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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - First Days (S05E05)

"Traditional first day of school pancakes."
Modern Family (2009)
"He was just trying to make me feel good about myself. He didn't really need my help."
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"- Oh. - Sweetheart! You look terrific."
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"What about your science book or the French you took?"
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"My door's always open... to everyone."
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"I'm-I'm a friend. I'm a colleague."
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"Oh, sorry, folks. It's closed. We're shooting a commercial."
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"I did my best to cram for my lecture..."
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"I'm not sure that's enough time. We have a ton to cover."
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"I like you."
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"- What does that mean? - I'm firing him as soon as I can find an I.T. guy..."
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"but we just can't afford to visit them right now."
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"Yep. No, I know, I know. Bigger?"
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"Oh."
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"Yeah. We did it! Thank you so much for stepping in."
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"Actually, we have the final walk-through today..."
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"- In? - Latin."
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"This may not be the best time to buy a house."
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"I hate to be the one to break this to you-"
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"I still feel so stiff."
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"Huh. Normally, if someone talked to me that way, I'd fire him."
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"Set! Hike!"
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"Hey, you're going the wrong way."
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"Take three steps- one, two, three."
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"I humbly accept your offer. Huddle up, boys!"
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"Idiot!"
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"- Where are my files? - What the hell?"
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"Do you want to talk about it?"
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"There it is. There's that smile."
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"Get you home a lot earlier."
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"- Whipped-cream smile? - Dad, I'm in high school now."
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"Just put it in my mouth."
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"Okay, that's disgusting. Stop it."
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"Hey, save some of that bossing people around for the office, lady."
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"After a 20-year vacation..."
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"Claire is rejoining the workforce."
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"Not a vacation. But I am starting a job at my dad's closet company."
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"He's kind of grooming me to take over."
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"- I have a background in marketing. - I'm so proud of her."
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"Oh, uh, speaking of marketing, we're out of milk."
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"- I'm actually kind of nervous. - You're gonna be great."
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"And remember, if you get into a jam, just do the impression I taught you."
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"Hey, you can hang your clothes in me."
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"- I'm not doing that. - Okay, relax, Mom. You're working for Grandpa."
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"It's not even a real job. It's like that summer when I worked for Dad."
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"That's not true. I needed your help distributing all those fliers."
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"And I did. Wink, wink."
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"How are you already doing homework?"
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"It's junior year. I have to get good grades."
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"Don't you know how competitive it is out there? Stop pressuring me!"
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"You know, this is what happens to kids when they're not sexually active."
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"- Don't you have some studying to do? - Oh, please."
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"It's community college. They tell you to bring a glue stick."
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"Hello."
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"Yes, this is he. Him. Me."
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"- Right the first time. - I'll be right there."
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"Mitchell, that was it. That was the call. I'm going in."
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"Due to budget cuts, my position as middle school music teacher has been eliminated..."
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"so I've been working as a high school sub."
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"- Ka-ching! - I never know when I'll be summoned to swoop into action."
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"I'm kind of like Batman."
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"But except for a Bat-Signal, I get a phone call."
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"Yeah. You found the one difference."
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"I hate to miss her first day, but do you mind taking Lily to school?"
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"Oh, Cam, today? I gotta prep for my meeting with Charlie."
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"I only get him for an hour between his vacations in Aspen and Cabo."
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"Okay, you need to confront him and tell him his pathetic little midlife crisis..."
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"is making it impossible for you to do your job."
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"Because he responds so well to criticism."
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"No. He'll fire me, and then we'll end up having to get married in your family's barn."
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"Oh, well, we need to book that soon, because spring is hoedown season..."
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"and then you get right into summer stock, so-"
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"I don't believe any of that. If I'm gonna take Lily, I need to hurry."
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"Lily, sweetheart, let's get you dressed."
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"Hey, I've been dressed for an hour."
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"Come on. I can't be late. I'll fall behind."
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"Sometimes I forget to factor in the Asian."
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"♪ Hey,♪♪"
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"Buddy, I know a new school can be scary, so a little advice-"
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"every time you meet someone new, pay them a compliment."
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"Hey. Like, um, "I love your hair.""
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""Awesome kicks." "You have a beautiful smile.""
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"Okay, Dad. I'll tell that big guy over there that he's got a beautiful smile."
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"Fine. Skin, cheekbones- make it your own."
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"Um, could you maybe not walk me all the way in?"
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"- What? - I've got it from here."
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"Oh. Sure. Yeah. Okay."
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"Give your dad a- Off you go."
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"Alex! Hey."
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"Ay. Manny, why are you so quiet?"
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"Are you nervous because of your first day in high school?"
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"Mom, after spending a summer in Colombia, I'm a changed man."
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"Oh, my God. What did you see?"
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"Nothing. But I am an international jet-setter now."
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"- I'm sophisticated. - And you think that the girls are gonna pick up on this?"
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"If not, I still have my "unaccompanied minor" sign."
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"Ay. I cannot believe that my little baby's going to the high school."
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"Mom, stop. You're embarrassing me."
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"It's my first day too. I could use a hug."
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"- Go! - Hey, Gloria."
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"- Hi, Phil. - First day of high school, huh?"
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"Manny excited?"
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"- Ay. he was up at 5:00 in the morning, ironing. - Oh."
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"Ay. but he does that too..."
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"when he's depressed, so now I don't know."
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"- How was Luke? - Great. Yeah."
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"He had a hard time saying good-bye, but-"
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"Um, anyway, I think I'm gonna go get a cup of coffee."
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"- Can I go with you? - Yeah."
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"Dude, I'm kind of working something here."
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"How many trucks would that take?"
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"Uh-huh. Give me a minute, Fred. New girl just walked in."
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"That's disgusting. She's my daughter."
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"Are you sure? 'Cause I have another blouse in here."
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"It's the only thing in here. That and a pair of glasses..."
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"in case I need to read something or look smarter."
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"Relax. it's your first day."
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"Impossible to blow it. What are those?"
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