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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Cleo Laine (S02E02)

"[audience applauds]"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup it's time to dress up right ♪"
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"Hi, Ma!"
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"...tonight's guest star is one of the truly great singers,"
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"♪ Limbo, everybody limbo ♪"
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"- OK? - Thank you."
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"Now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure"
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"It gives me great pleasure to be appearing here with Dr. Teeth"
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"OK... Animal!"
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"[applause]"
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"Will somebody please bring me my Pigs In Space costume?"
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"Oh, thank you!"
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"All hogs on deck! All hogs on deck!"
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"- Did you shave this morning? - No, mon capitain, I did not!"
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"I, First-Mate Piggy, would love to be of service"
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"[music box style song plays]"
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"[♪ Mad Dogs and Englishmen ]"
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"Excuse me! You look like a very understanding person,"
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"and maybe you can solve my problem for me. You see..."
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"[♪ You're Just In Love]"
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"[Chef sings in mock Swedish]"
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"Let's get this together, shall we?"
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"[both laugh]"
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"by feeling the bumps on his head."
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"you will have a stiff neck."
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"Oh, I don't know. I haven't even had time to ask her."
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"[knocking]"
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"Cleo Laine, 15 seconds to curtain, Miss Laine."
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"I'm ready."
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"Oh, I hope the Muppets like me."
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"Like? Love! Love Cleo Laine! Love!"
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"Hey, hate me a little, will you?"
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"Love, love!"
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"[drumroll]"
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"It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star, Miss Cleo Laine!"
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"♪ It's time to meet The Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational ♪"
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"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call ♪"
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"♪ The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"Come back here."
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"Thank you, thank you, and welcome to The Muppet Show."
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"With us tonight is one of the truly great stars..."
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"Thank you. You are too kind."
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"I am not kind, and you are not the star."
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"- Could I talk to you for a second? - What?"
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"See, my mother is in the audience."
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"[audience laughs]"
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"- Watch me tonight! - Fozzie!"
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"Um, in addition to our very, um... funny bear..."
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"- Miss Cleo Laine. - Cleo Laine!"
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"- But first... Let's limbo! - Let's limbo!"
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"[calypso music playing]"
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"♪ Limbo, everybody limbo ♪"
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"♪ Limbo all the day ♪"
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"[cheering]"
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"♪ Limbo, everybody limbo ♪"
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"♪ Limbo all the day ♪"
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"[cheering]"
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"♪ Limbo, everybody limbo ♪"
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"♪ Limbo all the day ♪"
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"[cheering]"
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"♪ Limbo all the day ♪"
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"[cheering]"
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"Terrific! I wonder how the frog did it."
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"- [chuckling] - Never mind."
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"[steel drum playing]"
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"Kermit, Kermit! Kermit? Where is that frog? Kermit?"
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"- I'm down here. - Oh, Kermit."
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"Kermit, do you realize"
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"that my mother is in the audience tonight"
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"and I wasn't even in the opening number?"
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"- I don't care. - You don't care? Well, why not?"
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"Because I'm all scrunched up."
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"You are scrunched up. Ha!"
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"Hey, hey, but Kermit, you see, my mother..."
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"- Fozzie, would you unscrunch me! - Yes, sir, yes, sir."
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"See, my mother came here tonight, Kermit..."
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"Check. And so did Cleo Laine. I gotta go introduce her."
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"But Kermit, when is the bear on?"
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"That's what I want to know. When is the bear on?"
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"to introduce a lady with a truly remarkable voice..."
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"Kermit, Kermit! Quick, look up there!"
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"[crash]"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Cleo Laine!"
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"[Kermit] Fozzie!"
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"[♪ It Don't Mean A Thing If You Ain't Got That Swing]"
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"and The Electric Mayhem Orchestra."
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"Thank you, Cleo. You know, I melt down those gold records"
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"and put 'em in my teeth."
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"It's called putting your money where your mouth is!"
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"Check. And here we have the man on bass guitar,"
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"the hippest of the hip,"
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"Yeah, movin' and groovin', Cleo."
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"Right on. And then we have the weirdest man of the weird,"
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"the man on saxophone, Zoot!"
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"Hey, it is written, a zebra and a geranium"
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"should never use the same toothbrush."
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"Cogently put, Zoot."
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"And here on guitar, the lovely lady herself, Janice."
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"Oh, wow, like, I'm really honored to be here, really."
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"For sure. And way up there on the drums,"
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"the ma... You know, I'd rather not introduce him."
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"Oh, he won't hurt you, Cleo. We nail his shoes to the bandstand."
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"[scat singing]"
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"OK, Kermit, now it must be time for me to go on, right?"
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"Uh, no, no, now it's time for Pigs In Space."
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"What? Kermit, please let me at least be in Pigs In Space."
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"- Uh, you... you can't. - But why can't I be in Pigs In Space?"
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"Because you're not a pig!"
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"Well, nobody's perfect!"
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"Oh, if only I had an idea to get me into Pigs In Space."
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"[announcer] And now, Pigs In Space!"
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"Featuring the neanderthalic Captain Link Hogthrob..."
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"...the over developed First-Mate, Miss Piggy..."
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"...and the tridecaphobic Dr. Julius Strangepork."
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"As we left our heroes last week,"
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"Captain Hogthrob had just ordered the Swinetrek's biannual inspection."
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