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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The D.E.N.N.I.S. System (S05E05)

"All women do this."
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"They certainly do. You got that right."
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"Once you bang 'em, you know- Like that."
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"Right. Right."
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"Which brings me to the first "N.""
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"Or you can slash her tires."
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"which is to create a fictional, angry neighbor who is threatening her..."
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"I'm watching you, you bitch. You're gonna die tonight!"
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"Oh, for Christ's sake! You're a complete sociopath!"
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"Now, if you've completed all the other steps properly up to this point,"
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"she'll naturally want to take the relationship to the next level."
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"Pull back, guys. Pull back."
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"Maybe that fictional, angry neighbor that you've simulated comes back,"
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"and this time you're not around to cool him off."
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"Hello?"
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"Welcome to hell!"
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"This will frighten the shit out of her."
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"Okay? And she'll start getting really mixed up because you're not there to protect her."
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"start questioning her- her self-esteem."
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""Inspire Hope.""
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"In Caylee's case, I went to her window and I screamed..."
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"I want to tell you that the reason I was distant is because..."
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"I was afraid that you were gonna break my heart..."
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"and I got scared."
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"But I'm not scared anymore, baby."
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"I love you. I need you."
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"You see, she thinks she's broken through my tough exterior..."
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"And then I slink out into the night,"
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"Yes, Mac. That's right."
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"I "S"..."
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""Separate Entirely.""
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"The D.E.N.N.I.S. System."
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"Yeah! All right! Good stuff."
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"Better than I remember it. Oh, good!"
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"Are you kidding me? You are not winning their hearts."
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"You're torturing them and they end up hating you."
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"And you set it up so you can get these chicks back at any time?"
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"That's exactly right, Charlie. You're really picking up on this. I'm proud of you, bud."
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"There is no way that girl is gonna come back to you after what you just put her through."
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"I 100% guarantee you this girl's finished with you."
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"Well, I take that as a challenge, Dee, and I accept that challenge."
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"This is what men do! This is what men do! Yeah!"
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"This is man stuff, Dee! Man stuff!"
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"- This is what men- - Yee-hoo!"
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"Aah-aah-aah!"
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"You're probably getting D.E.N.N.I.S. 'd right now by that new boyfriend of yours,"
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"What boyfriend? She don't have a boyfriend! Yes, I do! Ben."
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"You know, the online soldier that I met. We're back together now."
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"He's in the car right now. I told him to wait for me."
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"Yeah. I told him to wait for me. He kinda does whatever I say. It's pretty great."
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"Why'd you tell him to do it with the windows up? That's cruel. The engine's not even on."
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"I didn't. I just didn't tell him to do it with the windows down. He's not the smartest, but..."
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"Dee, it's, like, 100 degrees outside."
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"Well, I mean, of course we've engaged physically."
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"Look at that body. It is stupid."
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"But that doesn't mean that he's pulling some sort of a system."
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"Hey, guys! Hey- Hey, Dee! I didn't see you there. Are you almost done?"
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"Yeah. Yeah. I got caught up in a story. But I'll be done pretty soon."
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"O-O-Okay. Well, do you want me to come in?"
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"No. No, I don't. No. You just- You just stay where you are."
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"You know what? I'll text you when I'm wrapping up."
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"See you, fellas. Okay. Good. See you, man."
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"He's just- I told him to sit..."
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"- Hey, Caylee. - What do you want?"
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"Listen, before you say anything,"
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"and it's got me in a really bad place."
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"I just..."
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"I don't know what I would do if she died."
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"I don't think your grandmother exists, Dennis."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"Oh. No- Yeah, he doesn't- He's not based in Philly."
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"No, it says Philadelphia right there. Oh. Yeah- No, that..."
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"I'm gonna call him because if he's still giving people prescriptions on that pad,"
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"those people could get in a lot of trouble."
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"Oh! Whoa! What the hell are you doing here?"
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"Dude, I'm trying to re-D.E.N.N.I.S. This chick so I can shove it in Dee's face."
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"What is this "swooping in" business?"
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"I wait till you're done with them."
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"You been humping these girls after I'm done with them? Oh, yeah, dude."
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"I come in as the sensitive, intellectual type."
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"I thought you were just my wing man though. No. No."
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"What's taking you so long?"
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"Wait, wait, wait! You have a system where you come in after Mac?"
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"You should see him feast. He's like a mantis. It's amazing."
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"Oh, that's good. Call me that from now on."
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"Mantis. No!"
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"Nobody's calling you Man- Look, you guys gotta back off, okay?"
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"I'm trying to re-D.E.N.N.I.S. This chick. No, you back off!"
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"We gotta stick with it. Just let him do his thing."
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"Then we'll come in for seconds and scraps. Back off."
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"Get out. Just play it cool."
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"Before she sees you. Hurry up, though, because..."
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"Magnum condoms and a wad of hundreds. Idiot."
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"This is so exciting. You're gonna love this."
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"And off with the- Okay, here we are!"
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"I set up a picnic for us!"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"You bring me out here to some landfill in the middle of nowhere,"
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"you blindfold me so I have no idea where I am..."
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"I'll go all by myself. I'll take the bus. Okay."
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"- Here, take my boots. - Stop it! Stop trying to make me depend on you, okay?"
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"I'm fine all by myself, buddy! I'm doing just fine by myself."
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"Oh, my God! Are you okay?"
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"I'm fine!"
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"Well, just stay there. I'm gonna come down to help."
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"Leave me alone! I won't give you the satisfaction!"
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"I don't need anybody!"
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"Where are you going?"
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"Oh, what the hell!"
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"- Oh, what the hell, Charlie! - Oh, hey! Look who's home!"
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"Uh- Hang on a second. What you doing there? I'm calling the police."
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"Oh, no! You don't have to call the police. Check it out."
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"I'm here just to fix your garbage disposal."
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"Is that a bag of hair in your hand, Charlie?"
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"Okay. Okay! Let's start over. We're getting way of topic here."
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"by fixing your garbage disposal."
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"Are you sure? 'Cause your garbage disposal's a mess. Pretty sure."
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"It's way worse than when I got here. I think you should get out."
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"All right. I like this blouse you're wearing. That's nice. Is that new?"
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"This is my uniform that I have to wear for my other job, and it's ugly."
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