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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Physical Fatness (S01E01)

"* The ship set ground on the shore of this *"
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"I wonder. You know, many kinds of acids are highly combustible."
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"to this yellow dye marker, it'll glow like a torch."
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"I'll go tell the others. Oh, boy!"
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"Guess, I'll join back the Navy."
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"Professor?"
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"(Professor) 'Oh, there you are, Skipper.'"
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"Listen. When I finish making the chemicals"
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"I'm thinking, Gilligan, I've got to lose more than 22 pounds"
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"Gilligan, this isn't enough food for a grown man."
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"Gilligan, if you want your appetite back"
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"Oh, good. I'm almost finished with the dye."
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"I could use a little help mixing the chemicals."
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"What does booyah base mean in English?"
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"Eat, Gilligan, my boy. Oh, the nutritious goodness."
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"Oh, Gilligan, I baked it for you."
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"Here. Let me take it off."
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"Thurston. Thurston. Oh, Thurston."
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"["The Ballad Of Gilligan's Island"]"
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"* Just sit right back And you'll hear a tale *"
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"* A tale of a fateful trip *"
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"* That started from this tropic port *"
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"* Aboard this tiny ship *"
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"* The mate was a mighty sailin' man *"
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"* The Skipper brave and sure *"
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"* Five passengers set sail that day *"
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"* For a three hour tour *"
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"* A three hour tour *"
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"[thunder rumbling]"
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"* The weather started getting rough *"
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"* The tiny ship was tossed *"
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"* If not for the courage of the fearless crew *"
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"* The Minnow would be lost *"
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"* The Minnow would be lost *"
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"* Uncharted desert isle *"
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"* With Gilligan *"
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"* The Skipper too *"
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"* The millionaire *"
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"* And his wife *"
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"* The movie star *"
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"* And the rest *"
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"* Are here on Gilligan's Isle *"
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"[instrumental music]"
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"[gurgling]"
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"Hiya, Professor."
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"Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. You're awful nervous."
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"I'm not nervous, Gilligan. I didn't realize you were here."
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"- And you startled me. - Oh."
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"- Hiya, Professor. - Gilligan!"
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"See, you're nervous! You jumped even when you knew I was here."
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"I took Chemistry in high school once."
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"I'll never forget it. I mixed ammonia with some acid."
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"- You know what I got? - No. What?"
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"Expelled. They thought the school was gonna burn down."
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"Not only that. They can start a fire."
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"Must be an important experiment you're working on."
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"It is Gilligan."
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"You've seen the dye markers the Navy uses as distress signals."
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"- The yellow stuff that floats. - That's right."
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"Well, I've managed to scrape together some potassium chromate"
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"and I believe I've succeeded in duplicating the Navy formula."
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"- No foolin'. We can be rescued? - Exactly."
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"And I'm even adding a phosphorescent compound"
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"to the dye to enable it to glow in the dark."
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"- Shiny junk. - That's it."
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"When I add that "shiny junk," as you call it"
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"Planes flying nearby will see it day or night."
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"They'll follow it here and we'll be rescued."
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"Oh, no. What's the name of that stuff?"
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"Well, it's a mixture of"
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"potassium chromate, ferric chloride and calcium phosphate."
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"- Potassium...potassium ferric.. - Shiny junk."
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"Shiny junk. Yeah."
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"Hey, we're gonna be rescued!"
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"- Skipper! Hey, Skipper! - What's all the excitement?"
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"- I have some news! - What is it?"
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"The professor is experimenting with chemicals"
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"he found right here and what happened to you?"
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"I had a small accident."
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"I bent over to pick some bananas and my pants split."
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"So Mary Ann is sewing it up. What's the good news?"
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"The professor is working on a dye marker"
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"that's just like the Navy. It lights up at night."
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"- And you're getting too fat. - I'm not!"
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"You can really see it at night?"
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"You can see that part day or night."
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"Cut that out, Gilligan."
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"With a thing like this, we could possibly be rescued. Oh, boy!"
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"What are you gonna do once rescued"
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"besides standing at the unemployment office."
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"Honestly, I hadn't even thought about it."
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"With the boat wrecked, I guess I'm out of business."
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"Okay. You go in the Navy, I'll go too."
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"I had no idea that you felt that way."
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"Well, Skipper, you're my buddy and my pal and shipmate."
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"You mean, you'd stick with me?"
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"It's better than starvin' to death."
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"(Mary Ann) 'Skipper, I finished your pant.'"
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"Oh, here's Mary Ann. Ha ha. Mary Ann."
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"Ha ha ha."
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"I left them out two inches, just like you asked me to, Skipper."
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"- Thank you, Mary Ann. - Hey, Mary Ann."
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"Did you hear we're gonna be rescued?"
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"Rescued? Oh, are you sure, Gilligan?"
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"Are you 100% completely, absolutely, positively certain?"
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"I'm not even that certain my name is Gilligan."
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"But the professor says we'll be rescued."
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"Oh, that's wonderful! I'll go tell the others."
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"Yeah."
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"- There we are. Good as new. - I dunno, Skipper."
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"Maybe she should've left out four inches instead of two."
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"She only let 'em out.. Well, alright, two inches."
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"But what do you mean four inches? They're perfect!"
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"Okay, Skipper. See you later."
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"For goodness sakes."
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"Four inches instead of two. You've got a lot of nerve!"
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"[rips]"
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"Red cab. Red cab."
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"They're never around when you want them."
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"Lovey, you keep forgetting we're on a deserted island."
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