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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Employee App (S05E05)

"The lizard people are all around us; they'll hear you."
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"[laughs] Be my guest."
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"If you think I haven't Googled weird porn,"
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"- you're in for a treat. - Okay, all right, fine."
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"Then what if I, uh, what if I wrote"
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""How to murder my coworkers"?"
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"- Doesn't bother me. - You sure? 'Cause I..."
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"- 'Cause I'm doing it. - Go for it."
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"Okay, I'm... here we go. It's... I'm... I'm typing it."
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"- Type it. - Into your phone right now."
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"- Great. - Got it all queued up."
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"- There you go. - Boom."
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"And I'm still here."
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"Well, no one was saying you would, like,"
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"- immediately disappear. - Yeah, no, I know that."
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"I was just trying to add some flair."
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"We got hit with a ton of graffiti"
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"I'm not sure if it was a bunch"
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"- of different people... - [cell phone chimes]"
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"Or just one guy with a lot of range."
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""Heads up, spill in Produce,""
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"with her avatar surfing on a banana."
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"- Ooh, 'cause Produce! - Yup, I'm guessing so."
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"- is a "Frozen" thing, so. - [cell phone chimes]"
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"Apple emoji, orange emoji, grapes emoji..."
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"- She's good at this. - Yeah."
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"I thought it was a shelled coconut."
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"All good. Just, uh, trying to get through"
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"Oh, right... also, they spray painted "Greta is God""
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"- in the changing rooms, now... - [cell phone chimes]"
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"Um, I'm not sure if they meant Gerwig or Thunberg,"
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"- What I need is for you... - Amy!"
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"It's a meme of Indiana Jones cracking his whip."
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"It's you, the boss! Apparently, it's from a movie!"
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"Wow, generations have changed, huh?"
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"If it were me, I'd find that incredibly annoying."
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"[cell phone chimes]"
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"It's obviously toothbrushes."
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"Or is it teethbrush? Like attorneys general?"
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"[cell phone buzzes]"
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"[sighs] It's Dina."
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"She won't stop texting."
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"- you're not listening. - Yeah, I'm sorry,"
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"I can only feign interest in one conversation at a time."
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"a long message, she sends each word individually."
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"Maybe you should just mute her."
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"- Ooh, that's a game changer. - Boom."
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"I mean, I feel kinda bad, but it's too much."
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"While we're at it, do you maybe wanna change"
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"your passcode to something besides "0000"?"
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"Eh, if I did, I'd have to change it on my debit card too."
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"I know that's a joke. Right?"
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"Not telling."
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"How's stuff been going with you lately?"
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"- Anything new? - No, not really."
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"What are you writing? A note to someone?"
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"- No, I'm just doodling. - Oh, yeah, nice."
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"Looks good, man. You're talented."
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"Well, hey, I should get back to it."
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"But I'm right over there if there's any issues or anything."
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"Well, I mean, not like "issues," but, like,"
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"if you need to talk or tell me something,"
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"or something happens or whatever..."
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"- Sandra, did you catch that? - Yeah."
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"Listened to the entire thing. I'm always listening."
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"A lot of people have never talked to me before."
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"[all shivering]"
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"I didn't know people took their breaks out here."
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"Mainly just smokers."
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"Usually cigarettes, but sometimes crack."
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"Oh, I would do anything for some crack right now."
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"Just for the warmth."
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"So, you know, we can just sit back and relax."
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"- I'm so fricking cold. - I know."
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"- I can't feel my hands. - I'm also having a bad time."
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"- [groans] - It's not that bad."
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"We're outside, the sun is shining..."
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"- [groans] - I mean, it's not shining,"
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"but whatever. It's up there."
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"We should warm up by combining body heat."
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"[exhales] Do you guys wanna press up against each other?"
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"- I'm going inside. - Me too."
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"[all shivering]"
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"[sighs]"
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"I was nervous it was a virus or something."
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"Um, I'm trying to remember."
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"You know, my brain is foggy. Amy need coffee."
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"- W-What are you doing? - 0000."
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"- How do you know my password? - I'm looking for that link."
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"Are you not getting all my texts?"
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"Uh, maybe not."
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"You know, the service around here is spotty."
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"get my work done, so I just temporarily muted you."
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"- You... you muted me? - Temporarily."
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"Wow. [Scoffs]"
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"become nothing but a pretty, pretty face."
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"Wait, so you didn't get my security memo about the Chafies?"
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"- Chafies? - Yes."
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"The fuel cans that caterers use?"
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"Teens are drinking them to get high."
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"We have to put out red label warnings."
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"Yeah, I know, that's why I added my avatar like this."
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"because you muted me. You took away my voice."
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"Okay, well... that's dramatic."
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"So by that logic, it wouldn't be a box of toothpicks,"
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"it would be a box of teeth-pick?"
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"No, no, because well..."
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"[stammers] Yeah, maybe."
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"Yo, somebody broke into my locker."
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"- What? - Did they take anything?"
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"You don't think this is because of the Google search, do you?"
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"Sal used to break into people's lockers."
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"But usually just to lick their stuff."
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"Yeah, that's probably it."
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"- Wanna know a secret? - Always."
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"I'm the one that broke into his locker."
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"Oh. [Chuckles]"
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"You're a locker-licker too?"
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"No, no, it was revenge for acting like I'm the crazy one."
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"- Oh. - Yeah, I even got Ken"
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