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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Halloween II (S02E02)

Floorgasm is just a rudderless dance ship without you.

"Floorgasm is just a rudderless dance ship without you."

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I would've gone with Flock of Dumb-Dumbs.

"I would've gone with Flock of Dumb-Dumbs."

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I talked to the Captain.

"I talked to the Captain."

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We're all gonna pitch in and help you manage your time

"We're all gonna pitch in and help you manage your time"

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so you can pursue dance and school.

"so you can pursue dance and school."

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And I'd like to volunteer my time to tutor you for free.

"And I'd like to volunteer my time to tutor you for free."

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Mmm, hard pass on that,

"Mmm, hard pass on that,"

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but I do want to thank you guys for being so understanding and nice.

"but I do want to thank you guys for being so understanding and nice."

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It's time to dance.

"It's time to dance."

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and throw me up in the air like a pizza.

"and throw me up in the air like a pizza."

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Put your hands together for the dance duo,

"Put your hands together for the dance duo,"

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I did not agree to that name.

"I did not agree to that name."

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Attention boys and ghouls. Nope.

"Attention boys and ghouls. Nope."

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Every Halloween, I dress up in an amazing costume and you never get what I am.

"Every Halloween, I dress up in an amazing costume and you never get what I am."

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No, we get what you are. An adult man who enjoys dress up.

"No, we get what you are. An adult man who enjoys dress up."

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Very funny, Rosa.

"Very funny, Rosa."

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because you're going to pick my costume.

"because you're going to pick my costume."

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Ah, come on.

"Ah, come on."

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Uh, Ms. Pacman's nipple?

"Uh, Ms. Pacman's nipple?"

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No, that's brown.

"No, that's brown."

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Why would you know that?

"Why would you know that?"

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To be or not to be. Not to be.

"To be or not to be. Not to be."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Argh!

"Argh!"

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He-Man. Master of the Universe.

"He-Man. Master of the Universe."

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I got it. Gay Robin Hood.

"I got it. Gay Robin Hood."

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Yes, that's it.

"Yes, that's it."

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Oh, hey there, Captain.

"Oh, hey there, Captain."

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Just curious, do you happen to know what today is?

"Just curious, do you happen to know what today is?"

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Well, based on the fact that yesterday

"Well, based on the fact that yesterday"

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and a week ago was October 24th, I'd say today is...

"and a week ago was October 24th, I'd say today is..."

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All right. And what happened last Halloween?

"All right. And what happened last Halloween?"

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Oh, I listened to the CD I bought the night before

"Oh, I listened to the CD I bought the night before"

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Last year you bet me that you could steal my Medal of Valor.

"Last year you bet me that you could steal my Medal of Valor."

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And you did.

"And you did."

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Consequently, I was forced to do your paperwork for a week,

"Consequently, I was forced to do your paperwork for a week,"

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and to say words I thought I'd never have to say.

"and to say words I thought I'd never have to say."

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Jake Peralta is an amazing detective/genius.

"Jake Peralta is an amazing detective/genius."

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But now, it's time for round two of our Halloween bet.

"But now, it's time for round two of our Halloween bet."

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This year, I believe I'll make things more difficult for myself.

"This year, I believe I'll make things more difficult for myself."

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Or we could just not do it at all this year.

"Or we could just not do it at all this year."

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What?

"What?"

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Sir, with all due respect...

"Sir, with all due respect..."

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Come on, homie. No?

"Come on, homie. No?"

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It's not worth all the trouble,

"It's not worth all the trouble,"

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And give me one week of overtime for free.

"And give me one week of overtime for free."

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All right, fine. I'll double the overtime. I'll triple it. I'll quadruple it.

"All right, fine. I'll double the overtime. I'll triple it. I'll quadruple it."

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I will five-druple it. I'll five-druple the overtime.

"I will five-druple it. I'll five-druple the overtime."

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Just to clarify,

"Just to clarify,"

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if you steal my watch by midnight,

"if you steal my watch by midnight,"

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I will do your paperwork for a week.

"I will do your paperwork for a week."

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But if you fail, you will give me five weeks of overtime for free.

"But if you fail, you will give me five weeks of overtime for free."

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Correct.

"Correct."

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I'm doing a cost-benefit analysis in my head.

"I'm doing a cost-benefit analysis in my head."

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The benefits outweigh the costs.

"The benefits outweigh the costs."

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We have reached an accord. Accords!

"We have reached an accord. Accords!"

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Handing out these safety pumpkins to neighborhood kids

"Handing out these safety pumpkins to neighborhood kids"

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is a cornerstone in community relations.

"is a cornerstone in community relations."

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And putting them together is a boring stone in testing my patience.

"And putting them together is a boring stone in testing my patience."

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We can use an assembly line so it'll go quicker.

"We can use an assembly line so it'll go quicker."

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Oh, that's a great idea, Terrence.

"Oh, that's a great idea, Terrence."

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However, is there any way I can skip doing that

"However, is there any way I can skip doing that"

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I have an urgent matter to attend to.

"I have an urgent matter to attend to."

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Thank you. I'll leave you guys with this.

"Thank you. I'll leave you guys with this."

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One-duhl plus one-duhl

"One-duhl plus one-duhl"

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equals toodles.

"equals toodles."

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Seriously, Sarge? You're just gonna let her go?

"Seriously, Sarge? You're just gonna let her go?"

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Look, a year ago, I would've been thinking the same thing,

"Look, a year ago, I would've been thinking the same thing,"

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but I've learned to give her the benefit of the doubt.

"but I've learned to give her the benefit of the doubt."

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What kind of urgent matter could Gina possibly have to attend to?

"What kind of urgent matter could Gina possibly have to attend to?"

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Including my lip gloss. She said she looked better when I frowned.

"Including my lip gloss. She said she looked better when I frowned."

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I was behind the door.

"I was behind the door."

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Greetings, comrades,

"Greetings, comrades,"

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and welcome to the most important briefing of your lives.

"and welcome to the most important briefing of your lives."

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As you all know, the Holt-Peralta Halloween bet has been made,

"As you all know, the Holt-Peralta Halloween bet has been made,"

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and the clock doth tick.

"and the clock doth tick."

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What's with the tux?

"What's with the tux?"

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I decided to class up this year's event.

"I decided to class up this year's event."

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I bought it off a disgraced magician and it is

"I bought it off a disgraced magician and it is"

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chock full of scarves.

"chock full of scarves."

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What? How?

"What? How?"

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A real magician never tells, young man.

"A real magician never tells, young man."

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Now, let's get started. I've been planning this for three months.

"Now, let's get started. I've been planning this for three months."

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You've all been given a specific role and a codename.

"You've all been given a specific role and a codename."

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Rosa, you're The Dagger. Sarge, The Hammer.

"Rosa, you're The Dagger. Sarge, The Hammer."

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Amy, The Hall Monitor.

"Amy, The Hall Monitor."

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Scully and Hitchcock, I'll call you your real names so you don't get confused.

"Scully and Hitchcock, I'll call you your real names so you don't get confused."

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Smart. What?

"Smart. What?"

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And, Boyle, as requested, you will be The Deuce.

"And, Boyle, as requested, you will be The Deuce."

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Although, I still think you should reconsider that codename.

"Although, I still think you should reconsider that codename."

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It is not. It's a turd.

"It is not. It's a turd."

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so we will never get anywhere near his watch, but

"so we will never get anywhere near his watch, but"

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by Dan McCreary aka

"by Dan McCreary aka"

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Fingers.

"Fingers."

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How you doing?

"How you doing?"

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Call me Fingers.

"Call me Fingers."

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Hey, I remember this guy.

"Hey, I remember this guy."

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That's probably because you've arrested him twice for pick-pocketing.

"That's probably because you've arrested him twice for pick-pocketing."

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You have a criminal helping you? That's crazy.

"You have a criminal helping you? That's crazy."

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Grow up, Amy.

"Grow up, Amy."

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Now, we will all work together as a team to move the Captain into position.

"Now, we will all work together as a team to move the Captain into position."

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Once there, Fingers, loving that codename,

"Once there, Fingers, loving that codename,"

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will remove the Captain's watch and replace it with

"will remove the Captain's watch and replace it with"

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this replica watch.

"this replica watch."

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Oh, that is a very dead dove.

"Oh, that is a very dead dove."

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Ooh. All right.

"Ooh. All right."

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This replica watch.

"This replica watch."

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Whoa, that's our stuff.

"Whoa, that's our stuff."

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My croissant.

"My croissant."

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Check your breast pocket.

"Check your breast pocket."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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Let's win this bet.

"Let's win this bet."

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if you would like to attend the opera with me this eve.

"if you would like to attend the opera with me this eve."

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I'll pass,

"I'll pass,"

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choosing instead to stay in my locked office with my watch

"choosing instead to stay in my locked office with my watch"

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still safely on my wrist.

"still safely on my wrist."

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I had a feeling you might say that, thusfore,

"I had a feeling you might say that, thusfore,"

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I've decided to bring the opera

"I've decided to bring the opera"

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to you.

"to you."

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Hitchcock! Scully!

"Hitchcock! Scully!"

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