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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Customer Safari (S05E05)

"Sometimes the low road gets you there."
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"Well, I am really proud of you."
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"And I know Matilda would be too."
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"He brings that up a lot. I'm sorry."
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"My take, he wants to bang the dog."
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"Classic projection."
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"I-I don't think... I mean, none of us want to..."
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"[smooth music playing]"
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"Did you just take my photo, you pervert?"
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"No, I'm not a pervert and you're not that cute."
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"It's for Customer Safari."
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"You're just "pet in baby carrier.""
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"- Ah-ha! - Ya stung!"
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"and you confessing that means we can now"
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"shut the whole thing down."
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"Actually, I coulda shut it down before,"
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"but I thought this might be fun for you."
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"Well, you were right, 'cause I loved it."
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"- Right? - Yeah."
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"- [pig squeals] - both: Oh."
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"Yeah, scrodes!"
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"I'm Dina's boyfriend."
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"I met some of you, not everybody,"
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"and this is not mine."
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"- Borrowed her from a client. - We know everything."
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"Sorry, this guy tricked me into taking a photo"
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"of him and his stupid pig."
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"- Yes. - [squeals]"
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"Oh, man, you guys, Cheyenne really blew it."
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"Ugh, we're all so mad."
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"All right, Garrett, give everyone their money back,"
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"and then all of you get back to work."
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"But if anyone got VSCO Girl, could you send that me?"
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"I still don't know what that is."
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"Oh, Amy, there you are."
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"Hey, Glenn, so sorry."
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"I think Zephra Corporate just tried to call me."
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"Yeah, okay, real quick. I don't want you to panic,"
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"but there's some kind of storewide game going on."
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"That's so great, Glenn. Keep it up."
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"Thank you. You're the best."
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"Okay. If it comes up on the call, play dumb."
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"I'm sorry, what position is this for exactly?"
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"Director of Customer Experience for Cloud 9."
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"For, like, all of them? All the Cloud 9s?"
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"Yep, it'd be at our headquarters in Palo Alto."
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"Maya Fonseca at the Chicago office"
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"gave you a glowing recommendation,"
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"and we're holding interviews next week."
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"Oh, um... wow. Okay."
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"So are you interested?"
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"[gentle music]"
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"Did you guys see the link that I sent you?"
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"- Horse died early. - Oh."
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"So Josh, is he, like, in a bad mood..."
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"Look, don't hold back on my account."
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"And your parents, they're just, like, laughing along."
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"♪"
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"No, not at all. I like it."
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"in the security office, and those are just gonna be"
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"I told you to make sure no one took a pic of you"
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"You totally tried to stage "clothes same shade as skin.""
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"- That's just a myth. - Oh-oh-oh-oh."
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"- [laughter] - Now this jagoff?"
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"- If that's okay. - Oh, yeah!"
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"Okay, well, it's a shame you won't help us"
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"Mom is crushed because you cheated on her."
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"She should have left him years ago."
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"- Mm-hmm. - And I missed it?"
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"Aww."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"♪ I'm all out of faith ♪"
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"♪ I'm cold and I am shamed ♪"
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"Oh."
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"Only one winner per category."
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"submit it to me for verification."
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"I'm constantly taking creep shots of dads in parks."
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"Aggressively patriotic T-shirt... oh, yeah."
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"Ride it. Come on, ride it, you tease."
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"Hey."
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