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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Roy Rogers and Dale Evans (S03E03)

"Hey, who's responsible for these crummy cows?"
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"Some fella by the name of Rogers ordered 'em, shorty."
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"Well, Rogers, Roy. Well, uh..."
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"The little darlings are always welcome."
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"Roy said he wanted something special for the closing number."
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"Speaking of that, I have to introduce his opening number."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Kermit, what the...?"
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"What are these cows here for?"
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"Well, they're apparently for Roy and Dale's closing number."
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"[laughing]"
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"Say, what are they singing, Catch a Falling Steer?"
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"Or If Heifer I Should Leave You?"
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"Stop, stop, stop, stop!"
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"I can take the cows but not the cow jokes."
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"What about the Moooo River?"
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"Ha ha!"
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"It's not often that things get any better around here."
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"So, brace yourselves for thing to get grand"
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"right now, because ladies and gentlemen,"
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"here he is, the king of the cowboys, Roy Rogers!"
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"This is a story about one of the roughest, toughest,"
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"meanest buckin' horses that ever jumped out of a chute,"
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"by the name of old Skyball Paint."
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"♪ Now, old Skyball Paint was the devil's saint ♪"
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"♪ His eyes were a fiery red ♪"
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"♪ Good men have tried this horse to ride ♪"
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"♪ Now, I won't brag but boy, I rode that nag ♪"
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"♪ Till his blood began to boil ♪"
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"♪ Then I hit the ground ♪"
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"♪ And ate three pound of good old Texas soil ♪"
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"♪ Singing hi-ho whoopee ti yo ♪"
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"♪ Ride him high and down you go Sons of the western soil ♪"
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"♪ Singing hi-ho whoopee ti yo ♪"
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"[yodeling]"
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"[continues yodeling]"
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"[Muppets vocalizing]"
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"♪ I swore by heck I'd break his neck ♪"
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"♪ I threw my noose on an old cayuse ♪"
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"♪ He turned around and soon I found ♪"
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"♪ His head where his tail should be ♪"
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"♪ I says, said I, perhaps he's shy ♪"
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"♪ Or he just don't care for me ♪"
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"♪ Singing hi-ho whoopee ti yo ♪"
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"♪ Singing hi-ho whoopee ti yo ♪"
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"♪ Ride him high and down you go Sons of the western soil ♪"
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"[Muppets vocalizing]"
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"[yodeling]"
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"♪ Upon old Sheriff Jim ♪"
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"♪ For a hoot and a holler and a counterfeit dollar ♪"
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"♪ I sold that nag to him ♪"
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"♪ in Sky Ball s leather chair ♪"
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"♪ Old Jim will not be there ♪"
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"♪ Singing hi-ho whoopee ti yo ♪"
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"♪ Ride him high and down you go Sons of the western soil ♪"
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"♪ Ride him high and down you go ♪"
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"♪ Sons of the western soil ♪"
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"[yodeling]"
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"[continues yodeling]"
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"[lower tempo yodeling]"
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"♪ Sons of the western soil ♪"
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"That Roy Rogers is one good singer."
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"Yep, but if he does any of those rope tricks, I'm leaving."
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"[laughing]"
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"Move it out, Bossie, move it out."
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"Hey, Link, what are you doing hanging out backstage?"
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"Those nasty cowboys threw me out of my dressing room."
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"They just barged in."
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"Well, tell them to move it out."
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"Get tough with them, Linky, babe."
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"I tried."
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"and welcome to the Wild World of Muppet Sports."
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"And you're just in time for the deciding throw"
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"in the horseshoe pitch."
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"As usual, I'm here on the spot."
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"Ahh!"
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"Oh! [laughs]"
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"I forgot to take the horseshoes off the horse."
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"[laughing]"
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"Let's put this show out of its misery."
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"[laughing]"
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"but his lady is with us, too. Here she is, Miss Dale Evans."
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"OK, do you think you can remember where to come in?"
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"OK, let's begin."
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"All right."
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"♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪"
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"♪ The prairie sky is wide and high ♪"
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"♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪"
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"Well, you're not exactly the sons of the pioneers,"
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"but you get the rhythm."
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"♪ The sage in bloom is like perfume ♪"
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"♪ It reminds me of the one I love ♪"
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"♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪"
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"You know, children, that's just great."
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"Let's do this again, but let's change it, OK?"
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"Suppose instead of clapping,"
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"we make a sound like what I'm singing about."
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"You think you can do that?"
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"We'll start first with a coyote."
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"What's a coyote?"
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"Well, kind of like a dog."
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"You'll hear it. Now, listen real carefully."
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"♪ The coyote's wail along the trail ♪"
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"- [howling] - ♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪"
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"♪ The horses all neigh and they munch their hay ♪"
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"- [neighing] - ♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪"
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"- Yip-yip-yeah! - ♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪"
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"- [crying loudly] - I didn't mean you to bawl, dear."
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"Oh, honey, no. No, no, like this."
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"Ahh. Like that."
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"No, no, OK. Aw, you're so cute."
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"and take you home with me to Texas."
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"What's a Texas?"
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"What's a Texas! Well!"
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"- ♪ Deep in the heart ♪ - ♪ Deep in the heart ♪"
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"- ♪ Deep in the heart ♪ - ♪ Deep in the heart ♪"
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"♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪"
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"You know, Tex, I love the life out here."
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"Oh, yes, I love the desert and I love the mountains."
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