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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Customer Safari (S05E05)

"It's a $10 entrance fee, and as you can see,"
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"I got 35 categories on the board."
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"Why is "blowing nose in towels""
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"worth more than "juggalo"?"
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"'Cause juggalos aren't as rare."
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"ICP just played St. Louis."
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"Yeah, it was fun. It's a real community."
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"You see something, snap a pic,"
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"Oh, and make sure the customer doesn't see you."
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"Oh, hell yeah."
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"I am gonna be so good at this game."
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"- Thank you. - Mm-hmm."
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"A lot of foam. Somebody didn't tilt."
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"You were just so nervous about today already,"
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"Okay, yeah, so he is a dick."
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"- And I can say that? - Definitely."
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"- Good because he is a dick. - [laughs]"
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"If you wanna fire back at him, like, go for it."
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"Nah, I'm not stooping to his level."
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"It's better to take the high road."
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"Really? Come on, I can barely stand it."
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"I don't even see what they like about him."
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"I mean, I get it... he's their son or whatever."
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"But I would hate Parker if he snapped his fingers"
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"to get a bus boy's attention"
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"or, like, got an innocent housekeeper fired."
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"Oh, well, bring that up."
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"It's not worth it."
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"I only see my family a couple times a year."
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"Let's just get through the meal and be the bigger people."
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"- [sighs] - And then we can, you know,"
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"but this high road thing looks better on Michelle Obama."
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"That's fair. Everything looks better on Michelle Obama."
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"[hip-hop music]"
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""Love this land or I'll bury you in it"?"
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"Disturbingly long nails. 15 points."
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"I only asked for one tuxedo kid, man."
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"15 points is all I can give you."
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"and it comes al dente."
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"Wow, this is huge. I'm never gonna be able to finish this."
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"Oh, come on, buddy. You can finish."
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"- Zing, Joshie. - That's funny."
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"It's fine. Do you want some bread?"
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"- He's just teasing, sweetie. - He's our little comedian."
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"- That's me. - [Laughter]"
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"Oh, hey, speaking of funny, has Jonah ever told you"
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"about the play that he wrote in theater camp?"
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""The Architecture of Hope and Fear.""
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"- Ugh. - Yeah."
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"Let's just say it wasn't bound for Broadway."
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"Yeah... oh, and don't forget the heroine's name."
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"- Tell her, Jonah. - Matilda."
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"- Matilda. - Ew, the dog wife."
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"He never got over it."
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"Actually, Matilda had some pretty steamy scenes in it."
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"- [laughter] - It wasn't intentional."
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"I guess my subconscious took the wheel there."
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"- I guess so. - [Laughter]"
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"But he didn't really wanna marry the dog."
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"I mean, he was just a kid. He said a weird thing."
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"- They made a show about it. - Mm, yeah."
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"Have you seen the new one?"
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"I really enjoy that Tiffany Hasheesh."
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"Oh, yes, she's marvelous."
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"- No, no, no, no, no. - I said adult baby."
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"why there's no one working checkouts?"
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"Well, I heard something about a big spill."
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"Guys, come on. I know what it's like"
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"when the manager's away."
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"Yeah, you take a little longer break, eat a hot dog,"
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"turn all the screens in electronics to MTV."
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"Yeah, well, I guess you got us."
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"- We're just a bunch of rebels. - Aw, come on."
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"So tell me what's going on."
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"Oh, okay. Well..."
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"And Sandra, you'd better confess"
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"because I already asked Garrett,"
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"and he sold you down the river."
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"When? We've been together the entire time."
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"- Hmm? - Yeah, Glenn."
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"you have to separate us first."
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"I don't think so, Glenn."
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"- Garrett, could I see... - Come on, man."
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"This is nice."
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"I'm really glad that you came here unannounced"
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"and now we are having a completely unscheduled lunch."
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"- Yeah. - Hope this hair isn't freaking you out."
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"- Me too. Me too. - Yeah."
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"It just kinda happened. Wasn't planned."
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"A bit spontaneous. [Chuckles]"
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"Wow, kind of a Friday energy on a Thursday, huh?"
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"- I love that. - Yeah, same."
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"- I'll be right back. - Okay."
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"Not much. Everything's mostly great."
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"Just that something's up with the employees."
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"I'm not sure what, but the good news is"
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"is that it's very quickly getting out of hand,"
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"so it'll probably blow up and be over soon."
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"Do I need to get involved? It feels like I need to get involved."
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"No, no, no, go have lunch with your boyfriend."
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"Go ahead. Don't worry, I've... I've..."
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"Yeah. He seems great."
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"I left all my felt tips uncapped"
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"drying out like crazy, so I just need to go"
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"[smooth music playing]"
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"K-Fai, What the hell?"
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"Okay, he's hella sneaky. I did not see him."
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"Wait, you're K-Fai?"
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"Shh! Yes, but only because I, like, wanted to win."
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"he would totally kick you out of the game,"
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"but I'm your friend, so I'm just gonna extort you."
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"[sighs] Fine. 50 bucks if I win?"
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"Deal."
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"I'm Mateo, by the way. I'm sure you've heard of me."
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"Ooh, a passion fruit Bellini."
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"Should I order a carafe?"
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"Oh, none for us."
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"I'm actually booze-free these days."
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"Plus, Kelce and I are off sugar, so..."
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