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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Rock On! (S05E05)

"I think the principles of etiquette"
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"are still applicable today."
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"Hm. Pretty timeless. Yeah."
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"No, I'm not gonna be the one to tell her."
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"Tell me what?"
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"No, it's not about you, Moira."
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"Well, is it about Twyla needing to pick up the pace"
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"- on that solo? - What?"
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"No, it's about the Poison concert tonight"
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"being canceled at the casino."
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"And that's a problem because?"
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"Jocelyn's been looking forward to it for weeks."
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"This is her one night out."
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"Not to worry. If she's anything like I was"
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"with a little moppet in the house,"
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"she'll find any ruse to escape for an evening."
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"The Poison concert was merely a device."
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"Uh oh, ladies!"
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"Somebody better call Poison Control,"
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"because tonight's gonna be..."
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"♪ Nothin' but a good time! ♪"
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"Yeah, I'm not gonna be the one to... oh, okay."
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"Oh no, there's no time for that."
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"No, no, we have to rehearse our Poison medley."
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"you are gonna want to talk dirty back!"
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"Oh gals, this is getting painful."
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"Jocelyn, wonderful news! They've refunded the price"
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"of your ticket for tonight's concert."
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"What? But I don't want a refund."
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"No, the show got pushed."
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"Looks like they double-booked Poison with The Doodlebops."
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"And the casino just sent out an apology."
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"Well, what are we supposed to do now?!"
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"I didn't pump for four hours straight"
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"to get on a chartered bus"
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"to go to the end of the street and back!"
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"We could go to the cafe."
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"No, but I can ask George to burn something on the grill."
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"Why can't we still go to the casino?"
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"If I'm holding the truth stick,"
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"I was never planning to attend the concert anyway."
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"I never pegged you for a gambling kind of gal, Moira."
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"Oh, I'm not above a naughty night of debauchery."
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"When Condi Rice, and Sharon Stone and I,"
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"to Ho Chi Minh City,"
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"well, let's just say, toi khong bao gio thua."
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"Okay, but it's been a really long time"
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"since I've spun that roulette wheel."
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"And this is the only casino I haven't been banned from"
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"as an unaccompanied minor."
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"Well, do we still have a reservation"
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"at Bucky's Fried Chicken House?"
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"Yes, but I wouldn't let that stop us!"
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"Alexis: So you just plug in the information,"
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"and then it creates the website for you."
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"So what exactly am I paying you for, then?"
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"I'm your brand consultant, David."
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"Sorry, I'm just distracted, there's a guy over there"
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"currently flirting with my boyfriend."
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"- Poor thing. - I know."
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"No, I meant you, David."
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"Oh hi, are you finding everything you're looking for?"
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"Um, actually, I was wondering"
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"Hm, you planning on doing some journaling?"
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"Um... score, Patrick!"
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"Look at you, just drowning in other people's phone numbers."
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"Who was that hunk with the teeny-weeny little polo?"
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"Just when I thought it was impossible"
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"to find a thirty-something named Ken!"
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"Get fucked Alexis!"
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"What exactly did Ken do with my pen?"
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"Did he write down a banana bread recipe?"
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"- This is his phone number. - Yes, it is."
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"Yeah. Look at you go."
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"- Mhmm. - And he like..."
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"gave it to you in front of David,"
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"so clearly no threat there."
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"Can I at just enjoy this for a second?"
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"Of course, yeah! Enjoy Ken."
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"I mean, I think it's funny 'cause when he first"
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"so to think it could've been me enjoying Ken."
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"Yeah, I don't think so."
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"- Yeah, I think he liked me. - This is fun!"
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"It's the great thing about owning a store, really,"
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"is getting to flirt with the customers."
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"You know, just last week,"
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"Do you mean the woman who wanted to know"
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"when the soap would be back in stock?"
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"Who came in here with her husband and kids?"
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"Hasn't stopped me before."
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"But thank you for reminding me, I have to call her,"
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"the soap did come back in."
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"I'm just gonna..."
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"put that right there."
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"Johnny: Stevie?"
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"Oh, I was talking to Roland about the latticework,"
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"and we figure if we uh, put the vines right up"
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"- the side of the motel... oh! - Steve: Oh! Oh!"
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"Oh my God, Mr. Rose! Oh!"
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"Okay. No, no, no, that's okay."
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"I'm sorry."
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"- I said just a minute! - Yeah. Yeah."
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"No, I-I was coming back to you,"
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"because I-I figured, you know,"
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"you'd be busy back there. I was busy!"
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"- Taking a personal photo... - Right, right."
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"Right, well, it was, it was a medical uh, photo,"
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"and, and uh... and you what?"
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"You text or email this right back to your doctor,"
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"I mean, what a-what an age we live in!"
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"I thought you were running errands!"
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"I was, I was, and-and uh..."
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"I was at the nursery, there were no cars"
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"absolutely on the way home, and uh,"
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"and that's what I was gonna tell you when I..."
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"- until I... - Okay!"
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"I am kind of seeing somebody,"
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"and it's like, a long-distance thing, so I..."
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"Yeah, okay, I'm gonna stop, I'm gonna stop you right there."
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"I wish we had gotten to the second tape"
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