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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Customer Safari (S05E05)

"[sighs] Actually, no."
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"- Jonah. - I'm sorry, Dad, but it's true."
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"Amy and I just had a lovely talk in the bathroom."
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"You know, what she and Jonah have"
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"none of this would have happened."
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"You mean, like, the first time Shelley happened?"
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"What? For real?"
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"Anyway, she's dead."
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"[camera shutter clicking]"
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"This was a sting operation,"
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"Game over, scrodes!"
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"Hi, uh, I'm Brian, by the way."
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"It's so cute though. Can I pet it?"
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"♪ This is how I feel ♪"
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"- [sighs] - [phone buzzes, chimes]"
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"Now, I don't know what it is, but I know that..."
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"It's just lunch. You're great at lunch."
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"You do it every day."
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"and you know my eating style isn't for everyone."
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"Is there a health inspection or something?"
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"- Your makeup looks nice. - Oh, no, just a lunch."
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"Oh, good."
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"Your blouse is decent too, and I didn't know what the hell was going on."
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"Well, Jonah's parents and brother are in town,"
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"so we're having lunch with them."
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"Thank you for the almost compliment."
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"My nerves feel soothed."
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"You have nothing to be nervous about."
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"My parents think you're great and I'm sure Josh will too."
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"Which brother is Josh again? I can't keep track of them all."
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"- I only have two. - Really?"
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"It feels like you grew up talking over a large group."
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"in high school and then framed your housekeeper for it?"
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"Big mistake."
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"Anger the head maid, the whole downstairs can turn on you."
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"One floor, one housekeeper."
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"My advice... don't get lost in the siblings."
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"It's the parents you want to impress"
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"if you're gonna inherit all those servants."
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"One would've been nice."
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"It was just sitting on her shoulder like a parrot... look."
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"I just helped a dad with three kids on leashes."
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"Were they triplets? Or just three kids?"
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"'Cause in the world of customer weirdness,"
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"I'd put reptiles up here"
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"and children in restraints down here."
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"But if we're talking multiples, now I'm gonna need a photo."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Let me see if he's still untangling them in housewares."
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"Wow, you've thought about this a lot."
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"and complained about a sandwich that she made at home."
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"Okay, hot nun, face tattoo, stilettos and sweats."
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"Nun, tattoo, stilettos and sweats."
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"Oh, Chile was great."
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"And they loved us down there."
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"You know, they expect Americans to be fat slobs,"
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"you know what I mean, but then..."
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"Chile's never really called to me."
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"Too narrow."
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"Yeah, he prefers a girthier country."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Oh."
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"We didn't actually get a chance to read it yet."
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"Our printer's out of cartridges."
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"- Ah. - But you have a screen..."
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"Nah, it's a whole thing. Don't bother."
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"I gotta say, Amy, we never thought any girl"
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"would compare to Matilda in his eyes, so..."
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"- Irrelevant. - Our Boston Terrier."
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"Lovely dog, really. Very regal."
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"Jonah was literally in love with her. Like, romantically."
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"When I was seven, I said I loved our dog so much"
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"that I wanted to marry her."
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"[laughter]"
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"- That's so cute. - Thank you."
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"Yeah, like, what would you guys even do?"
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"[phone vibrates]"
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"[sighs] It's the office."
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"I'm sorry for the jargon, Jonah."
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"An office is one of those rooms with a desk in it."
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"Oh, Amy, you have an office."
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"Maybe you can explain it to him."
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"I'm pretty sure Jonah has seen the inside of... okay."
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"So I told her, you know, "Don't worry.""
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""Filled up on bread" is gonna go on her gravestone."
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"I need to speak to the assistant manager."
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"Glenn, this is Dr. Brian Patterson,"
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"Yeah, no, I had a little window of time open up today."
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"Oh, I didn't know that veterinarians use tongs."
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"Is that for handling dog guts?"
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"Oh, no. Just salad."
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"Oh, yeah. Uh-huh."
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"Anyways, I missed you"
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"and I thought maybe I'd see if I could have a lunch date."
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"Okay, yeah... well, I will get us a table at the café."
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"- Great. - Okay, bye."
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"- Nice to meet you. - Oh."
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"What is this? He's showing up during work hours?"
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"Is this, like, a test or some kind of weird kink?"
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"Okay, Dina, relax. It's just a surprise date."
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"The beginning of a relationship is the best part."
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"Yeah, I know. I know that."
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"you know, 'cause this is your first real..."
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"I know romance, Glenn, okay? I've seen "You've Got Mail.""
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"40 minutes of it. I was getting my tires rotated."
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"Point is romance equals spontaneity plus fun."
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"- Mm-hmm. - So how about this?"
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"Huh? How's this for fun?"
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"- Oh, I love it. - You should let it all down."
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"I did not notice that the kids' leashes had"
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"studded leather on them, so that bumps it up some."
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"Did you see the gecko has painted nails, though?"
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"I did not."
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"I'm sorry, Cheyenne. Gecko lady's weirder."
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"- Yes, I win. - Whatever... lame."
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"What'd you win? I'll play."
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"- I wanna play too. - Guys, seriously, no games."
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"Amy's gone,"
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"so it's up to us to be responsible employees."
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"I'm kidding. Obviously we're gonna make this a game."
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""Customer Safari.""
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