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Clips from Glee - Puppet Master (S05E05)

I have some ideas already. I'm thinking

"I have some ideas already. I'm thinking"

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that the music needs to be really simple,

"that the music needs to be really simple,"

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so we can really highlight our voices.

"so we can really highlight our voices."

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No guitars, or nothing electronic.

"No guitars, or nothing electronic."

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We go with a simple piano arrangement.

"We go with a simple piano arrangement."

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Which I could play.

"Which I could play."

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I'm assuming you're singing lead?

"I'm assuming you're singing lead?"

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Well, I am a senior, and this is my last go at it.

"Well, I am a senior, and this is my last go at it."

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We need to win this.

"We need to win this."

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Well, feels like North Korea up in here.

"Well, feels like North Korea up in here."

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Okay, forget the piano.

"Okay, forget the piano."

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Forget all the music.

"Forget all the music."

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We could just do, um, a cappella, that always works.

"We could just do, um, a cappella, that always works."

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Déjà Warblers. Should we wear matching blazers, too?

"Déjà Warblers. Should we wear matching blazers, too?"

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Let's take it back... What was wrong with the guitars?

"Let's take it back... What was wrong with the guitars?"

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Nothing, why can't you guys just stop resisting me

"Nothing, why can't you guys just stop resisting me"

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for a second, and just go with me?

"for a second, and just go with me?"

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- Yes! Blaine Jong-il - I am not trying to be bossy.

"- Yes! Blaine Jong-il - I am not trying to be bossy."

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I am trying to give the benefit of my experience.

"I am trying to give the benefit of my experience."

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I have won more show choir competitions than anyone in this room.

"I have won more show choir competitions than anyone in this room."

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You suck.

"You suck."

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A capella is worth a shot.

"A capella is worth a shot."

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Let's do it.

"Let's do it."

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Then you two can have fun in your little barbershop couplet

"Then you two can have fun in your little barbershop couplet"

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while the rest of us discuss something good.

"while the rest of us discuss something good."

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Fine. You don't want my help...

"Fine. You don't want my help..."

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...then I am not gonna give it.

"...then I am not gonna give it."

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Looks like somebody's man-struating.

"Looks like somebody's man-struating."

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I heard that.

"I heard that."

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Oh, good.

"Oh, good."

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We're all here.

"We're all here."

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Thank you, Team Pamela Lansbury, for assembling on such short notice.

"Thank you, Team Pamela Lansbury, for assembling on such short notice."

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Okay, well, I rescheduled my dialect session,

"Okay, well, I rescheduled my dialect session,"

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so what's up with this emergency text?

"so what's up with this emergency text?"

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What's up is I just booked our band's debut gig!

"What's up is I just booked our band's debut gig!"

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Amazing.

"Amazing."

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Where? When?

"Where? When?"

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This Thursday, 7:30 p.m., at the Greenwich Village hot-spot Callbacks.

"This Thursday, 7:30 p.m., at the Greenwich Village hot-spot Callbacks."

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Ooh, NYADA's premier piano bar. Hold on, isn't that a Broadway hangout?

"Ooh, NYADA's premier piano bar. Hold on, isn't that a Broadway hangout?"

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Well, traditionally, but I talked to the manager,

"Well, traditionally, but I talked to the manager,"

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and he says that Thursdays are kind of their dead nights.

"and he says that Thursdays are kind of their dead nights."

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So we can go in and do whatever we want.

"So we can go in and do whatever we want."

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No way, we cannot debut there.

"No way, we cannot debut there."

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And I know you were just here,

"And I know you were just here,"

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I'm lactose intolerant, and I may have to fart, Coach.

"I'm lactose intolerant, and I may have to fart, Coach."

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Why doesn't anyone listen to me?

"Why doesn't anyone listen to me?"

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In fact, several days ago, I was quite certain he was flirting with me.

"In fact, several days ago, I was quite certain he was flirting with me."

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'Cause I like saying bad words, bitch!

"'Cause I like saying bad words, bitch!"

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I don't know if it's haunted or like a space-time rift happening,

"I don't know if it's haunted or like a space-time rift happening,"

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but it happened to be the right audience member

"but it happened to be the right audience member"

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