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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Daisy (S09E09)

"- On a plane. - With your fear of flying?"
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"[SCREAMS]"
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"We're all gonna die!"
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"During the flight, I'll admit..."
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"I had no idea it would fly off like that."
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"Please, please, send me a bill, because I'd like to replace it."
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"I'll be taking the train home."
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"I feel kind of guilty about it. I know how badly Lily wanted to move to Italy."
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"- You're gonna be a great husband. - No, no, no, wait. He has a point."
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"You said yourself, it was her decision."
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"You saw Lily getting into someone's car?"
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"I haven't met him already, have I?"
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"- Barney's phone. - Ted, where's Barney?"
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"- The saltine challenge? Now? LILY: Heh."
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"But this Barney."
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"- You okay? - Why did she get into the car?"
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"That's crazy. You'd never moor a dinghy in a lagoon."
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"Sir, good morning"
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"I am in reasonable health, and happy to meet you all once..."
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"... he was engaged to marry an exotic dancer? Hello."
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"- Every time I used to ask him, he'd say... - Please."
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"Yes, that's exactly what he used to say. How'd you know that?"
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"I mean, yeah, I know her from that commercial."
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"And sure, you know, we were friends for years first..."
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"- Wait. Stop the duel. - Oh, thank God."
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"She's hiding something..."
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"...and I know what it is."
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"Okay. What is she hiding?"
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"Oh, my God, will you just tell us?"
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"Now, we can all agree that this is the first time..."
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"You didn't solve it."
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"That's true. She does."
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"... Lily's been secretly puffing ciggies..."
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"And that's why, when she got to the hotel..."
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"... was chewing..."
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"TED: Lily knew that cigarette was her last for a while."
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"And that's when she realized..."
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"She was all out."
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"TED: The problem was, Lily didn't want to smoke in front of her new employer."
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"I don't know. I just... I like boats."
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"...and serve as a natural mulch."
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"I'll take a test when I get home. It can wait."
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"It can't wait."
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"I told you guys I could keep a secret."
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"- Hi. - Hello."
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"And you're gonna get your dream, because..."
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"Oh, darling."
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"You know, you're filled with this mortal dread."
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"TED: It was the day of Barney and Robin's wedding..."
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"... and a surprise guest had just arrived."
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"Mom, I can't believe... How did you get here?"
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"What, did the plane drive here?"
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"Ha, ha! I've made enormous strides since you last saw me, dear."
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"This is nice."
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"I don't love flying, I must admit."
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"I haven't been on a plane in years..."
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"...but maybe this won't be such a bad... CAPTAIN: We are cleared for takeoff."
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"We're all gonna die! Aah!"
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"...I had a few difficult moments."
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"But, you know, by the time we'd landed..."
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"Here already? Well, I have to say..."
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"...it wasn't so dreadful after all."
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"And, oh, I'm terribly sorry about the door."
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"Well, it's official. I'm gonna be Judge Marshall Eriksen."
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"That is great."
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"Can you help me get a driver's license?"
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"Marshall, you, uh, don't sound too excited to become ajudge."
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"Don't do this, bro. Classic mistake."
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"You won. Enjoy it."
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"Drink the blood of your vanquished enemy and move on."
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"Lily chose to give up herjob and not move to Rome so you could be ajudge."
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"Yeah, but something seemed off. We had this big fight, and she stormed out."
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"When she came back, she had totally, like, changed her mind."
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"- Wait, what time was this? - A little after 3 a.m., Billy Zabka. Why?"
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"Last night, I was doing some late night dirt biking."
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"Naturally. Continue."
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"And I ended up at that EZ Pick a few miles up the road. And, well..."
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"That's odd."
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"[PEOPLE BOOING]"
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"- I wonder who it was. - What did the license plate say?"
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"The Captain."
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"Lily's boss. He has a house out here."
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"Why was Lily getting into the Captain's car at 3 in the morning?"
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"Guys..."
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"...I hate to even say this..."
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"...but do you think it's possible..."
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"...that I could eat six of these saltines in under a minute?"
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"Challenge accepted."
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"They said after getting Tasered I might suffer from short-term memory loss."
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"Oh, you'd remember if you'd met Barney."
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"- Ha-ha-ha. - Why don't I see what he's doing right now."
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"He's trying to eat six saltines in a minute."
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"- Well, his future mother-in-law is here. - Robin's mom is here."
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"- Really? That's great. - And she wants to meet him."
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"- She wants to meet you. - I'm in the middle of the saltine challenge."
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"He's in the middle of the saltine challenge."
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"As soon as I'm done, I'll pop on over."
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"As soon as he's done, he'll just pop right over."
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"All right. Goodbye."
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"It's his wedding day. Guys do weird things on their wedding day."
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"Well, on my wedding day..."
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"...Robin's father completely disappeared for about three hours."
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"He just said, "I've gotta go teach somebody some manners," and off he went."
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"And then three hours later..."
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"...he emerged from the woods..."
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"...with a dead elk slung across his shoulder."
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"And I didn't even know that there were elk in Bermuda."
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"- He sounds like a fine young man. - Yes, he is."
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"Agh! We're going again."
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"- Why didn't she tell me? - Maybe it was a work thing."
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"No. She has a fight with me, goes to an EZ Pick, gets into the Captain's Mercedes..."
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"...and three hours later, she doesn't want to go to Italy?"
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"Think this means...?"
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"The Captain moored his dinghy in Lily's lagoon? Definitely."
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"In certain tidal conditions, if you had a protected inlet..."
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"You know what? It doesn't matter. Today is Barney's wedding."
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"Let's just forget it."
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"Marshall, do you want to go over to the Captain's house right now..."
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