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Clips from South Park - Buddha Box (S22E22)

"Just what do you think you're doing?"
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"There are no boxes on your head in school."
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"Are you suffering from anxiety?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Oh, hey. I just needed to answer a couple e-mails really fast."
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"With a box on your head?"
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"I got one for you, too."
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"It's Buddha Box."
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"Look, you and I have been having a lot of problems."
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"Clearly what we both need"
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"is more quality, one-on-one time with our phones."
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"I don't need a box on my head to use the phone."
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"I'm sorry! I was trying to be helpful!"
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"All right, Riley, give that back to your brother."
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"Bailey, no."
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"Harper, don't -- Harp-er!"
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"[ Crying ]"
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"[ Crying stops ]"
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"♪ When there's something problematic ♪"
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"♪ Making things fun and gender neutral ♪"
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"This? Oh. It's a Cosmopolitan."
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"I know, I know. It's a pussy drink."
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"There's some PC Babies over there."
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"[ Crying continues ]"
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"Oh, great."
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"Come on, I didn't mean pussy drink"
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"as in female genitalia."
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"Okay, I'm sorry!"
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"I'll order a Black Russian!"
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"Oh, there's some PC Babies"
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"Fine. We'll take them off the menu."
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"Who's makin' a difference? Who's the future?"
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"[ Indistinct conversations ]"
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"[ Whistle blows ]"
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"What the fuck, dude?!"
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"What's going on?"
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"They just scored again, you fat fuck!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry!"
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"I'm sorry I'm dealing with my anxiety!"
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"Living with anxiety is awful, huh, Craig?"
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"Can we get another goalie, please?"
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"Yeah, because people with anxiety"
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"shouldn't be allowed to play sports, right, Kyle?"
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"You know, our world is dark and scary enough"
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"without people like you making us feel inferior."
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"Fuck this."
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"My parents didn't come here to watch their son lose"
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"Dad?"
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"It's okay. We're gonna find them."
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"You were on your phone, too."
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"You were on yours all morning!"
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"Because last I checked, you didn't even want me around"
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"as a partner to the PC Babies, even though I --"
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"Even though you need me to do shit for you"
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"every 10 fucking minutes."
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"You don't get to just say whatever you --"
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"Oh. Okay, cool. Fine with me."
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"I'm the one who has a fucking problem"
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"You know, usually, I'm afraid to tell you"
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"what I really think, but you wanna know something?"
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"You wanna --"
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"You wanna know what I really think?"
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"Anxiety can make you feel unable to cope."
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"We have to support our loved ones with their anxiety"
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"He barely even talks to me anymore!"
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"Well, because his anxiety makes him feel like"
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"That's why we must nurture our loved ones"
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"[ Chuckles ] That guy's such a douche."
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"Maybe you -- you wanna text him that?"
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"Oh, yeah, "B.J. and the Bear." That show was so dumb."
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"What kind of monkey was that anyway?"
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"What was that -- What was that monkey --"
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"Wait -- What the -- What the hell is this?"
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"Oh, God damn it!"
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"Mom, will you stop texting me, please? I'm trying to relax!"
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"Look, we're all just trying"
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"and it's like you're not listening."
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"to keep our anxiety under control!"
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"[ Laughs ] Yeah, that's pretty cool."
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"We can't keep buildin', sir."
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"Protestors? Who?"
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"Ugh, just a bunch of PC Babies"
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"who think building this thing is wrong."
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"All right! All right! What do you PC Babies want?"
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"I guess the state refused to finance"
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"and they see it as hypocritical."
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"God damn it!"
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"Crying continues ]"
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"All right, all right, just calm down, lady!"
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"You want to file a Missing-Persons report?"
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"No! No, we don't want to file anything specific."
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"We just need help finding some PC Babies."
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"PC Babies?"
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"They usually hang out at liberal arts colleges."
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"No, no, it's five specific PC Babies."
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"Tony, wasn't there a report"
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"of some PC Babies down at the Mexican border?"
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"No, no, these PC Babies wouldn't have gotten that far."
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"They can barely walk. I'm their mother."
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"[ Voice breaking ] S-strong..."
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"Okay. And you're the father?"
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"No! No!"
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"You think I took advantage of my position?!"
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"Those kids were born naturally by in-vitro fertilization! ...and I would never compromise that position!"
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"[ Telephone rings in distance ]"
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"We'll, uh... see what we can do."
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"[ Telephone rings in distance ]"
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"[ Indistinct shouting, laughter ]"
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"Go!"
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"What do you want?"
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"Go down the slide or get out of the way!"
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"You think I even want to be here, Kyle?"
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"My therapist told me I need to force myself"
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"to go out and do things to overcome my anxiety."
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"Oh! Oh, I see!"
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"Is that it, Kyle?"
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"Hey, everybody! Just so you know!"
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"Kyle thinks people with anxiety should just stay home!"
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"Yeah, I'm trying to come out of my shell,"
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"but Dr. Kyle here is just worried about his place in line."
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