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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Employee App (S05E05)

"and ten badges get you a banner."
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"when you enter the store, so no need to swipe in"
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"[gasps] Hello, extra half-hour of sleep!"
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"- Do we have to? - Who cares?"
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"- Yeah. - What's the problem?"
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"- [sighs] - I could listen to that lady"
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"- I got the Super Sharer badge. - [sighs]"
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"[chuckles] You hate this, don't you?"
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"I just don't love handing giant corporations a way"
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"I already gave all of that up to figure out which cat"
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"A lot."
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"They can track what you do, what you like."
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"They can scan your internet searches for keywords"
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"And then those companies would give you the free help?"
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"nothing to fear, nothing to lose.""
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"Hmm, is that where you heard it, Jonah? Bible camp?"
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"Yeah. Look, I can make you one."
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"but, like, sending someone a little picture or something?"
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"Okay, never mind. Here, look."
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"- Whoa, I can change my race. - Yes, but you shouldn't."
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"- That's... - See, I knew it."
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"You should really change that back, Dina."
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"[tapping glass]"
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"♪ I'll always be there when you wake ♪"
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"Well, I'm a "Stockroom Rockstar.""
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"Mine says six."
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"So what if we leave our phones outside the break room?"
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"My man, I made something for you."
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"wacko conspiracy theorist for thinking that"
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"a tech conglomerate just might want to check out"
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"Sorry, buddy. Not you. You look totally normal."
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"Okay, so you're so sure that nobody's looking"
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"you wouldn't mind if I took your phone and just, like,"
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"Googled a bunch of weird porn or something?"
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"- Okay. - Ready to send."
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"- Press it. - Pressing it."
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"Sorry. Text from Dina."
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"At any rate, they spray painted a pentagram in Toys & Games,"
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"which I've just been telling the parents"
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"Hey, Amy, ignore the baseball."
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"some assignments here."
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"- Got it. - Okay."
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"Okay, um, where was I? Uh..."
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"- but not that it matters. - [cell phone chimes]"
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"Check your phone! This is a good one!"
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"Are you gonna answer any of those?"
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"It is crazy how people act like the rules of human decency"
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"don't apply in the digital space, especially be..."
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"Everything's in caps. And when she sends"
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"- You can mute people? - Yeah, it's right here in the settings."
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"Hey, man."
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"What issues?"
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"I'm around."
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"- Yeah, okay, thanks. - No doubt."
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"- He's never talked to me before. - I don't know."
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"Well, the important thing is we're not being timed."
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"[all sighing]"
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"Hey, did you get the link I texted you?"
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"Uh, the link?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was funny."
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"Oh, what was it? It... some rando emailed it to me."
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"Want caffeine. [Grunts]"
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"- [laughs] - I'm not sure what that was,"
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"but it is not banter-ready."
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"Why does it say "mute" next to my name?"
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"Says "mute" next to my name."
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"Oh, um, yeah. Uh, so you were..."
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"you were texting me a lot,"
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"um, and my phone just kept dinging and I couldn't really"
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"Didn't realize I was so annoying."
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"Maybe I should just sell my voice to a sea witch,"
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"N-no, Dina, come on. It's not like that."
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"Red label warnings?"
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"Dina, you can't just text me something like that."
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"We could get in a lot of trouble."
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"I thought it was screaming, but I guess I was silent,"
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"No, doesn't look like it. Just looks like they"
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"- went through everything. - Huh."
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"So starting now, if anybody buys one of these"
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"'Cause I just sold six 24-packs to a teenager."
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"You can probably still catch him."
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"She said as the child dies."
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"Hello?"
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"'Cause I muted you. Got it."
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"And so then I said to her,"
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"Thanks, but I need to get this out."
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"And let me tell you, that is not what she wanted to hear."
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"We're going back, yeah, yeah. And front, stop, turn around..."
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"Jonah, you are the new prank king."
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"[breathing heavily]"
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"- Even some ladies. - The app can't track us here."
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"You know, I actually prefer this to the break room."
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"- Excuse me. - It's cozier,"
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"The break room smelled like farts."
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"Really? I can't hear anything."
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"I'm sorry, it's Jonah. I thought it was important."
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"that I couldn't even do my work!"
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"You could've just said, "Dina, you're texting too much!""
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"Well, at least people know where they stand with me, okay?"
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"- It's called honesty. - Oh, is it honest, Dina,"
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"- Can we... - Watch out, watch out!"
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"[Haddaway's "What is Love" playing]"
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"[Muzak playing]"
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"What? I thought you said I was the paranoid one."
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"I thought you were, but then they started"
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"That woman in the café"
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"- I do. - No, you don't."
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"Something crazy is happening."
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"Uncle Phil is on the move.""
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""Hey, Garrett, let's tell Zephra to email the police"
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"- N... - Yes."
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"Okay, I've sent your email."
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"Why?"
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"How do you know it's a she?"
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"when someone who doesn't know how to do a prank"
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"- Seriously? - I was intimidated."
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"you should never joke about bombs."
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"♪ Sweet love ♪"
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"and you won't believe who we saw."
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"skip to the end of the story!"
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