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Clips from Saved by the Bell - Miss Bayside (S02E02)

"Right, guys?"
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"we are holding the annual Miss Bayside Beauty Pageant."
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"I can't believe it. A woman ran for Vice President,"
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"Jessie does have a point."
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"Because I want to be Miss High School California."
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"Lisa, you are one lucky girl."
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"Now that Kelly's out of the pageant, I'm throwing my support to you."
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"Yeah, well, I tell you,"
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"I bet no one'll beat him in the talent contest."
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"It doesn't matter. The rules don't say anything"
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"They don't realize all your wonderful qualities."
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"Sisters! Don't sign up for the beauty pageant."
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"Right. Okay."
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"We don't talk to traitors."
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"Hi, guys. I just entered the beauty pageant."
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"Now I'm backing a better contestant."
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"Zack, are Jessie and Kelly still out there with those signs?"
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"I'm not entering a man. I'm entering Screech."
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"Why? Why should women be the only ones put on parade?"
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"I'd feel the same way if I were in it."
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"She entered the beauty pageant."
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"you have to butt into the pageant to upstage me!"
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"I've got news for you. This is one beauty pageant"
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"- Watch it, cheerleader! - Watch it, egghead!"
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"Jeannie Tyler, you're up first."
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"The caterpillar emerges from a cocoon"
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"Just wait till you hear Kelly sing."
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"♪ Blue moon ♪"
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"I didn't say what bird."
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"The Great Screechini."
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"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the wonderful world of magic."
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"Kevin, you're all dressed up."
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"Gesundheit!"
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"Make that check payable to Zachary--"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm in, Preppie."
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"still wants to compete in the pageant."
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"Thank you."
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"Thanks, Kelly."
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"Our next contestant is Jessie Spano."
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"and for those of you who enjoy that sort of thing,"
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"AC Slater!"
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"better known to all of you as Screech!"
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"All right, now for our finalists in the Miss Bayside Pageant."
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"and give her, or his, answer."
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"Are you ready, Jeannie Tyler?"
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"Yes. That was an easy question."
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"Well, thank you, Jeannie."
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"Next, Lisa Turtle."
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"Thank you, Lisa."
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"Well, I've learned that every geek can have his day."
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"I never felt so proud in my life."
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"If you choose me, there's no way Miss Bayside"
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"Never."
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"♪ To present to you with pride ♪"
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"All right, let's go people."
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"Find a seat."
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"You too, Slater."
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"- What's up guys? - Hey, Slater."
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"Here's the latest Bayside survey."
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"98% of the students favor two days of school"
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"Whoops."
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"As you can see, it's heading straight for China."
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"Zack, sit down. You're ticking him off."
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"Wait. What about classes on the beach? Huh?"
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"Just sit."
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"Now, before we continue our assembly,"
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"our principal has a special announcement."
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"Let's hear it for Mr. Belding."
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"You're winning in the back, sir."
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"Thank you, Jessie."
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"Listen up, everybody,"
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"because two weeks from tonight,"
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"Swimsuit, swimsuit!"
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"Swimsuit, swimsuit..."
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"All right, all right, all right."
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"The lucky winner will then go on to compete for the title of..."
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"Miss High School California!"
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"A beauty pageant?"
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"What a stupid, sexist waste of time!"
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"Not if you're in a teeny bikini, Mama!"
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"a woman sits on the Supreme Court,"
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"and Belding still wants us parading around in bathing suits."
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"don't they wear bathing suits too?"
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"Ooh! Let's see you counter that one."
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"Kelly, we're human beings, not sex objects."
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"I just don't want to be judged on my measurements."
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"Why not? You've got some great ones."
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"Yeah!"
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"Every beauty pageant takes us one step backwards"
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"in our war against sexism."
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"You can take me prisoner in that war anytime, baby."
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"Yeah. I was going to enter, but after listening to you, I won't."
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"Kelly, why don't you, Lisa and I form a picket line?"
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"- Not me, girl. I'm entering. - Why?"
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"- It's fun being pretty. - You are hopeless."
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"How about some with pretty pink letters and cute little hearts?"
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"- See ya. - Bye."
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"Big deal."
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"For your information, Slater, I happen to be an expert."
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"I've got videotapes of every beauty pageant"
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"from Miss Universe to Miss U-Haul."
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"And I'd be happy to offer my services."
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"Thanks. But no thanks."
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"she's going to regret refusing my offer."
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"Oh, come on, Preppie."
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"You know as much about beauty pageants"
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"as I know about wearing pantyhose."
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"Oh yeah? I bet you I could take anyone"
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"and make them the next Miss Bayside."
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"All right, it's a bet."
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"50 bucks."
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"And since you said you could take anyone,"
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"I get to pick the contestant."
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"- You got it. - Deal."
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"Too cute."
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"Too sweet."
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"Hi, guys!"
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"Too perfect."
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"- Screech? - Hey, Zack,"
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