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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - The Grand Victorian (S01E01)

"This city, it needs me."
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"But most of all, do it for yourself."
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"-Yeah! Yeah! Whoo!"
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"You've got a Get Out of Jail Free card in this town"
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"I'm sorry I doubted you."
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"You just got to bring it back tomorrow"
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"Yeah."
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"I'm not sitting around, waiting for you to make your move, okay?"
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"It's too important. You do this?"
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"or you don't get the money."
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"On the next "Kevin Can F--- Himself"..."
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"Make it look like a robbery,"
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"and as soon as it's done, You'll get the money."
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"Your relationship to Kevin McRoberts."
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"I'm his wife."
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"you could think of who might want to hurt him?"
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"You realize we're not even at"
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"Previously on "Kevin Can F... Himself"Patty O'Connor?"
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"Detective Tammy Ridgeway, Worcester PD."
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"Yeah, you. We give her somebody different."
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"I'm actually good at doing terrible things to people."
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"I quit."
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"Gragh!"
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"And what are you doing next Friday? What?"
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"You must not have -heard of me. -I've heard of you."
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"Give me some pills, honey."
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"You know any -natural-born killers? -I think I might."
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"And just so you know, this isn't"
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"some random guy that we're asking you to..."
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"Don't get me wrong. He is an idiot."
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"But he is also manipulative and an asshole and --"
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"Shut up. Hm?"
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"How much?"
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"Seven grand. Cash."
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"And these."
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"As a down payment."
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"Oh, you guys got a picture or anything?"
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"-Allison, picture. -Oh, yes."
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"Yeah, um, I have a picture"
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"and, um, his name, his employer."
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"He does, uh, fiber-optic installation and maintenance."
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"And I managed to get my hand on his schedule"
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"for the next few weeks, although it's not exact"
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"because if you've ever waited around for a cable guy,"
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"you know --Shut up."
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"I just thought that it might help."
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"Let me see his picture."
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"the less specifics we know the better, right?"
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"Sure."
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"What kind of timeline we looking at?"
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"Soon? Y-Yeah."
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"Soon works. Don't contact me."
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"When it's done, you'll definitely know."
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"I'll come find you for payment."
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"So that's it?"
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"Oh, hey, you take care of Tammy?"
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"-Who? -Her and her partner are not letting this go,"
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"and it's starting to piss me off."
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"Yeah, I'm on it."
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"But after this, you and me, we good?"
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"You bet."
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"I'm nothing if not reasonable."
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"Jesus."
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"This is something out of a horror movie."
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"I mean, it feels like"
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"hands are reaching through the chair to squeeze my neck."
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"Really?"
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"I mean, it's tacky and awful,"
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"but I've never had a massage before."
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"I'm not sure this counts."
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"Ah, I feel like my body's been tense for years,"
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"and I can finally just relax."
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"Relax?"
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"After the meeting we just had?"
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"No, it's like the --"
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"the one time I was on a plane for a swim meet."
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"I was terrified."
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"Once we took off, I was totally calm"
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"because, once you're up there, it's done."
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"It's decided."
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"You either stay in the air or you fall,"
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"but either way, it's out of your hands"
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"and into the pilot's, you know?"
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"It's his responsibility."
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"You know, I don't love that Nick told me to shut up."
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"There aren't that many polite people"
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"who definitely murdered their stepdad and got away with it."
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"I guess."
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"We want the guy to be a little unhinged."
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"You're not really gonna buy one of these, are you?"
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"They're so expensive."
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"Well, I have no choice."
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"If I don't get this for Kevin's birthday,"
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"he's just gonna get it himself."
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"Said the only thing missing is a Robert Kraft setting"
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"and laughing his ass off."
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"Hey, what?"
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"Just --"
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"This is quite a present for a guy"
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"who got you a rubber-band ball on Valentine's."
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"He knew I was always losing my hair ties."
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"He thought they were rubber bands."
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"Almost thoughtful."
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"Alright, now it's getting fresh."
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"Whoa! Okay."
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"No buyer's remorse?"
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"No."
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"It's done."
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"I, uh -- I got him the brown leather chair."
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"'cause I also got him that ice-cream cake"
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"that he demanded even though he's lactose intolerant, so..."
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"Kevin's birthday -- always an event."
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"Oh, what do you mean, the two dinners he juggles every year?"
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"You know about that?"
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"Patty, he insists that we eat at the Vic House every year"
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"which happens to be right next door to Tricky Ricky's Fun Zone,"
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"and 10 minutes in, he says that he left something in the car"
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"So, yeah. Yeah, Patty, I know."
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"I-I just don't know why he bothers."
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"He wants you and Neil to think you're both his favorite,"
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