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Clips from The Office (2005) - The List (S08E08)

"They draw houses, penises..."
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"Funny how the houses are always colonials,"
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"and the penises are always circumcised,"
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"don't you think?"
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"Well, I doodle too."
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"But I'm not an artist, so I draw words and lists."
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"That is fascinating."
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"People were just sort of-- Did you just move my name?"
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"Okay. Everybody think, quick. What do these groups have in common?"
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"Maybe we're supposed to do it with people in our group."
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"That's not it."
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"- People in the other group? - Mm-mm. Still wrong."
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"Well, you take the first letter from each name,"
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"and shove it up your butt!"
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"- Thank you. A little much-needed comic relief."
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"But we really need to figure this out, guys."
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"I know! It's alphabetical."
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"Here's how we find out. Let's line up,"
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"and compare the line, see if we learn anything, okay?"
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"Face each other."
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"Match up by height and relative weight."
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"and left side of the list..."
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"Will you stop?"
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"Dwight! Dwight! Go for it!"
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"Stop, stop. Warning! Warning! Warning!"
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"I'd like to invite the following people"
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"to join me for lunch--"
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"Jim, Dwight, Angela, Darryl,"
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"Kevin, Toby, Phyllis, Oscar."
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"That's great!"
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"Well, I will see you in a bit."
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"I love you so much."
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"Hey, it's nothing, all right?"
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"Text you when we get there"
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"and let you know what's going on."
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"- Okay. - No. No dog video."
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"- Okay. - Okay. See you guys."
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"Well, we should all be really excited"
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"about our... Very own pizza party."
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"Pizza party!"
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"♪ Pizza party ♪"
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"♪ pizza party... ♪"
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"Jim, your daughter Cecilia--"
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"- Uh, the street? - Sesame Street."
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"She likes it a lot."
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"She, uh, loves elmo."
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"Elmo. God save us-- The Elmo era."
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"- Right? - Sesame Street was created"
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"to reflect the environment of the children watching it."
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"The complete self-absorption of Elmo"
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"Ours is a cultural ghetto. Wouldn't you agree?"
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"Yeah. She does like elmo."
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""Cultural ghetto"?"
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"- Completely. - Apt. Apt analysis, Robert."
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"The thing that I like about elmo"
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"is the tickling."
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"I should not be here."
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"I'm in the-- I was in the wrong--"
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"I'm...I'm sorry."
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"Uh, just picture me back there."
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"I-I was never here."
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"- Great group! Pizza party! - How is this a pizza party?"
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"Yeah, well that's just pizza."
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"You need at least one other element"
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"for it to be a party. Okay."
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"- What's that? - Fresh tomato,"
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"with a dollop of mozzarella cheese."
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"- That's pizza. - That's regular pizza."
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"What made you pick... This group?"
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"I just think you guys are winners,"
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"and I wanted to have lunch with you."
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"Well, what about the other guys?"
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"- Losers? Come on. - Oh, come on."
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"- Come on, come on. - No. Well..."
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"Ah, I knew it. Yes!"
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"Probably shouldn't have said that."
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"Aha-oo! Their interpretation of Margarita pizza."
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"Fans of classic pizza will be psyched."
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"Oh, text from Jim."
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""This is getting very weird."
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"Will explain later.""
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"Oh, text from Kevin."
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""Suck it, losers.""
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"that I'm in this group"
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"make anyone feel just a little bit better?"
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"Oh, this crust is sharp!"
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"I used to be young and cute"
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"and sort of funny, and..."
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"I could do those cute, little cartoons."
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"And everyone who came through here was like..."
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""Who's that receptionist? I like her.""
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"Now I'm just a fat mom. Yeah."
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"And you take one look at me"
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"Come here, Pam."
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"Chins up, okay?"
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"Bad joke."
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"Look around this room."
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"Does this look like a group of losers?"
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"Seriously."
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"Oh. Oh, God."
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"Oh!"
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"Hey, guys, we had so much fun. We had Margarita pizza."
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"We all hung out and got to know each other better."
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"How was your lunch?"
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"- Yeah? Yeah? - Oh, we did."
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"It was the best time."
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"And you know what?"
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"Now it's over. Back to work everyone."
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"You too, Andy."
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"I knew it."
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"I just knew, my whole life,"
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"that everyone was wrong about me--"
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"my parents, my teachers,"
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"my friends, the doctors--"
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"everyone."
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"an odd lunch."
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"Yeah, I'm fine."
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"Uh, it'll be fine. Just leave it in"
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"for 20 minutes."
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"- Loser. - Losers."
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