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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Kill Me Now (S01E01)

"I fixed the peach sauce."
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"You did it, babe. You got in."
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"I want to be actively involved in your life."
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"She is my daughter. And I decide how we live, not you."
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"- I just wanna get the rules straight. - Oh, boy."
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"I have a lot to do in a day, Lorelai."
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"- Lorelai I. - I thought mom was the first."
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"and she was also world-famous for her masquerade balls."
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"She was quite a woman, my mother."
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"Yes, and why don't you bring Sarah out here with you?"
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"He could take you there on Sunday. It's perfect."
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"What is so important that can't wait for cake?"
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"- Force Rory and Dad to go golfing. - I'm not forcing anybody."
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"- I'm not afraid. - Then let her go."
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"Of course it's about me."
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"You're just gonna twist it all around."
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"I was the only one in the family with that gift."
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"Fine."
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"and land in a pool of alcohol than go to the club with you."
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"Now, go away. My Advil is wearing off."
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"and a masseuse who bears a remarkable resemblance to Antonio Banderas."
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"- How remarkable? - Get ready to applaud."
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"- Do you stage these events to torture me? - Yes."
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"- Job well done. - Okay, let's start again. Any problems?"
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"- Maybe they made a run for it. - Somebody got stood up at prom."
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"She'll be here."
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"- This whole thing is absurd. - She's your granddaughter."
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"Are we clear?"
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"You bet."
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"- Wow. - Yes."
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"- happened right here on this lawn? - Really?"
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"and swing it cleanly through the ball."
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"Try that again."
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"- I know... - I did. I wrote it down, I got a copy."
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"I should make some kiwi ice cream."
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"- Just one? - No."
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"How about a Polaroid?"
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"Come quick and settle it, please."
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"- It's my party. - Just 'cause..."
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"I can't do it anymore. Get me a cab."
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"- That's very impressive. - I'm very good at observing people..."
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"and he sees his wife naked, but it's not his wife..."
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"it's his naked sister-in-law, and he has sex with her."
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"The most odious woman alive."
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"- We'll meet back here in 40 minutes? - Okay."
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"Actually, Rory just started Chilton."
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"Oh, great."
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"- I hate the swans. - These particular swans?"
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"Why would they? From what you've told me..."
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"Good God, he's my broker."
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"I don't think one will affect the other."
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"- Call me Ed. - You can call me Ed, too."
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"4.0 grade point average."
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"She's going to Fez someday."
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"- Right. Go. - Okay."
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"With all the other devastators of our land."
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"Luke, I'm really sorry. I didn't know."
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"- I also got my deviated septum from you. - Hey, focus on the flair."
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"- Are you sure? - Please just take the phone. Thank you."
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"'cause I thought it would make me cool? Finally get me in with the in-crowd?"
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"- So, you talked to Grandpa today? - What?"
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"- And he just called to tell you? - Yeah. Why?"
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"It's my favorite sweater, too."
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"Now it's gonna be stretched out, like everything you borrow."
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"- That is not true. - Yes, it is."
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"I understand. If somebody breathes too hard on my paring knife..."
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"- Yeah, that's gotta hurt. - She should have fun."
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"See, I'm bad at advice talks."
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"Hey, watch it!"
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"Are you okay?"
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"- Come on, Jackson! - No!"
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"- No, I'm trying to hydrate you. - I'm fine, thanks."
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"- I'm sorry. - It's okay."
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"so you could run around and mess it up. Now you sit and be still."
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"- I've never heard of blueberry shortcake. - It's a Stars Hollow specialty."
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"Sorry. You were just doing that staring thing."
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"She's in a good mood tonight."
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"all her really good friends are gone."
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"Not only did I find that copy of Mencken's Chrestomathy we discussed..."
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"Previously on Gilmore Girls."
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"Independence Inn. Michel speaking."
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"Let Michel look at your French paper before you go."
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"- Excuse me. - That'd be great."
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"- What's going on? - Open it."
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"- I'm gonna be in a Britney Spears video? - You're going to Chilton! Sorry."
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"I told Mom you're changing schools."
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"- Was she thrilled? - The party's on Friday."
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"I got the invoice for your enrollment fee."
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"Wow, that is a lot of zeros behind that five."
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"- So, you need money. - It's not for me. It's for Rory."
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"Since we are now financially involved in your life..."
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"Ms. Gilmore, I'm Headmaster Charleston."
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"Mom, what are you doing here?"
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"I came to wish my granddaughter luck on her first day of school."
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"I'm allowed to pay for it but not set foot on the premises."
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"- So this whole plaid skirt thing, my idea? - My day sucked, too."
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"- Who's Mira? - Our cook."
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"- I thought the cook was Heidi. - No, we let Heidi go months ago."
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"She had a problem closing things. The door, the refrigerator..."
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"The liquor bottle."
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"- Then it was Trina, then Sophia. - I liked Sophia."
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"- She was the one who sang. - That's right. Terrible woman."
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"And after Sophia, we had Anton."
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"That's right. Anton was the one that I liked."
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"- What do you mean? - One is a man and one is a woman."
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"- And your point being... - That one is a man and one is a woman."
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"I don't have time to keep up..."
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"with the multitudes of people that your mother employs."
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"- The dinner was so wonderful, Mira. - It's Sarah."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Mom, her name is Sarah."
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"I thought she said Mira."
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"Grandma, these plates are really pretty."
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"Thank you, Rory. They were your great-grandmother's."
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"No, but in so many other things, I was a regular trailblazer."
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"Just finishing your thought, Mom."
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"Lorelai I was my mother."
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"She was an extremely accomplished equestrian..."
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"a distinguished patron of the arts..."
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"Yes, she was. Mira, come cut the cake, please."
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