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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - First Days (S05E05)

"- Hey. You wanted to see me? - Thanks for bzzzing by."
Modern Family (2009)
"I hope you weren't in the middle of a thang."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. That did get a little away from me."
Modern Family (2009)
"But to be fair, I broke the ice."
Modern Family (2009)
"Everybody thinks you're a dummy."
Modern Family (2009)
"Not everybody. No. As a matter of fact..."
Modern Family (2009)
"one of the guys in the break room asked me to lunch."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Don't say Todd. - His name is Todd. Oh, no."
Modern Family (2009)
"You cannot go to lunch with Todd."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Why not? - You can't be associated with him."
Modern Family (2009)
"Up until an hour ago, he was the office weirdo."
Modern Family (2009)
"But he was nice to me, and he helped me set up my computer."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, that's his job. For now."
Modern Family (2009)
"who shows up on time and doesn't creep out the office."
Modern Family (2009)
"I can't cancel on the one person who was nice to me."
Modern Family (2009)
"You can, but you won't, 'cause you're the type of person who brings cookies to the office."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Where are they? - Okay, we're done here."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, folks, you're just having a normal conversation."
Modern Family (2009)
"A typical day in a coffee shop, right?"
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"Roger that."
Modern Family (2009)
"Here we go, guys. And... action."
Modern Family (2009)
"How have you been, Roy?"
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"Ah, a little down."
Modern Family (2009)
"Helen and I really miss the kids..."
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"but we just can't afford to visit them right now."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Have you considered a reverse mortgage? - What's that?"
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"- Mmm, this coffee's delicious! - Well, you have equity in your home, right?"
Modern Family (2009)
"All right. You two in the back?"
Modern Family (2009)
"We can hear you, so just, uh, mime."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mime. Mime. I knew that. I was already doing that. So just follow my lead."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, sorry, sorry. We'll do it again."
Modern Family (2009)
"But everything else is okay?"
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"You haven't done anything else."
Modern Family (2009)
"- So yeah? - Back to one, you guys."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Action! - How have you been, Roy?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Ah, a little down."
Modern Family (2009)
"Helen and I really miss the kids..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Have you considered a reverse mortgage? - What's that?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Well, you have equity in your home, right? - Sure, we do."
Modern Family (2009)
"What are they doing? Is she answering an imaginary phone?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, that sounds too good to be true."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't take my word for it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Here's Henry Winkler to tell you more."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, cut!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Couple in the back."
Modern Family (2009)
"The Native Americans and the settlers..."
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"had two completely different ideas of land ownership."
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"Eventually, these differences would lead to war."
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"Look- goose bumps."
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"Okay. Yes. Uh, class dismissed."
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"Oh, and I promise tomorrow I will do my best to be more prepared."
Modern Family (2009)
"Tomorrow? Why won't Mrs. Hurley be back?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, I don't want to be indelicate..."
Modern Family (2009)
"but the good news is I might be your permanent teacher."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't want you to be my permanent teacher."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You'd rather have a raging alcoholic? - Listen to me."
Modern Family (2009)
"I've worked nonstop to build the perfect academic record..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and I'm not going to let you screw it up now."
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"I have an A. P. test in 160 days, and I need to ace it."
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"Can you get me there or not?"
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"I can rally like the brave men of the Alamo."
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"You do realize that all the men of the Alamo die-"
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"They all died."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ruthie's older, so she thinks she's the boss."
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"- Mm-hmm. - But for a little guy, Stu holds his own."
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"- Hmm. - They can be a handful..."
Modern Family (2009)
"but, God, they make me laugh so hard, you know?"
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"Wow. I did not know you could even tell the gender of a turtle."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, yeah. it's called sexing the turtle, and it's an eight-step process."
Modern Family (2009)
"Now let's pretend your hand is a turtle."
Modern Family (2009)
"What you do is you flip it over, and then you have to look right in-"
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"Oh, okay. I get it. I get it. I think I get it."
Modern Family (2009)
"I know. I'm droning on, aren't I?"
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"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
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"- Please stop. - Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
Modern Family (2009)
"Please stop! You're not. You're not."
Modern Family (2009)
"I am. But enough about my family. Tell me about yours."
Modern Family (2009)
"All right. Well, my husband, Phil, is a Realtor."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why? When?"
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"sign the papers tomorrow."
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"Mmm. That-That's a really big deal, Todd."
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"Yeah, and it's a bit of a stretch for us too, but, uh-"
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"No. The time is right. We're just- We're gonna do it."
Modern Family (2009)
""We" is y-you and the turtles?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No. Me and my wife."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, wi- I'm sorry. You didn't mention your wife. That's great."
Modern Family (2009)
"I bet she's got a big, fancy, high-paying job, right?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, she's getting her master's."
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"Oh, Todd."
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"- No, no, no, no. I got this. - No, you don't."
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"Standing by, everyone."
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"I really felt like I nailed that last one."
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"I don't know what to pretend saying."
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"You're thinking too much. Just draw from your own life."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Like, how was your day today? - Lousy. My own son didn't want to hug me."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. So use that."
Modern Family (2009)
"My character, Dr. Stephen Wilson..."
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"is also sad because his son wouldn't take his advice."
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"And he wanted to be dropped off a block away from school."
Modern Family (2009)
"I mean, he expected that from his daughters but thought his son would be different."
Modern Family (2009)
"- That's so sad. - But Dr. Stephen Wilson..."
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"is not going to let that ruin breakfast with his mistress."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know, maybe it's just time for us to-"
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"to accept that we have to let them go."
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe it is."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, everyone, here we go!"
Modern Family (2009)
"We're rolling. And action."
Modern Family (2009)
"How have you been, Roy?"
Modern Family (2009)
"A little down."
Modern Family (2009)
"Helen and I really miss the kids..."
Modern Family (2009)
"but we just can't afford to visit them right now."
Modern Family (2009)
"Have you considered a reverse mortgage?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- What's that? - Uh, you have equity in your home, right?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Sure, we do. - Don't cry. You're gonna make me cry too."
Modern Family (2009)
"Essentially, the bank buys your house-"
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"but you still get to live in it."
Modern Family (2009)
"That sounds too good to be true."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, don't take my word for it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Here's Henry Winkler to tell us more."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't want the Fonz to see me like this."
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