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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - First Days (S05E05)

"It's a prototype. it can withstand..."
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"the most extreme temperatures on the planet..."
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"it's waterproof and it wicks sweat."
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"- It also repels women. - I know. I hate it. I'll burn it tonight! Ah!"
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"- Actually, it doesn't burn. - Anyway, if we could get back to the lease agreements here."
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"- You're amazing. How would you fix it? - It's too boxy."
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"- Probably have to take it in here- - Right."
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"- And here. - Yeah. I probably overdo it in the gym."
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"Stupid seven percent body fat."
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"- Okay. So getting back to work. - We are working."
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"Why are we working? I got to go to Cabo."
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"- Hey, you wanna come with me? - Oh, I've, uh, never been to Cabo."
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"Yeah, she's not going to Cabo, 'cause she's half your age."
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"- How old are you? - Who cares? Pretty soon I'm gonna look 20."
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"I've been meditating in one of those pressurized eggs."
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"Well, if I went to Cabo, what would the sleeping situation be?"
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"- Not much. - Okay. That is enough!"
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"No! No! She is my niece!"
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"Okay? This pathetic midlife crisis of yours is hurting the company..."
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"and I'm getting so sick of cleaning up your messes."
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"You-You need to focus, and you need to start acting your age."
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"Your-Your real age, not your egg age."
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"But I respect your honesty. I respect your passion."
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"It's like me. I'm a very passionate man."
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"- Just focus. - You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right."
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"What's that creaking?"
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"That's the wrong way! No. Wait. I'm sorry. You're right."
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"Uh, excuse me. Principal Brown?"
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"Yikes. You know, most subs just play a movie."
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"All right. Do something different, guys."
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"Uh, listen. I can't be your history teacher."
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"Those kids work so hard..."
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"and they deserve someone who knows the material and can inspire them, so-"
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"if you say so."
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"I was wondering- What kind of play was that you were running?"
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"- Was that supposed to be a slant? - The freshman coach quit."
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"I'm just a glorified babysitter."
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"Well, your receiver needs to learn to run his routes..."
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"or the quarterback's never gonna be able to hit him."
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"- L-l played in college. - Oh. Okay."
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"Hey, Tyler, you need to learn to run your routes."
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"What routes?"
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"- Yeah, what routes? - Um-"
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"Well, you're gonna line up here."
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"Plant right, open left 45 degrees up the field."
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"Okay. Why don't we try it again? Try it again!"
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"Tip! Put some zip on the ball, 18!"
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"Hut, hut, hike!"
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"Hit him!"
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"Better. Better. Good job."
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"Circle it back up."
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"All right. Anyway, thank you for the opportunity."
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"Hey, hey. How would you like to take over this team?"
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"Well- Well, that's an interesting offer. How much does it pay?"
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"- Nothing. - Are you firm on that?"
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"Yeah, but there's a gym teacher position available."
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"- It's all yours if you coach. - Can I wear shorts?"
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"Yeah. And you get a whistle too."
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"Well, I always get a whistle when I wear shorts."
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"Let's go! Hustle! Do you know what hustle means, 10?"
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"It really wasn't bad. Todd is a very interesting guy when you get to know him."
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"Did he tell you about his turtles, Little Lulu and Stan?"
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"Ruthie and Stu."
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"That's the name he picks? "Turtle Stu"?"
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"There was one little situation that came up..."
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"but I think I handled it pretty well."
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"- He's about to make a big- - Hold on."
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"Margaret, why can't I log in here?"
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"What's wrong with my computer?"
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"The whole system's down. No one can access files. We can't get online."
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"- Where's Todd? - We can't find him anywhere, and his Yaris is gone."
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"I-I might know a little something about this."
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"What did you do?"
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"- Kind of told Todd that you were gonna fire him. - What?"
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"I had to. Dad, he's about to buy a house."
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"But he was fine with it. He hugged me and thanked me..."
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"and told me that it gave him time to make a plan."
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"and that can be scary."
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"How did it go, Mr. Jet-Setter?"
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"Good. Really good."
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"No."
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"I'm gonna ask things of you that may not make sense right now-"
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"- See you tomorrow, Luke. - Not if I see you first."
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"- Hey, Dad. - Hey, buddy."
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"- We're at school. - Yep."
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"Success is not guaranteed"
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"It is not handed to you"
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"Success is earned"
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"How's that data entry going?"
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"Good. I am up to 1998."
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"Ah. That's when I'd already been doing the job 20 years."
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"So maybe I should listen to you."
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"Thanks, boss."
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"Today we are forging a new path, people."
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"- Wrong president! - Just keep pushing!"
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"Okay."
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"Gentlemen, today's a new beginning..."
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"Christopher Walk-in Closet."
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"- Yes? - Hi. I'm Cameron Tucker. I was called in to sub today."
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"I'm just like you. I'm Claire. You know, worker bee. Just-"
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"That's funny. I'm buying a house."
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"Oh."
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"but they will."
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"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!"
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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