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Clips from South Park - Let Them Eat Goo (S23E23)

"Yeah, I got no customers now that a Tegridy Burger opened up."
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"Everyone want plant‐based food now."
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"What is Tegridy Burger?"
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"Yeah, here you look. Down the block."
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"Most popular place in town."
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"Hey!"
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"Hey, what about my Incredibly City Chicken?"
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"Whatchu doin', you sum bitch?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"I'm the biggest cattle rancher in South Park."
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"I made my livin' 62 odd years before you fancy plant growers"
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"done showed up and put me outta job!"
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"but this is called "evolution.""
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"I got 300 cows that the world has suddenly decided"
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"they got no use fer!"
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"What am I supposed to do with 'em ‐‐ Put em in a zoo?"
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"What they gonna do now, go start a cow circus?"
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"Go make some cow TV show?"
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"You are single handedly making cows extinct, you!"
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"You gotta plan for 'em all?! Fine!"
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"Come on! [ Whistles ]"
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"[ Cows moo ]"
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"Farmer: Come on! Yah! Come on!"
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"Yeah, don't worry. He cares about the environment."
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"So he can figure out what to do with you."
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"[ Chuckling ] Hey."
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"[Bleep] you."
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"No, [bleep] you, sum bitch!"
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"They're your problem now."
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"[ Burger wrapper crinkles ]"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"[ Groaning resumes ]"
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"Walk don't run, mm‐kay."
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"You know what today is, right?"
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"Butters, is something going on?"
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"Your lunch dances aren't the same."
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"Eric, I... I just hate lying to you."
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"I mean you've been in the hospital ‐‐ twice."
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"I feel guilty."
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"Incredible Meat."
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"No, Eric! See, there was this guy."
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"He's a goo man."
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"The [bleep] is a goo man?!"
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"[ Cows mooing ]"
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"Go on, shoo!"
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"[ Cows mooing ]"
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"I don't know what we're gonna do."
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"These cows are eating all our weed,"
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"They're gonna put us completely out of business."
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"Can't you find anyone else to take 'em?"
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"Nobody wants cows anymore!"
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"They're bad for climate change."
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"We gotta kill 'em. What?!"
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"They're ruining our burger business!"
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"We gotta kill all these cows!"
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"How are we gonna do that?"
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"Look, it's not gonna be easy."
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"It's not something anyone wants to do but..."
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"we're just gonna have to get really, really high."
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"[ Burgers sizzle ]"
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"♪♪♪"
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"[ Cow moos ]"
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"♪♪♪"
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"I've been in your town a little while now."
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"What I see is a community that is ready for change."
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"You see, I am a goo man."
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"What I serve in your school cafeteria"
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"is a synthetically‐modulated plant protein."
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"I have taken over nearly all"
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"the fast food restaurants here in town"
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"This my new regional manager, H. W."
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"It's Rick. Shut up, H. W."
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"You see, I'm trying to reach all the school cafeterias,"
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"all the stadiums, fast food restaurants,"
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"all the places that serve shitty food"
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"and serve shitty goo."
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"The goo for these kind of places is made in a factory."
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"It's made in a lab."
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"It's just down‐market goo."
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"[ Farting ]"
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"But I can tell people it's healthy and earth friendly,"
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"and I can send my goo through a network of pipes"
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"running all the way to the ocean."
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"So, that it can be eaten by people"
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"who eat crappy food anyway ‐‐ from coast to coast."
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"And that's what we have for school lunch now?"
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"But you see, It doesn't work"
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"unless I own all the crappy food places."
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"Mr. Rancher?"
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"Have you done what I've asked you to do?"
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"It's all done, sir. You'll have everything you need."
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"Me too. I need to have a word with the students at my school."
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"It has become the most popular burger in Colorado."
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"The plant‐based Tegridy Burger"
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"is changing the way people think about food."
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"and eating more ethical sustainable meat."
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"[ Tires screech, engine revs ]"
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"[ Tires screech, engine revs ]"
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"I'm standing now with Randy Marsh,"
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"the owner of Tegridy Burger,"
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"[ Cheers and applause ]"
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"Yeah, you know, we're all just ‐‐"
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"We're all just bein' healthy and ethical over here!"
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"Uh‐huh, and, Mr. Marsh,"
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"right now?! Huh?"
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"Students are coming forward,"
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"saying that Tegridy Farms is unethical and hypocritical."
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"That's right! Tegridy Burger is a fraud!"
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"We caught their farm on camera. Just take a look!"
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"We warn you, the following footage"
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"is graphic."
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"[ Crowd groans ]"
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"[ Randy laughing ]"
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"[ Cow moos ]"
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"Mr. Marsh, what do you have to say about these images?"
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"Oh, hey."
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"[Bleep] you!"
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"They were just ‐‐"
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"We didn't eat 'em!"
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"[ Crowd booing ]"
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