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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Daisy (S09E09)

"...punch him in the face really fast, come back and do this wedding?"
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"Would that be okay?"
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"- Ranjit, get the car. - Getting the car."
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"Baby, I can't wait to meet your mom, but I gotta go on a little excursion with the boys."
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"What? Where are you going?"
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"Me and the boys have to go teach someone some manners."
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"Are there any elk on Long Island?"
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"[SINGING] My gallant housekeeping crew, good morning"
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"I hope you are quite well"
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"Oh, bother it. I'll get it."
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"Ahoy, Marshall."
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"Are you okay, Robin?"
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"No, I'm not okay..."
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"...because apparently I am marrying my dad in a few hours."
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"Oh, sweetie, no, I'm sure that's not true."
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"I mean, there's so much you don't know about your father."
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"There were so many other red flags in our marriage."
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"I mean, for instance, do you know that before he was engaged to me..."
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"- Red flag. - Oh, Genevieve. Not good."
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"And, did you know that one time..."
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"... to impress women, he dressed up like a Prussian aristocrat..."
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"... had a painting of himself made, and posed next to it in an art gallery?"
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"Can you imagine?"
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"- That's a rough one. - Darling, darling, the list goes on."
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"He would always take his mother's side in arguments."
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"He never checked with me before making plans. And our rehearsal dinner? Oh, boy..."
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"... did we have it out right before our rehearsal dinner."
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"Thank you, Linus."
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"For the first 10 years I knew him..."
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"...I didn't even know what your father did for a living."
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"- Heck of ajab, Marshall. Well placed. MARSHALL: Captain..."
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"...I know something happened between you and Lily last night."
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"What? No. Nothing happened. Captain's honor."
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"You can ask my fiancée."
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"Fiancée? What fiancée?"
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"- Captain, permission to clear things up? - Granted."
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"Me. We're engaged."
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"- It's "Boats! Boats! Boats!" Ted, look. - Yeah."
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"- Boats! Boats! Boats! - And only from that commercial."
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"No, you banged her. Remember?"
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"Like a bunch of times."
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"You knocked boots, boots, boots."
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"Captain, what the hell happened here last night?"
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"Well, it was just after four bells..."
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"- Ahoy? - Hi. I know it's late..."
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"...but I've gotta get out of here. CAPTAIN: I sent the car. When she got here..."
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"- Lily, what a lovely... - Can I use your powder room?"
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"And then she went to the powder room. She was in there quite a while."
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"Probably a deuce. Go on."
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"And when she came out, she had to leave right away. It was odd."
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"But I assure you, nothing inappropriate happened between me and your wife."
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"Captain, I understand what you're saying, but what you don't understand..."
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"...is that Lily is my wife..."
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"...and I love her way too much to behave rationally now."
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"En garde!"
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"This is the best day of my life."
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"Oh, darling. Come on. No, no, you're not marrying your father."
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"Your father... I mean, let's just put it this way."
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"Your father was a sociopath."
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"He slept with over 20 women."
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"...and it was entertaining watching him lie to those poor girls..."
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"...to get inside their snow pants."
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"But I should've known back then this was not husband material."
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"I mean, even your Uncle Jim, you know, his gay black brother..."
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"Will you shut up?"
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"Go for Barney."
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"Your bride is freaking the crap out right now. Where the hell are you?"
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"I warn you, Captain."
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"I've pretended to have a duel with actual swords."
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"Twice."
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"I warn you, Marshall. I was on the Olympic fencing team."
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"Won three gold medals."
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"I warn you, Captain."
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"I'm starting to feel like this was a mistake."
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"I think I'd better not say where I am."
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"I am not kidding around here. Tell me where you are."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"We're at the Captain's house."
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"What is it? What's wrong?"
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"I am so busted."
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"Thank you, Linus."
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"You have another piece of gum?"
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"LILY: I can keep a secret."
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"I can keep a secret real good."
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"- Are you chewing gum? - I can keep a secret like nobody's business."
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"Because it is nobody's business."
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"You never chew gum. You shouldn't chew gum."
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"- I mean, why? TED: Why?"
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"Because I just solved the mystery, that's why."
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"Mosby Boys."
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"We agreed you wouldn't do that anymore."
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"Mystery? What mystery?"
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"Lily has a secret."
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"I'll tell you in a minute."
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"I want to enjoy the suspense a little bit first."
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"Ooh."
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"Very well."
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"...I've ever set foot in this house, correct?"
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"Oh, this is going to be unbearable."
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"Captain, your powder room."
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"Does it face out on the ocean?"
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"- Of course. Right over the cliff. - Just as I suspected."
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"And if I were to walk into this powder room right now..."
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"...I believe I'd see a potted plant of some sort."
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"- Is that correct? - Yes. There's a daisy."
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"A daisy."
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"Interesting."
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"Not traditionally an indoor plant..."
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"...but I suppose it gets plenty of light with the southern exposure."
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"That's right. It does."
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"- Will you please fetch the daisy? - Aye-aye."
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"I totally solved it."
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"You didn't solve it."
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"You didn't solve it. You didn't solve it. Did you solve...? No. You didn't solve it."
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"I solved it."
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"Thank you, Captain."
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"Now..."
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