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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - The Grand Victorian (S01E01)

"Yep."
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"Why did I think it was Addison?"
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"It's a better name."
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"Uh, no way. Allison's classic."
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"Welp, good to see you."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Hey, um, why don't you come join us for a drink?"
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"No. I'm great."
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"Oh, come on. Just one drink."
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"Please."
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"I'll be mad if you don't."
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"Manager to the junior ball pit."
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"Manager to the junior BP, please."
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"Alright, I know I said I'd spend the rest of the night here,"
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"What could possibly be as important as the cowboy hat?"
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"Only eating the Mighty Moo"
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"Wait, did you say the Mighty Moo?"
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"Yeah."
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"That's a 32-ounce steak, 2 baked potatoes"
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"with all the fixings, a jumbo shrimp cocktail,"
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"and a roll. And a roll."
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"And Allison thought I couldn't finish it."
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"Ah. But I've got a plan."
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"I set an alarm on my phone to remind me to switch locations."
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"I just -- I need your help distracting Neil."
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"Yeah, I can do that."
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"we'll get the hat, we'll take the photo,"
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"and I can also win the steak-eating contest."
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"Order up for Neil."
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"You really think this is gonna work?"
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"Of course it'll work."
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"As long as I don't eat anything while I'm here."
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"Happy birthday, best buddy."
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"We ordered 36 of everything."
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"Just a book and a glass of wine."
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"So peaceful."
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"But I know I'd get too self-conscious."
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"God, I can't even go to a workout class alone."
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"Oh, well, no, I'm actually --"
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"He's just grabbing something from the car."
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"Oh, that's so nice."
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"I'd love to meet him."
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"Oh, Jenn, you would love him."
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"He is -- He is, uh, a lot of laughs."
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"Well, this is the only place in town for a real occasion, right?"
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"-Mm. -Sam and I had our -- our first date here."
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"It's our first time back in a while."
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"Hm. Makes me feel like I'm 17 again."
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"You could not pay me to go back to high school."
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"By the way, I love your blouse."
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"I mean, I'm always terrified to wear white."
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"Well, just Shout Wipes."
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"Little -- Little miracles."
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"So I'm just gonna, uh -- just -- little girls' room."
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"Hey, Kev, what gives?"
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"I know the Wing King of Worcester"
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"can't be stuffed already."
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"Maybe -- Maybe we should eat in shifts."
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"That way, one of us can always be out playing games."
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"Play games on an empty stomach?"
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"Leaving our Skee-Ball tosses weak, lifeless,"
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"and unable to reach the hundo hole?"
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"You're right."
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"We need to eat this stuff twice as fast as we normally do."
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"Come on, Wing King."
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"For the love of the game."
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"God, it's so good."
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"Hey, I'm Tammy."
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"I-I just popped by to say hello on my way to the restroom."
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"I also have to have to... piss."
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"So I had a thing. I didn't want to explain it."
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"It's not a big deal."
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"Are you drunk?"
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"No."
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"What the hell, Patty?"
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"Didn't you even hear me say that Nick is here tonight?"
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"Like, the Nick at Kevin's birthday party?"
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"What if he tries to do it here?"
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"Oh, don't be dramatic. He's not gonna do it here."
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"-That's crazy. -Yeah, well, Patty, he is crazy."
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"Yeah, and he got away with killing his stepdad."
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"He's crazy, not brain-dead."
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"He's not gonna do it in a restaurant full of witnesses."
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"Maybe I should talk to him."
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"that this is not what --Allison, no."
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"The guy got away with murder."
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"Stop pissing him off."
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"Okay."
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"If I just --"
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"Shut up."
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"It's up to him now."
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"You got what you wanted, right?"
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"Plane's taking off. You got your pilot."
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"I lied. Okay?"
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"I was terrified the entire flight,"
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"and now I'm starting to think that you chose the wrong pilot."
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"I chose?"
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"You made it clear you were doing this no matter what,"
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"so I made the best move that I could."
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"Now you're all shocked that it's a little bit messy."
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"Well, guess what, Allison. You're asking for messy."
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"You're begging for it."
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"No, no, no."
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"You're right. You're right."
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"I am the one taking dumb risks."
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"to the Worcester PD dart league or whatever the hell that is."
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"Okay, I -- I'm out with one cop,"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Detective Ridgeway is the one who's been"
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"coming around the salon, asking all those questions."
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"So you're getting drunk with her as a precaution, or --"
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"When she wanted to get together,"
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"I thought that she was gonna grill me again,"
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"but sh-she likes me."
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"So we can use that."
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"Is this a date?"
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"No."
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"Well, you just said that --It's not a real date."
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"It's just -- I-I think --"
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"it's just -- it's not a real date."
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