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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - First Days (S05E05)

"- Oh, cookies. I made 'em for the office. - Huge mistake."
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"Fred, two more seconds. I got a situation here."
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"Put the cookies down."
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"- Why? - You're management."
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"Makes you look desperate. Makes you look like you want everyone to like you."
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"- I do want everyone to like me. - You want everyone to respect you."
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"You gotta be tough, keep your distance."
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"Well, maybe we are different kinds of managers."
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"Yeah. I'm yours. Just leave the cookies."
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"Look at you, my big first-grader."
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"All right, I want you to make so many friends and have so much fun-"
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"Got to go! Can't wait to learn!"
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"- Be careful! - What?"
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"Nothing."
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"Please do not be late. Let's go."
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"- Looking good. - Uh, Principal Brown?"
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"Oh, yeah. You're in for Mrs. Hurley. Hello."
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"- Hello. - She has come down with a sudden case of rehab."
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"- Oh. - So do a good job, 'cause this could be a permanent position."
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"Well, prepare to feel like an old denim vest, because I'm about to bedazzling you."
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"I don't know what that means, but okay."
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"So what am I teaching?"
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"A. P. history."
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"Oh."
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"I desperately wanted that job."
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"There was just one problem- I don't know much about history."
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"- Mm. Do you know much biology? - Not now, Mitchell."
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"- You're lucky I love you. - And I know that if you love me too-"
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"♪ What a wonderful world this would be ♪"
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"- I really was in a jam though. - Yeah."
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"My dad thinks that he can motivate his workers..."
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"by being a cold, distant authority figure."
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"Well, if his style is so effective, riddle me this-"
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"why don't I listen to him?"
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"it's been a while, then he's like-"
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"Hey. Hi. Sorry. I'm Claire."
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"It's my first day, so I thought I'd say hi."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"Amazing. You guys are actually hanging out by the water cooler."
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"I have xerostomia. It's chronic dry mouth."
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"I'm-I'm so sorry. I- I-I-I was just doin' a thang."
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"You know, like-"
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"Anyway, um-"
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"- That's Pritchett's daughter. - Um, yeah, but I don't want you to think of me like that."
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"Great to meet you."
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"Sorry to interrupt, and see you around."
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"I do. I gotta do this one."
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"Who am I?"
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"You can hang your clothes in me."
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"Christopher Walk-in Closet."
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"We all know where we're gonna start-"
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"What is this?"
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"- So annoying. - Listen, we just want to get a cup of coffee."
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"Actually, we're short a couple of extras."
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"How would you two like to be in it?"
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"- Yes! - That sounds amazing."
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"Hey, um, I see a couple of old people."
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"This isn't one of those catheter commercials, is it?"
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"'Cause if it gets too descriptive, I'm gonna squirm."
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"I just did it to myself."
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"On the Revolutionary War, but-"
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"AIl those names and dates? It's all so dry."
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"Where's the drama?"
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"- Good morrow. - Oh, boy."
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"Well, what is all this strange garb you adorn?"
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"Are you trappers from the Canadian provinces?"
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"Are you here to sell your beavers?"
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"Who are you?"
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"The 64-pence question."
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"I crossed the Delaware during the Revolutionary War."
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"I spent a brutal winter in Valley Forge."
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"- Who am I? - I-I have no idea."
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"I-i swear I don't know who this man is."
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"I'm George Washington, of course."
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"Our syllabus says we're supposed to cover Native Americans on the eve of colonization."
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"Yes. Native Americans. Indians."
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"A majestic, peaceful people who lived off the land and cried when they saw litter."
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"The textbook says many tribes were often at war..."
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"with allegiances shifting all of the-"
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"Shifting all the time."
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"So were the Indians friends with the colonists or not?"
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"Ah, yes. I know one Indian..."
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"who was friends with a construction worker, biker and traffic cop."
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"Uh, do y- Nothing? Seriously, nothing?"
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"Okay, your parents are gonna love that joke."
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"Okay, Pritchett, I'm here."
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"You got a half hour. I have my helicopter standing by on the roof."
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"- Is it even built for that? - No. That's why you only have a half hour."
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"We need to talk about new lease agreements and the workers' comp package."
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"29 minutes. I think I hear creaking."
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"- Daddy, I'm bored. - Whoa."
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"Me too. This is why I shouldn't come into work between vacations."
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"Why don't you sit at Natalie's desk and pretend to be my assistant, sweetie?"
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"Sorry about that. My niece is coming to pick her up."
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"Lily had an incident at school today where she-"
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"Hey, Pritchett. You're not some hot single mom I'm trying to seduce..."
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"- so I don't need to hear about your kid. - Fair enough."
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"So lease agreements. Okay. I'm getting some pushback on the Miami location."
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"Mr. Pritchett, I have a Haley here to see you."
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"- Oh. - Hi."
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"Hi, sweetheart."
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"I'm in the middle of a meeting with my boss..."
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"- but thank you so much for helping me out. - No problem."
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"My last class is a pass/fail, and it's community college, so it's pass."
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"Hey. Charlie Bingham."
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"Wow. Look at your eyes."
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"Oh, I-I can't."
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"What do you think of these pants?"
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"It's part of our new collection."
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"- It's, uh, a lot of zippers. - It's too many, right?"
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"And they poke into my thigh when I'm in my helicopter."
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"- Oh. - I have a helicopter. It's not a big deal."
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"- Okay. So, anyway, thank you. - You seem to know a lot about fashion."
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"I'd like to get your opinion on a few things."
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"- Sure. - Yeah?"
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"- Yeah. - Actually, no. She needs to stay and watch Lily."
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"- Yeah. You can do that. - Oh."
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"Hey, princess. Hey. I love kids."
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"Daddy's office."
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"You sound like a little girl."
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