way down at the other end."
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"Don't pry, Joey."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Like the weekend?"
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"Um..."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Yes, but..."
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"Nice conversational skills."
Daria (1997)
"Ms. Defoe? I need a new pencil. I used up the eraser."
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"Now I'm especially flattered."
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"You got it!"
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"No problem. I needed a break anyway."
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"Exactly."
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"Daria, you're smart. Show me how to do this."
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"You should have brushed your teeth!"
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"Him or me?"
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"Make it ten."
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"I don't understand."
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"I'm Jamie."
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"Oh! Cops! Does that mean we're on TV?"
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"You're looking at Cashman's Department Store..."
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"A hair scrunchie?"
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"You need a napkin? Anyway, I promised the other cheerleaders"
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"Never mind."
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"I hate you."
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"Ugh, gross!"
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"I dissected her frog."
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"Would you ladies like a tour of the house? It's free."
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"I helped her exchange all her presents."
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