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Clips from Gilmore Girls (2000) - Chicken or Beef? (S04E04)

SHE HAS THE PRETTIEST HAIR, AND THE HEAD.

"SHE HAS THE PRETTIEST HAIR, AND THE HEAD."

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WHAT IS THAT?

"WHAT IS THAT?"

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JUST YOUR SHOES. SHH.

"JUST YOUR SHOES. SHH."

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[ SIGHS ]

"[ SIGHS ]"

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SCRUBBING SHOWER GROUT WITH A TOOTHBRUSH.

"SCRUBBING SHOWER GROUT WITH A TOOTHBRUSH."

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FLOSSING WITH THAT REALLY, REALLY FINE FLOSS

"FLOSSING WITH THAT REALLY, REALLY FINE FLOSS"

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THAT CUTS BETWEEN YOUR TEETH LIKE A RAZOR.

"THAT CUTS BETWEEN YOUR TEETH LIKE A RAZOR."

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I FEEL VERY UGLY THIS MORNING.

"I FEEL VERY UGLY THIS MORNING."

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JOIN THE CROWD.

"JOIN THE CROWD."

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THAT UNPLEASANT MAN AND HIS COHORTS IN THERE?

"THAT UNPLEASANT MAN AND HIS COHORTS IN THERE?"

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AND HAVE BEEN FOR ABOUT 30 FREAKING MINUTES.

"AND HAVE BEEN FOR ABOUT 30 FREAKING MINUTES."

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WATCHING A FOREIGN MOVIE WITHOUT SUBTITLES.

"WATCHING A FOREIGN MOVIE WITHOUT SUBTITLES."

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

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WE'RE LISTING ALL THE THINGS WE'D RATHER BE DOING THAN THIS.

"WE'RE LISTING ALL THE THINGS WE'D RATHER BE DOING THAN THIS."

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WHAT A MUG. IT'S LIKE HE SUCKED A LEMON.

"WHAT A MUG. IT'S LIKE HE SUCKED A LEMON."

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I'VE REALLY GROWING TO HATE HIM.

"I'VE REALLY GROWING TO HATE HIM."

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NICE, HUH?

"NICE, HUH?"

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YEAH.

"YEAH."

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AND WE'VE GOT AN ABUNDANCE OF IT, TAYLOR.

"AND WE'VE GOT AN ABUNDANCE OF IT, TAYLOR."

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OH, HONEY, I GOT MY OWN REMODELING TO DO ON MY STUDIO

"OH, HONEY, I GOT MY OWN REMODELING TO DO ON MY STUDIO"

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I'M SAVING MY PULL FOR ME.

"I'M SAVING MY PULL FOR ME."

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CAN I HAVE JUST A LITTLE TEENY, TINY BIT OF YOUR PULL, PLEASE?

"CAN I HAVE JUST A LITTLE TEENY, TINY BIT OF YOUR PULL, PLEASE?"

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OH, HE'S GONNA SEE US TALKING.

"OH, HE'S GONNA SEE US TALKING."

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LORELAI, CONSULTATION, PLEASE.

"LORELAI, CONSULTATION, PLEASE."

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THIS PORCH IS FALLING APART.

"THIS PORCH IS FALLING APART."

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I KNOW.

"I KNOW."

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IT'S GOT LIVE TERMITES. BIG, FAT ONES.

"IT'S GOT LIVE TERMITES. BIG, FAT ONES."

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IT'S A SAFETY HAZARD. IT'S THE FIRST THING TO GO.

"IT'S A SAFETY HAZARD. IT'S THE FIRST THING TO GO."

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TO GO? THIS PORCH CAN'T GO.

"TO GO? THIS PORCH CAN'T GO."

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YOU JUST SAID IT'S FALLING APART.

"YOU JUST SAID IT'S FALLING APART."

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I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO TEAR IT DOWN.

"I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO TEAR IT DOWN."

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IT'S HISTORICAL. IT HAS TO STAY.

"IT'S HISTORICAL. IT HAS TO STAY."

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THE PORCH IS NOT HISTORICAL. IT WAS ADDED IN 1980.

"THE PORCH IS NOT HISTORICAL. IT WAS ADDED IN 1980."

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UNLESS YOU THINK KATE HUDSON IS HISTORICAL, IT'S NOT HISTORICAL.

"UNLESS YOU THINK KATE HUDSON IS HISTORICAL, IT'S NOT HISTORICAL."

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NOT NOW, BUT HOW DO YOU THINK WE GET

"NOT NOW, BUT HOW DO YOU THINK WE GET"

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HISTORICAL 200-YEAR-OLD STRUCTURES

"HISTORICAL 200-YEAR-OLD STRUCTURES"

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IF WE TEAR THEM DOWN WHEN THEY'RE JUST 23?

"IF WE TEAR THEM DOWN WHEN THEY'RE JUST 23?"

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UH, IT'S ROTTING AWAY.

"UH, IT'S ROTTING AWAY."

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THEY SHOULD HOVER OVER IT?

"THEY SHOULD HOVER OVER IT?"

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NO, YOU COULD BUILD A BRIDGE OVER IT,

"NO, YOU COULD BUILD A BRIDGE OVER IT,"

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OR YOU COULD BUILD

"OR YOU COULD BUILD"

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A TRANSPARENT LUCITE PORCH OVER THIS PORCH,

"A TRANSPARENT LUCITE PORCH OVER THIS PORCH,"

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SO PEOPLE COULD WALK ON THE LUCITE PORCH

"SO PEOPLE COULD WALK ON THE LUCITE PORCH"

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AND SEE THE OLD PORCH UNDERNEATH THE NEW PORCH.

"AND SEE THE OLD PORCH UNDERNEATH THE NEW PORCH."

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BUILD A CLEAR PLASTIC PORCH OVER THE ROTTING WOOD PORCH?

"BUILD A CLEAR PLASTIC PORCH OVER THE ROTTING WOOD PORCH?"

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WITH THE PROPER PERMITS, AND THOSE ARE HARD TO COME BY.

"WITH THE PROPER PERMITS, AND THOSE ARE HARD TO COME BY."

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THAT'S IT.

"THAT'S IT."

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT."

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IT'S JUST BUSINESS, LORELAI.

"IT'S JUST BUSINESS, LORELAI."

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I PAY TO SHOP IN YOUR STORE. I EAT YOUR BANANA SPLITS.

"I PAY TO SHOP IN YOUR STORE. I EAT YOUR BANANA SPLITS."

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I'VE NEVER PHYSICALLY HURT YOU

"I'VE NEVER PHYSICALLY HURT YOU"

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BUT I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO HIT YOUR EYE, AND I APOLOGIZE,

"BUT I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO HIT YOUR EYE, AND I APOLOGIZE,"

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I WANT AN ICE-CREAM TRUCK.

"I WANT AN ICE-CREAM TRUCK."

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I WANT TO SELL ICE CREAM OFF A TRUCK IN THE SUMMER.

"I WANT TO SELL ICE CREAM OFF A TRUCK IN THE SUMMER."

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I WANT TO PARK IT IN FRONT OF THE SODA SHOP.

"I WANT TO PARK IT IN FRONT OF THE SODA SHOP."

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I WANT TO RING THE BELL ON IT EVERY DAY AT NOON,

"I WANT TO RING THE BELL ON IT EVERY DAY AT NOON,"

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IS THE SPACE THAT'S PARTLY IN FRONT OF LUKE'S DINER.

"IS THE SPACE THAT'S PARTLY IN FRONT OF LUKE'S DINER."

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SO?!

"SO?!"

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YOU HAVE PULL WITH LUKE. YOU'RE FRIENDS.

"YOU HAVE PULL WITH LUKE. YOU'RE FRIENDS."

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YOU CAN GET HIM TO AGREE TO THIS.

"YOU CAN GET HIM TO AGREE TO THIS."

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USE MY PULL. IF YOU DON'T MIND.

"USE MY PULL. IF YOU DON'T MIND."

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IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL IT.

"IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL IT."

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THE WORK BEGINS AND THE PORCH GOES?

"THE WORK BEGINS AND THE PORCH GOES?"

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ALL EXPEDITED, NICE AND NEAT.

"ALL EXPEDITED, NICE AND NEAT."

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AN ICE-CREAM TRUCK.

"AN ICE-CREAM TRUCK."

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WELL, THIS HAS BEEN A VERY SUCCESSFUL OUTING.

"WELL, THIS HAS BEEN A VERY SUCCESSFUL OUTING."

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BACK ON THE BUS, EVERYONE.

"BACK ON THE BUS, EVERYONE."

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UNBELIEVABLE.

"UNBELIEVABLE."

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WHAT?

"WHAT?"

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I FORGED A STREAM, AND I ALMOST GOT ATTACKED BY A BEAVER,

"I FORGED A STREAM, AND I ALMOST GOT ATTACKED BY A BEAVER,"

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TO WHAT?

"TO WHAT?"

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IT'S A PUBLIC STREET. LET HIM PARK HIS STUPID TRUCK.

"IT'S A PUBLIC STREET. LET HIM PARK HIS STUPID TRUCK."

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I'M MISSING SOMETHING HERE.

"I'M MISSING SOMETHING HERE."

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DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SUBJECT IS.

"DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SUBJECT IS."

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IF YOU LET TAYLOR PARK HIS STUPID ICE-CREAM TRUCK --

"IF YOU LET TAYLOR PARK HIS STUPID ICE-CREAM TRUCK --"

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THEN I CAN START WORK ON THE INN.

"THEN I CAN START WORK ON THE INN."

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BUT IF YOU DON'T SAY YES,

"BUT IF YOU DON'T SAY YES,"

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BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO SEE MY BODY SWINGING FROM THAT TREE,

"BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO SEE MY BODY SWINGING FROM THAT TREE,"

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I AM WAITING FOR YOUR ANSWER.

"I AM WAITING FOR YOUR ANSWER."

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SURE.

"SURE."

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HE NEVER ASKED?

"HE NEVER ASKED?"

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NOT ABOUT A TRUCK --

"NOT ABOUT A TRUCK --"

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I SAID NO TO THAT.

"I SAID NO TO THAT."

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HE NEVER ASKED?

"HE NEVER ASKED?"

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NO.

"NO."

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IT'S A PUBLIC STREET.

"IT'S A PUBLIC STREET."

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AND YOU WOULD HAVE SAID YES.

"AND YOU WOULD HAVE SAID YES."

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I'D HAVE SAID YES.

"I'D HAVE SAID YES."

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AND I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS.

"AND I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS."

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PROBABLY NOT.

"PROBABLY NOT."

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I'VE LEARNED SOMETHING VERY VALUABLE HERE TODAY.

"I'VE LEARNED SOMETHING VERY VALUABLE HERE TODAY."

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VERY VALUABLE.

"VERY VALUABLE."

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GOOD.

"GOOD."

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I'VE HAD A BUSINESS EPIPHANY.

"I'VE HAD A BUSINESS EPIPHANY."

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SAYING, "THANKS FOR THE LESSON, MR. GEKKO."

"SAYING, "THANKS FOR THE LESSON, MR. GEKKO.""

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SHE THOUGHT THAT SUCCESS IN BUSINESS MEANT WORKING HARD,

"SHE THOUGHT THAT SUCCESS IN BUSINESS MEANT WORKING HARD,"

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APPLYING YOURSELF, AND RESPECTING YOUR COWORKERS.

"APPLYING YOURSELF, AND RESPECTING YOUR COWORKERS."

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AND SHE PREACHED THAT TO OTHERS -- OH, LITTLE CHILD.

"AND SHE PREACHED THAT TO OTHERS -- OH, LITTLE CHILD."

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YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET SOME REST.

"YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET SOME REST."

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I WON'T BE GRAPHIC.

"I WON'T BE GRAPHIC."

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IT IS SUNDAY MORNING.

"IT IS SUNDAY MORNING."

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IT'S SMOKE-FILLED BACK ROOMS WITH EXPOSED PIPES

"IT'S SMOKE-FILLED BACK ROOMS WITH EXPOSED PIPES"

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AND SHADY PLAYERS CHEWING ON FAT CIGARS

"AND SHADY PLAYERS CHEWING ON FAT CIGARS"

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AND TWIRLING THEIR DIRTY MOUSTACHES.

"AND TWIRLING THEIR DIRTY MOUSTACHES."

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AND WHEN YOU GO INTO THOSE ROOMS,

"AND WHEN YOU GO INTO THOSE ROOMS,"

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YOU CAN'T BE A MILQUETOAST MUPPET.

"YOU CAN'T BE A MILQUETOAST MUPPET."

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YOU HAVE TO HAVE POINTY TEETH AND JAWS THAT SNAP.

"YOU HAVE TO HAVE POINTY TEETH AND JAWS THAT SNAP."

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THE MEEK SHALL NOT INHERIT THE EARTH!

"THE MEEK SHALL NOT INHERIT THE EARTH!"

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THANKS FOR THE PERSPECTIVE.

"THANKS FOR THE PERSPECTIVE."

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DO YOU HAVE ANY COFFEE?

"DO YOU HAVE ANY COFFEE?"

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I'M NOT GIVING YOU COFFEE.

"I'M NOT GIVING YOU COFFEE."

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I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR COFFEE.

"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR COFFEE."

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I GOT TO GO FIND TAYLOR AND CLOSE THIS DEAL.

"I GOT TO GO FIND TAYLOR AND CLOSE THIS DEAL."

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YOU THINK HE'S BACK AT THE STORE?

"YOU THINK HE'S BACK AT THE STORE?"

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OR HAVING HIS DIRTY MUSTACHE CLEANED.

"OR HAVING HIS DIRTY MUSTACHE CLEANED."

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YOU'RE GOOD WITH THE TRUCK? I'M GOOD WITH THE TRUCK.

"YOU'RE GOOD WITH THE TRUCK? I'M GOOD WITH THE TRUCK."

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BLESS YOU.

"BLESS YOU."

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I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU, FOLKS.

"I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU, FOLKS."

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SO, YOU'RE UP.

"SO, YOU'RE UP."

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GOOD. SMART.

"GOOD. SMART."

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