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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Employee App (S05E05)

"to act weird around him too."
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"Oh, this is genius. [Laughs]"
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"Can I help? I'm never on the happy end of a prank."
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"It's not a prank. More like gaslighting."
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"But, uh, yeah, sure, whatever."
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"Yes! Revenge of the losers!"
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"Oh, we don't have to call it that."
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"Apparently, teens are drinking the slushie stuff"
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"inside of these for the alcohol."
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"without a warning and they die, we're liable."
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"Actually, starting an hour ago."
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"We're a little delayed because Amy was busy mean-girling me."
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"I really think you're blowing this out of proportion."
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"What if someone already bought those,"
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"A teenager bought 144 cans of chafing fuel,"
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"and you didn't think that was suspicious?"
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"But look, he was on a skateboard."
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"Well, we can try. Come on, Dina."
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"Wow, first you mute me, then you kill a child."
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"- Busy day for you. - Nobody's dying."
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"- Do you see anybody? - Ooh, what about that guy?"
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"Oh, no, that's just a bag of leaves."
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"Kinda looked like a person though, huh?"
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"Oh, right."
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"You made your point."
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"[sighs]"
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"Why don't you buy the dryer balls?""
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"Yeah, man, uh, I'm cool to show you in silence."
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"So she starts in with,"
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""You're just threatened by a woman...""
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"- What the hell? - Oh, cool."
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"- Is this racism? - No."
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"And don't be so excited about it."
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"oh, yeah, I can go that way too, buddy."
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"Again, it... it's not a prank. I'm... I'm teaching Garrett"
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"a lesson."
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"We're gonna be legends after this."
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""Jonah and the Kid" I bet they'll call us."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Oh. Everyone's in the men's room."
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"Okay, I'm just gonna..."
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"the lighting's better, there's a nice little echo."
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"Whoa, whoops."
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"Yeah, I just wish it didn't smell so much like farts."
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"Yeah, but you didn't know if that was from actual farts."
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"You could just tell yourself it was someone's gumbo"
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"or something."
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"- How's the peeing going? - Fine."
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"Nope."
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"Do you guys look? 'Cause I would totally look."
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"Maybe we should do another lap around the park?"
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"'Cause teens still drink in the park, huh?"
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"It's what they do, still? [Laughs]"
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"[cell phone chimes]"
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"Oh, so you do read your texts."
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"And what did that androgynous sex robot say"
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"that was so important you needed to read it"
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"while driving?"
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""Getting Garrett good." With a GIF of Nancy Pelosi"
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"clapping from the Speaker's chair."
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"Mmm. Totally worth dying for that."
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"Dina, I am sorry, but you were texting me so much"
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"Well, I didn't want to hurt your feelings."
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"And the moment anyone tries to criticize you, you just explode."
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"I don't pretend to be somebody's friend"
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"and then secretly shut them out."
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"or is it just you treating people like garbage and calling it a virtue?"
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"Oh, you're so pathetic."
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"You're so worried about having everyone's approval."
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"I don't care if people like me."
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"[guffaws]"
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"[sighs]"
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"I'm sorry."
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"I didn't mean that. I..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- What did I just hit? - We hit a goose."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"We hit a goose."
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"♪ What is wrong ♪"
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"♪ What is wrong ♪"
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"- Hey, man. - [startled grunt]"
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"Wow, wound a little tightly there, buddy."
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"- Everything all right? - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah."
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"No, you know what? Uh, everything's not all right."
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"I think they're spying on our phones."
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"following me around; they started searching my stuff."
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"who's pretending to read the newspaper?"
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"Nobody reads newspapers anymore."
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"- You say you do, but you don't. - Guys."
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"There are men in black suits swarming the parking lot,"
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"saying things like, "Quantico, this is Daniels""
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"and "Uncle Phil is on the move, I repeat","
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"Wow, that is too crazy."
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"The only question is, who is Uncle Phil?"
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"Probably someone that looks like Uncle Phil."
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"It's me! I look like Uncle Phil!"
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"Man, why'd you do that stupid Google search?!"
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"- Whoa, calm down. - No, I'm not gonna calm down."
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"You calm down. You're always starting stuff!"
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""Hey, Garrett, let's Google how to murder somebody.""
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"Well, you happy now? What's next?"
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"and tell them I just planted a bomb in the store!""
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"- [cell phone chimes] - Emailing local police."
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""I just planted a bomb in the store.""
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"- Oh. - Would you like to send?"
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"- What? - No!"
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"It's mating season."
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"Her gander must be worried sick."
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"The undercarriage. The neck."
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"The feather loss on the back of her head"
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"where her mate pinned her down during penetration."
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"Okay."
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"Dina, I am sorry that I said nobody likes you."
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"That's just not true."
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"- I... - It's okay."
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"I overreacted to the whole muting thing."
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"I just had a really hard year."
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"My birds flew away."
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"My dad turned out to be a big nothing."
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"I can't even remember the last time I had a boyfriend."
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