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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Insufficient Praise (S10E10)

"(door closes)"
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"-because that's what I'm paid, but I would have cried-- -Did somebody pay you?"
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"Get-- Leave my--"
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"(honking)"
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"Carol, no! Carol!"
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"(doorbell rings)"
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"Enjoy."
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"♪ ♪"
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"LEON: Ooh!"
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"I'm having a surprise party for Jeff for his birthday."
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"-People hate surprise parties. -No, no, no, no."
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"-That's fun? That's fun? -Yes."
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"-(MOANS) -Nobody's doing..."
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"MAN: Why did you pass me?"
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"(theme music playing)"
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"Larry: Hey!"
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"-Look what I got. -Wow."
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"My old glove. Oh, baby doll."
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"-I had this when I was eight years old. -Wow, man."
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"-Shit. -Never should have played the infield."
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"-I don't know why I did. -Yeah, man."
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"Yeah. Shortstop. I can't play short."
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"-Nah. -I ran home, I'd go home crying."
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"It's hard playing infield with polio, you know?"
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"Well, you know what? I'm throwing it out."
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"Do you believe all this shit my parents saved?"
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"I'm getting rid of all of it. I can't stand it anymore."
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"Should drop this shit off at a nursing home."
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"-Oh. Look at this thing. -Oh, fuck."
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"-My mother's mink stole. -Shh..."
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"-Ooh, she loved this stole. -Wow."
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"-Fuckin' beautiful. -Yeah. I can't throw this out."
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"Those are making a big comeback, too."
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"-Comeback? -Yeah."
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"See, when they wore those things,"
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"ladies and gentlemen carried themselves a certain way."
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"All the, all the guys called the ladies "toots." "Hey, toots.""
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"And the girls would go, "Poo-poo-be-doop." ♪ Poo-poo-be-doop ♪"
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"-That's how they did it back in the day. -What does that even mean?"
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"-Why would they say, "Poo-poo-be-doop"? -It's a cute thing."
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"It gets a rise out of guys and shit."
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"♪ Poo-poo-be-doop ♪"
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"That would get a rise out of you? A woman going,"
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"-"Poo-poo-be-doop"? -Fuck, yeah."
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"-If I lived in the fuckin' '40s... -Yeah."
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"...and some girl said, ♪ Poo-poo-be-doop ♪"
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"-I'd know I'm tappin' that ass. -(phone beeps)"
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"Ah. A text from Jeff."
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"He's got-- You know Clive Owen? He's a new client?"
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"-Yeah, yeah. -He's in previews now,"
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"and I'm going to his show tonight. It's a one-man show."
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"-I love that motherfucker-- -Yeah. He's like lost at sea or something."
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"Oh, Jeff's very excited, 'cause, you know,"
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"he signed Clive Owen, he's a big deal."
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"-Big fuckin' deal, man. Clive Owen, man. -(doorbell rings)"
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"-I love that fuckin' dude, man. -Let me get that."
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"All right."
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"Must have been nice."
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"Tappin' that ass back in the days."
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"Fuckin' in black and white."
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"Hey. Larry. Got a package for you."
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"Have a nice day."
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"(sighs)"
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"-Hey. -Leon: Trying to work me today, man."
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"I got a package from discreet shipping."
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"(Leon laughing)"
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"-Oh, shit. -An inflatable sex doll."
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"-Wow. -Huh? Is this your handiwork?"
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"Nah. That shit is old-school."
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"That's like Mary Ann from fuckin' Gilligan's Island."
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"Oh. You know who sent this? Freddy Funkhouser."
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"It's Marty's half-brother."
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"-What is this? Is this a joke? -Yeah."
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"It's an old-school joke right here, man."
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"The new ones, they got one that's sensitive around the fuckin' neck."
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"You could put hickeys on that motherfucker if you wanted to, man."
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"-I'm glad they're working on it. -You should, it's fucking fabulous."
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"-It's a mess. -Yeah."
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"-So just throw this box out, will ya? -Ha-ha-ha."
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"-Will you take care of that? Huh? -I got it, man."
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"-So, bathroom's gonna be over there. -Yeah. Yep."
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"-Two urinals. -Mm-hmm."
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"-You wanna redesign a urinal? -Yeah. Exactly."
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"The splashing, the puddles-- that has to be eliminated."
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"-It's a big issue. Yeah. -Okay."
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"What I wanted, I want"
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"-two planks about this wide. -Okay."
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"-Going up, you walk up to the urinal. I'm walking-- -You want it elevated?"
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"-Elevated planks. Your feet never touch the ground. -Right."
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"-Why? -That's where the puddles are."
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"What if they get urine on the planks?"
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"Well, that can't happen,"
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"because of this."
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"That, my friend, is the pee cube."
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"-The pee cube? -Yes."
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"You pee into the cube, and there's a chute that goes down."
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"Maybe we can get a-- create a vacuum or something,"
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"sucking the urine down the chute."
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"-And then, so, two of these? -Yeah."
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"And then on the other side, I'll put two or three floor toilets. Correct?"
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"No, there's no toilets."
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"There's no defecation here."
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"If a customer comes in here and does want to defecate..."
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"-Mm. -...what do you expect them to do?"
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"-I expect them to go someplace else. -Okay. So..."
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"Look, there's no defecation in the building."
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"You want me to make it so they can't?"
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"Could you do that?"
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"I could put a sensor on there that detects a penis."
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"-A little, um, penis sensor, if you will. -Really?"
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"We can make it voice-activated. It'll go..."
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"Doot-doot-doot. "Penis detected." Woot."
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"The door will open up, and then once the man is done,"
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"doot-doot-doot. Woot. Slide down."
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"-That's terrific. -Hello, Larry."
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"I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Ted Danson."
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"Mr. Danson has just become"
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"the newest financial backer"
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"of Mocha Joe's cafe."
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"Well..."
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