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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Loretta Lynn (S03E03)

"- Well, what are we going to use then? - [steam hissing]"
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"It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Miss Loretta Lynn."
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"OK, let's got this way, put this over here. This way."
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪"
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"There's one coming now."
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"[applause]"
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"The, uh... Well, the answer is... yes."
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"Oh. Wonderful. OK, ladies and gentlemen, here she is."
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"♪ You don't see no city when you look at me ♪"
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"♪ I said a wedding band ♪"
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"- ♪ If you're looking at me ♪ - Yeah, tell 'em."
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"Abe, Bernie, get out there, you guys."
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"[cup crashing]"
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"Anyway, the show's going great."
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"I mean, so a train goes by once in a while."
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"- [train approaching] - [both screaming]"
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"- [♪ All Alone] - [sighs]"
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"I'm performing. Do you mind?"
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"[phone ringing]"
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"Oh, oh."
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"[groaning]"
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"Nobody will bother you here. This car is out of service."
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"[steam hissing]"
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"- Scooter? Scooter? - Boss! Where you going?"
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"- I don't know. - Pittsburgh."
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"Gonzo!"
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"OK, boss, you can trust me."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Fozzie Bear!"
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"[silence]"
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"You know, for a teenager, you're very mature."
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"Mm-hmm. I cut myself both times."
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"Oh, let's see. Humorless man..."
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"You are, fathead."
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"These folks are dancing and telling jokes."
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"- What is it? - Ow! My feet are killing me."
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"Uh, this is ridiculous, Gonzo."
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"I just want it to take me back to the station."
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"I don't believe this. He's gonna sing?"
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"♪ To renew old memories ♪"
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"Forget about renewing your memories. Worry about renewing your contract."
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"♪ I've got my bag I've got my reservation ♪"
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"- ♪ Seven ♪ - ♪ Seven ♪"
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"♪ Never thought my heart could be so yearning ♪"
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"- Come on, Gonzo, move this thing. - All right. OK."
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"Here we go."
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"- [gibberish] - Faster."
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"We gotta get there."
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"Cluck. Tweet tweet."
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"Yeah, well, we like it too."
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"Oh, she's here in her dressing room."
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"♪ Oh, lonesome me ♪"
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"♪ I'll bet she's not like me ♪"
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"♪ She's out and fancy free ♪"
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"♪ Flirting with the boys with all her charm ♪"
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"♪ But I still love her so ♪"
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"♪ Ohhhhh ♪"
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"[howling]"
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"The continuing story of a quack that's gone to the dogs"
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"- You mean sympathy. - He's not getting any of that either."
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"He keeps saying the same thing over and over."
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"- He's gaining on us. Hurry up. - Faster! Faster!"
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"Three escaped chickens broke into the railroad telegraph office today"
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"They were later recaptured,"
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"- Have you heard anything from Kermit? - No, not yet."
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"But I can't remember it."
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"Stand by for the rhyming song."
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"♪ 'Cause I ate some beans and grapes ♪"
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"Sing."
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"♪ The rhyming song ♪"
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"- ♪ What do we do now? ♪ - ♪ I don't know ♪"
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"What? Hit by a train?"
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"- Why? - It needs a lot of scenery."
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"Boy, chief, you got a way with words."
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"♪ Liz flies all the way to France ♪"
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"♪ And the White House social season ♪"
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"♪ Should be glittering and gay ♪"
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"♪ One of them is talkin' and one is crawlin' ♪"
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"♪ A real fine game to play ♪"
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"♪ You may change your world tomorrow ♪"
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"♪ One needs a-spanking And one needs a-hugging ♪"
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"Oh, OK, OK, OK, I'm here, I'm here."
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"I'm as right as I can be after being nearly hit by a train"
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"You forgot about the dogs."
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"It's been weird, but tonight did have one big advantage"
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"I want you to know I really had a great time on your show."
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"Oh, that's good but we better get out of here before a train comes."
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"Well, what does the sign say?"
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"Gonzo!"
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"- [bell dinging] - Loretta Lynn?"
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"Loretta Lynn? 15 seconds to curtain, Miss Lynn."
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"Kermit said you'd meet me here at the train station."
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"- Here I am. - Terrific. Where's the theater?"
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"- Oh, uh, bad news, Loretta. - What?"
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"We can't use the Muppet theater tonight."
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"Platform two."
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"- Music. - [theme music]"
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"- Can I see your ticket? - Huh?"
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"Hey, you know who's conducting? The conductor."
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights ♪"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on the railroad track tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to make up scenery ♪"
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"♪ Let's hope we do it right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational ♪"
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"♪ This week's sort of railroad-stational ♪"
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"[train whistle blowing]"
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you and welcome again to The Muppet Show."
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"Our very special guest star tonight is the most awarded lady in country music,"
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"Miss Loretta Lynn."
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"But first I think I owe you an explanation about tonight's show."
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"You see, the regular Muppet theater is being fumigated"
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"and we had to find another place to do the show."
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"- What is it, Gonzo? - Better hurry."
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"[train roaring]"
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"...or nearly deserted train station."
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"Oh, it's Loretta Lynn."
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"Is it really true we're doing the show from the station here?"
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"Well, uh, Loretta, that is a very difficult question."
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"And, uh, the, uh..."
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"Well, don't worry about it 'cause us country singers can sing anywhere."
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