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Clips from Umbrella Academy - Valhalla (S02E02)

"is we brought the end of the world back here with us."
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"Oh, my God, again?"
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"All of you knew?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"My cult is gonna be so pissed. Five!"
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"I told them we had until 2019."
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"We have until Monday. We have six days."
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"Is it Vanya?"
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"-Klaus. -[Klaus] What? It's usually Vanya."
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"[Five] Yeah, we have one."
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"-That's him? -[Diego] Standing on the grassy knoll."
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"Diego and I have been trying to talk to Dad about what exactly this means."
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"-So far, we've got nothing. -Not nothing."
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"-He's planning to kill Kennedy. -[Five] Maybe."
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"But we don't know who or what sets doomsday in motion."
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"Could be Kennedy, could be something entirely independent."
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"But if we know something changes the timeline, we have to make it right."
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"Yeah, but how, if we don't know what's broken?"
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"[Diego] Come on. Do the math."
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"We know Dad's having shady-ass meetings with some shady-ass people."
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"So I think we all know what we have to do."
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"None of us are supposed to be here, right?"
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"I mean, what if it's us?"
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"Has anyone here done anything to screw up the timeline?"
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"-Diego's been stalking Lee Harvey Oswald. -And you're working for Jack Ruby."
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"Allison has been very involved in local politics."
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"-Okay, you started a cult. -Thank you!"
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"-I'm... I'm just a... a nanny on a farm. -[growls, hisses]"
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"I don't have anything to do with all of that."
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"Well, maybe you do, we just don't know it yet."
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"[Diego whistles sharply]"
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"Listen to yourselves."
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"Everything in our new lives is connected to Kennedy."
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"That can't be a coincidence."
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"Luther works for Ruby, Allison is protesting the government,"
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"doing something weird and pervy but probably related."
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"See, clearly,"
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"we were all sent back here for one special reason:"
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"saving John Fitzgerald Kennedy."
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"[overlapping arguments]"
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"[arguments continue]"
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"-[Diego] This is bigger than all of us. -[Five] Guys, you all die."
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"I was there. I saw it."
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"I saw Russian nukes vaporize the world with all of you in it..."
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"in a war that never happened until we brought it here."
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"And Hazel gave his life to save us,"
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"so you may need to shut up and just listen to me."
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"I don't know if the things we've experienced here are all connected."
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"I don't know if there's a reason for everything."
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"But Dad will."
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"We need to talk to him before everyone and everything we know is dead."
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"Okay, I'm out. [sighing]"
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"Did you even hear me, Luther?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I did."
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"Well, you can count me out."
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"It's time we all grew the hell up."
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"-[Vanya] Luther! -Come back."
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"[Luther sighs]"
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"No one leaves until we figure this out."
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"[Five grunting]"
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"Son of a bitch."
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"You know, I could really go for some tacos right now. Allison?"
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"You know those guys."
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"I mean, it could take forever for them to bro it out."
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"Vanya, tacos?"
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"[scoffs] I mean, there's only one way to find out, right? [snaps fingers]"
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"-[Allison] Sure is. -[Klaus] Let's go!"
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"I've missed you all..."
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"so much."
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"[sighs]"
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"-What's going on with you, big boy? -Ugh, leave me alone, Diego."
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"Huh? So, what, you're just gonna sucker punch Five and haul ass, huh?"
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"Look, maybe trying to stop doomsday is exactly what starts it."
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"-Did you ever think of that? -Oh, so we do nothing?"
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"Since when are you a quitter?"
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"[scoffs] Maybe. I don't know, I mean, we're all crazy where Dad's concerned."
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"Oh, I'm not."
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"So why can't you leave JFK alone, hmm?"
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"I'm a hero."
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"No, Dad told you you're a hero."
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"Right? He told all of us."
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"But what if he lied?"
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"What if we're just a bunch of freaks who have no business"
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"-changing the world for everyone else? -No, everyone changes the world, Luther."
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"And it's scary, but that's kinda the deal."
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"You know, you are so goddamn big,"
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"sometimes I forget what a sensitive bastard you are."
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"-We're on the right path. -Oh, yeah? How do you know?"
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"There's a long, black car that's been following us since we left Elliott's."
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"Six o'clock."
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""...request the pleasure of your company for a light supper"
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"on the 20th of November, 1963, half past seven o'clock,"
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"1624 Magnolia Street.""
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"A "light" supper?"
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"♪ Hey Da Da, hey Da Da... ♪"
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"[Allison growls, chuckles]"
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"I mean, one thing goes wrong, and he's on a warpath."
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"I mean, doesn't know who I am?"
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"-You just can't handle it. -Pew, pew."
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"-[Allison] I'm protecting him. -Pew, pew."
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"-[soft slap] -[Klaus] Ow. From what?"
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"The end of the world, for one."
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"Is the world really gonna end in six days?"
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"-Wouldn't that be weird? -What?"
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"-[Allison] Eww. -[Klaus] Oh!"
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""Oh, eww! Eww!""
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"-[kissing sounds] -We have never even kissed."
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"Yeah, but you guys were making little sick moon-dog eyes at each other"
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"all through puberty and breakfasts and all that."
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""Technically"? If you have to word... use the word "technically,""
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"you're already in trouble."
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"-[giggling] -Okay, can... can we focus?"
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"I mean, clearly we're not saving the world tonight, but maybe, maybe,"
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"we could at least try to save my marriage."
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"No, because that's like..."
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"that's like asking a nun how to hump someone's leg."
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"I mean, who in this room knows shit about relationships? This one?"
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"In secret love with some farm Frau."
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"-Her name's Sissy. -Which is an improvement"
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"on her previous love interest,"
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