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Clips from Superstore - Spring Cleaning (S02E02)

"we're saving up for a wedding, and it's really expensive."
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"On your application, you said, uh,"
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"Um, Glenn is in charge of hiring."
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"S02E09 - Spring Cleaning Synced and corrected by hawken45"
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"What's up?"
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"Who apparently wasn't filled in about the dress code."
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"It's barely even wordplay."
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"- Was this BP or Mobil? - Oh, I don't-I don't remember."
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"Landscape. Dressed."
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"Do you feel good about how that just went?"
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"Normally, my girlfriends' dads love me."
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"I just took Naomi's dad to a train museum."
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"Jonah, relax. Glenn likes you."
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"Can we just get back to the scanning, though?"
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"Oh, I'll get back to it. Boom! Headshot."
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"What, this? Psh, not really... no."
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"Ha..."
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"No."
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"No."
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"Yeah, Carol is what we in the medical profession call a..."
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"Cuckoo."
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"Ooh, hey, let me know when you need, uh,"
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"refills on that skin stuff."
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"Um, no... you were thinking of Carol."
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"It's like... how are they gonna pay us so little"
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"Cheyenne, I have your change."
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"Great."
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"Brought you a cup of Joe."
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"Oh... oh, okay."
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"How 'bout we, uh... how about we eat together, you know?"
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"get to know each other. It'll be fun."
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"We'll have two beef quesadillas, please."
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"You got it."
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"Quesadilla."
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"to get to know each other outside of work."
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"Exactly."
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"- Ask me anything. - Uh, okay."
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"Um, yeah, four."
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"- Prison. - What?"
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"- Yeah, we're kind of a feeder. - Ugh, okay, um..."
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"Ooh, no."
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"My guess... it feels incredible."
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"Yeah, all that pressure to get their bods back"
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"- Yo, thanks for the info, Dr. S. - No problem."
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"You know what, actually, uh,"
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"I-I think we should probably head back."
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"Okay, explain to me the process"
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"Is that a solid oak table?"
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"Hey, no one's allowed in here."
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"Yeah, I got... I got lost and stuff, so..."
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"You know where they're gonna strike first?"
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"Yeah, what's up, truth?"
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"So I'm, like, thinking, like,"
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"I just talked to corporate, and they said"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"- It makes me so happy. - Glad to hear that."
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"The tie just makes me so happy, man."
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"The rest are just deterrents."
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"Oh, he's totally packing, right?"
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"Okay, sycamores... they grow in the Southern parts of Missouri."
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"I couldn't find the reference photos."
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"Uh, is he doing okay?"
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"I forgot you weren't a surv-head."
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"Yeah."
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"- and make a day out of it. - Yeah."
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"Uh, yeah, you know what, uh, I am all booked up this weekend."
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"I-I meant, like, um,"
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"I am booked up then too."
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"Absolutely. You have my word."
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"Okay."
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"who worked here didn't end up on drugs,"
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"Yeah, you think you've seen everyone naked."
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"Chocolate."
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"because of my relationship with my dad."
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"Um, Cheyenne..."
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"Whoa. Oh, hey, boo."
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"So our wedding would be sick as hell."
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"Should I go tell everybody?"
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"So, Bo, what makes you interested in a career at Cloud 9?"
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"Money."
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"Oh, sure, sure... money."
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"We've got the baby, and, you know,"
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"- Our theme is "Sick as Hell." - Oh."
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"Or maybe it's gonna be "Dope as Ass.""
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"We're still kinda deciding on that,"
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"- you know what I'm saying? But together. - Aww."
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"Okay, well, why don't you tell me a little bit about your work experience?"
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""DJ, player's player,""
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"and you drew a picture of a skateboard."
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"Yeah, that's my tag. It's what up."
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"Bo doesn't have a lot of work experience,"
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"- but he's a great dad... - Yeah."
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"And he's good with people."
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"Yo, and I roll the fattest Js, so..."
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"Okay, uh, where do you see yourself in the future?"
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"Future... okay. So for real,"
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"I've given this actually, like, a lot of thought."
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"there's no laws, and I'm the head of, like,"
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"this roving murder gang kinda thing,"
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"but my best friend is a robot."
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"He means... where do you see yourself at Cloud 9?"
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"Oh... yo, I'm not in this"
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"for long term at all, you know what I'm saying?"
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"I'm just here to make some paper, then bounce."
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"Yo, but don't tell that"
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"to the bozos in charge of hiring."
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"Oh, cool, okay."
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"Yeah, I'm here for a long time, so..."
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"Okay, let's give a warm first-day welcome"
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"Why does his middle finger look so weird?"
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"Oh, it's a penis. Ha, clever."
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"Bo, maybe you should change."
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"Change into what?"
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"Where am I supposed to find another shirt?"
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"We work in a store."
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"Okay, moving on."
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"Uh, today, we're gonna be spring cleaning,"
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"which is gonna be buckets of fun."
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"What? That's... that was funny."
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"No, it wasn't."
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